This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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whoa...must have been quite the break up.
Fork them all!!! Wear a condom or it'll be a short run though!
Def a great plan but you're an idiot to not wear a condom while doing this
Welcome to the real world! It's a lot more fun here!
Can I get your number?
I took that fork in the road with no condoms and didn't catch shiiit. Those STD statistics are bullshit.
Do this after every rough breakup.
have fun living on penicillin.
"Ahhh herpes... It's God's French tickler."- Abraham Lincoln