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  • This makes no fucking sense.

    Submitted by shawnazombie on Dec 31, 11 at 2:27pm
  • did you ever see the never ending story...remember the guardians of the oracle well if you lack confidence you go to the truck with patron..instead of dying...if you pass you get to suck dick instead of speaking to the oracle

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 3:07pm
  • Show you their what? Breasts? Vulva? Teeth?!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 31, 11 at 8:05pm
  • I was like his sober eyes. Girls would come up to us and show us theirs, and if I approved of them they would blow him. If I rejected them, they would go to my truck with a bottle of patron.

    Submitted by Utterlyundefined on Dec 31, 11 at 2:41pm
  • Why were these girls so eager to suck the friend, and why didn't 'sober eyes' keep some for himself? Or was 'sober eyes' a girl, in which case, the same question applies. Either way, why send them to his/her truck? And just how many patron bottles did they have to give out?\nAm I just over-thinking this?

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 1, 12 at 4:49am
  • Yeah right. They went to the truck

    Submitted by kcs99 on Jan 1, 12 at 2:06am
  • After the truck and patron, would they get back in line?

    Submitted by squibkick on Dec 31, 11 at 8:00pm
  • Uhm... Ok.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 31, 11 at 2:18pm
  • We need a drunk whisperer, where's nunubeest?

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 31, 11 at 2:31pm
  • You might need to be drunk but she doesn't.. Five seven oh seven seven two 5545

    Submitted by mmk90 on Dec 31, 11 at 2:37pm
  • Right on, you illiterate bastard

    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:19pm
  • Uh.....what? I don't seem to speak short bus

    Submitted by highasballs on Dec 26, 12 at 11:11am
  • Some of the best comments I've seen they are the ones that pass those that don't need to go to the truck I am not sober eyes while drinking a patron bottle don't ask questions leave here now

    Submitted by helmetirdge on Nov 1, 13 at 10:45pm