Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Anddd this is where in a room full of people everyone would go "OHHHHHHHH"
FOUL: blatant Chive ripoff
I wonder how many times I can use this line at a halloween party before I get punched in the face?
You're supposed to spit out that mouthful of bitter, self-righteous pride BEFORE you try to get the cocks in your pie-hole, hunney.
So, unless you put 7 dicks in your mouth with enough frequency to have the act instantly identify who you are you're a bad person?
sorry your costume didn't work out.. maybe you can just go as a slut who can fit six dicks?
I do believe he just called you a dirty whore
I knew I had seen this before...in 2008 on someecards.com
Eightdicksonehole.com cumming soon!
Hahaha that is awesome
Haha brilliant comeback
If only she could fit eight, then OP wouldn't be so bitter.
you mean, the guy was calling for gang-bang type and you were not ready??
Tube for the all-out win.
Was she talking to snow white?
Well, I know ppl who text things we've all seen before to sound original...BTW, that was harsh!
omg! i l o v e this! nice
Right on fellow Chiver!!
Mcgomez. Your a douche.
Damn it! That's harsh! And one hell of a mental image.
Maybe next year mom.
glad to know you tried.