It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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...I have a a flip phone too.
Next time i visit Missouri I will try this.. Oh wait, when the fuck would I ever want to visit that shithole?
Yay for Obama phones!
Obama's not a Flip
Mine has a telescoping antenna...
It's 2013 and you're still fucking strangers...
Starbucks gets oddly pissed if you do that in their bathrooms. The fact my lady is a screamer might have something to do with it, but still we had the door locked. Gimme a break. I just forgot to stuff her panties in her mouth.
All a woman has to do for a date is lower their standards.
Are flip phones incapable of using numbers in texts?
It's 2013 and with all the shit of std's becoming more common and your dumb enough to fuck some stranger in a bathroom because you both had flip phones? Wow. Please don't have kids.
I have to keep cranking mine...
Well, if you can't get laid in a bathroom, cranking it is probably all you can do.
Even more sad than having a flip phone in 2013: still using the word "rando" in 2013.
Aaaaaand you're pathetic for fucking someone over a phone.