Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Anddd this is where in a room full of people everyone would go "OHHHHHHHH"
FOUL: blatant Chive ripoff
I wonder how many times I can use this line at a halloween party before I get punched in the face?
You're supposed to spit out that mouthful of bitter, self-righteous pride BEFORE you try to get the cocks in your pie-hole, hunney.
So, unless you put 7 dicks in your mouth with enough frequency to have the act instantly identify who you are you're a bad person?
sorry your costume didn't work out.. maybe you can just go as a slut who can fit six dicks?
I do believe he just called you a dirty whore
I knew I had seen this before...in 2008 on someecards.com
Eightdicksonehole.com cumming soon!
Hahaha that is awesome
Haha brilliant comeback
Tube for the all-out win.
If only she could fit eight, then OP wouldn't be so bitter.
you mean, the guy was calling for gang-bang type and you were not ready??
Was she talking to snow white?
omg! i l o v e this! nice
Well, I know ppl who text things we've all seen before to sound original...BTW, that was harsh!
Right on fellow Chiver!!
Mcgomez. Your a douche.
Damn it! That's harsh! And one hell of a mental image.
Maybe next year mom.
glad to know you tried.