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  • 66 52
    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Sep 26, 13 at 12:08pm

    Where are your nuckin manners, locks wouldn't be needed if you knocked before entering, especially if you heard running water (and possibly moaning) on the other side of the door. Also, the word is spelled masturbate... use spell check or get a nuckin dictionary.

    • 38 41
      Submitted by ck24 on Sep 26, 13 at 11:45pm

      I hope your mom got raped by a Nuckin N@ gger you f ucking flop grammar troll f@ggot

  • 38 32
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 26, 13 at 7:24pm

    I remember wondering why the ceiling over the shower was always\nSoaked, then it hit me, my sister was always soo relaxed after a long\nShower.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by MILF68 on Sep 26, 13 at 8:07pm

    Thanks, mom.

  • 32 32
    Submitted by fearnot on Sep 26, 13 at 11:15pm

    Squeaky clean

  • 30 29
    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Oct 1, 13 at 3:07am

    Hah! Love this :)

  • 27 39
    Submitted by trayvondidit on Sep 29, 13 at 3:31pm

    Sorry mom!

  • 22 43
    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Sep 28, 13 at 2:37pm

    That still won't rid you of your stds!