This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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whoa...must have been quite the break up.
Fork them all!!! Wear a condom or it'll be a short run though!
Def a great plan but you're an idiot to not wear a condom while doing this
Welcome to the real world! It's a lot more fun here!
Can I get your number?
"Ahhh herpes... It's God's French tickler."- Abraham Lincoln
I took that fork in the road with no condoms and didn't catch shiiit. Those STD statistics are bullshit.
Do this after every rough breakup.
have fun living on penicillin.