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  • Sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing...

    Submitted by dpSkip on Apr 16, 13 at 4:33pm
  • Better start talking to the little man in the boat.

    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 16, 13 at 4:01pm
  • That is why you fake it.

    Submitted by msw31091 on Apr 16, 13 at 6:25pm
  • Oh, you poor thing. How awful.

    Submitted by BeccaMae on Apr 16, 13 at 11:24pm
  • yet he let you take the time to send this text...

    Submitted by andstuff on Apr 17, 13 at 11:46am
  • Porks. Always the best comments!

    Submitted by skier6821 on Apr 17, 13 at 12:01am
  • Keeper

    Submitted by finaly_yay on Apr 17, 13 at 8:30am
  • Auto-Stocholm syndrome.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Apr 16, 13 at 6:00pm
  • Don't lie ass lips, by girl you really mean your own penis don't you? You don't let your boner leave until you've made it cum. You have never had a real girl, just a playboy magazine

    Submitted by yourallstupid on Apr 17, 13 at 6:41pm
  • Most chicks would be stoked about this! Unless he sucks at it or doesnt know what he's doing.. I've definitely done that to my girl. It wasnt over until she came! And usually more than once! But I knew what I was doing and what she liked. So she never complained

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 17, 13 at 11:46am