It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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...I have a a flip phone too.
Yay for Obama phones!
Obama's not a Flip
Mine has a telescoping antenna...
Next time i visit Missouri I will try this.. Oh wait, when the fuck would I ever want to visit that shithole?
Starbucks gets oddly pissed if you do that in their bathrooms. The fact my lady is a screamer might have something to do with it, but still we had the door locked. Gimme a break. I just forgot to stuff her panties in her mouth.
It's 2013 and you're still fucking strangers...
All a woman has to do for a date is lower their standards.
Are flip phones incapable of using numbers in texts?
I have to keep cranking mine...
Well, if you can't get laid in a bathroom, cranking it is probably all you can do.
It's 2013 and with all the shit of std's becoming more common and your dumb enough to fuck some stranger in a bathroom because you both had flip phones? Wow. Please don't have kids.
Even more sad than having a flip phone in 2013: still using the word "rando" in 2013.
Aaaaaand you're pathetic for fucking someone over a phone.