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  • ...I have a a flip phone too.

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jun 17, 13 at 4:12pm
  • Mine has a telescoping antenna...

    Submitted by kingme on Jun 17, 13 at 4:57pm
  • Yay for Obama phones!

    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jun 18, 13 at 1:19am
  • Next time i visit Missouri I will try this.. Oh wait, when the fuck would I ever want to visit that shithole?

    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 17, 13 at 11:29pm
  • Starbucks gets oddly pissed if you do that in their bathrooms. The fact my lady is a screamer might have something to do with it, but still we had the door locked. Gimme a break. I just forgot to stuff her panties in her mouth.

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jun 17, 13 at 6:42pm
  • It's 2013 and you're still fucking strangers...

    Submitted by antisocialal on Jun 17, 13 at 10:52pm
  • All a woman has to do for a date is lower their standards.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 13 at 9:37pm
  • Are flip phones incapable of using numbers in texts?

    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 17, 13 at 10:00pm
  • I have to keep cranking mine...

    Submitted by AngrySailor on Jun 17, 13 at 6:19pm
    • Well, if you can't get laid in a bathroom, cranking it is probably all you can do.

      Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 18, 13 at 7:20am
  • It's 2013 and with all the shit of std's becoming more common and your dumb enough to fuck some stranger in a bathroom because you both had flip phones? Wow. Please don't have kids.

    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jun 18, 13 at 7:05am
  • Even more sad than having a flip phone in 2013: still using the word "rando" in 2013.

    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Jun 19, 13 at 2:09am
  • Sad ho

    Submitted by taterslc on Jun 18, 13 at 1:52am
  • Aaaaaand you're pathetic for fucking someone over a phone.

    Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 17, 13 at 6:41pm
  • iPhone

    Submitted by adoline22 on Jun 17, 13 at 6:13pm