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  • Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 24, 11 at 2:18pm

    I jack off in the shower so often that I get a hard-on every time it rains.

  • Submitted by soccer360 on Oct 24, 11 at 1:50pm

    Men masturebate in the shower and women do it in tanning beds; where was this topic in health class?

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 24, 11 at 1:58pm

    A girls' gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 24, 11 at 3:23pm

    No wonder you got burnt.

  • Submitted by tlovell on Oct 24, 11 at 4:29pm

    I got a friend that works at a tanning salon and they regularly have to clean human waste out of the beds so I honestly don't think that would be the grossest thing that has happened in that bed

  • Submitted by genome254 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:03am

    So much better at multitasking than me.

  • Submitted by tayacb on Oct 25, 11 at 5:42am

    I'd like to reprimand you for using a tanning bed, but if you're going to use it anyway you may as well get off

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 24, 11 at 4:50pm

    Or she's just as guilty as you.

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    Submitted by jexxca on Oct 25, 11 at 7:54pm

    I sort of want to know the outcome of this tanning date...

  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:54pm

    Tanning beds are for getting off.

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    Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 30, 12 at 6:45pm

    Something I'll have to try!!!!

  • Submitted by sinphillysweet23 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:11pm

    fucking sick

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      Submitted by Yessica on Jan 20, 12 at 10:49am

      Don't knock it till you tried it.