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  • Submitted by middleclassdream on Oct 17, 11 at 8:37am

    The moral to this story is behind every Tazer yielding mad man is a real person who just wants someone to forward funny emails to. I think there is a little piece of Marcus in all of us

  • Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 16, 11 at 1:54pm

    I see this newfound relationship ending like my first marriage.

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 17, 11 at 2:04pm

    "His name is Marcus, I got his email" is how I am going to end every story for the rest of my life.

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 4:03am

    Who the fuck cares about your stupid ankle or you hydrocodone,you fucking long-winded pig.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 4:05pm

      Lmao, you are getting sloppy sloppy. Didn't even mention my name. Fixed it :) , I'm going to use deckswife's logic here. Bahahaha

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    Submitted by dragonlady421 on Oct 17, 11 at 4:02am

    lmao go st paul, sounds like e side!

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 16, 11 at 1:48pm

    Email? Is this the 90's? lol and if the guy he was texting knew about the incident, why didn't he know how it turned out?

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      Submitted by joyceam110 on Oct 16, 11 at 1:54pm

      cuz he fuckin left

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 1:45am

    Who the fuck cares!!

    • 51 56
      Submitted by deckswife on Oct 17, 11 at 5:57am

      obviously you if you're taking the time to read it, click "replies" and then comment on it.

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 4:03pm

        Nope, still don't care.