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  • I jack off in the shower so often that I get a hard-on every time it rains.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 24, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Men masturebate in the shower and women do it in tanning beds; where was this topic in health class?

    Submitted by soccer360 on Oct 24, 11 at 1:50pm
  • A girls' gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 24, 11 at 1:58pm
  • So much better at multitasking than me.

    Submitted by genome254 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:03am
  • I got a friend that works at a tanning salon and they regularly have to clean human waste out of the beds so I honestly don't think that would be the grossest thing that has happened in that bed

    Submitted by tlovell on Oct 24, 11 at 4:29pm
  • No wonder you got burnt.

    Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 24, 11 at 3:23pm
  • I'd like to reprimand you for using a tanning bed, but if you're going to use it anyway you may as well get off

    Submitted by tayacb on Oct 25, 11 at 5:42am
  • Or she's just as guilty as you.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 24, 11 at 4:50pm
  • I sort of want to know the outcome of this tanning date...

    Submitted by jexxca on Oct 25, 11 at 7:54pm
  • Tanning beds are for getting off.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:54pm
  • Something I'll have to try!!!!

    Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 30, 12 at 6:45pm
  • fucking sick

    Submitted by sinphillysweet23 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:11pm