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  • Submitted by shawnazombie on Dec 31, 11 at 2:27pm

    This makes no fucking sense.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 3:07pm

    did you ever see the never ending story...remember the guardians of the oracle well if you lack confidence you go to the truck with patron..instead of dying...if you pass you get to suck dick instead of speaking to the oracle

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 5:50pm

      Now it makes perfect sense...thanks nunu

  • Submitted by Utterlyundefined on Dec 31, 11 at 2:41pm

    I was like his sober eyes. Girls would come up to us and show us theirs, and if I approved of them they would blow him. If I rejected them, they would go to my truck with a bottle of patron.

  • Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 1, 12 at 4:49am

    Why were these girls so eager to suck the friend, and why didn't 'sober eyes' keep some for himself? Or was 'sober eyes' a girl, in which case, the same question applies. Either way, why send them to his/her truck? And just how many patron bottles did they have to give out?\nAm I just over-thinking this?

  • Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 31, 11 at 8:05pm

    Show you their what? Breasts? Vulva? Teeth?!

  • Submitted by squibkick on Dec 31, 11 at 8:00pm

    After the truck and patron, would they get back in line?

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Jan 1, 12 at 2:06am

    Yeah right. They went to the truck

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 31, 11 at 2:18pm

    Uhm... Ok.

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 31, 11 at 2:31pm

    We need a drunk whisperer, where's nunubeest?

    • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 4:53pm

      nunu what do your drunken eyes see

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:19pm

    Right on, you illiterate bastard

  • Submitted by mmk90 on Dec 31, 11 at 2:37pm

    You might need to be drunk but she doesn't.. Five seven oh seven seven two 5545

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    Submitted by highasballs on Dec 26, 12 at 11:11am

    Uh.....what? I don't seem to speak short bus

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    Submitted by helmetirdge on Nov 1, 13 at 10:45pm

    Some of the best comments I've seen they are the ones that pass those that don't need to go to the truck I am not sober eyes while drinking a patron bottle don't ask questions leave here now