Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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You guys never had an "aunt" or "uncle" growing up that was just one of your parents' close friends? I'm kinda hoping that's what's meant by "Aunt Katie"
Texter is male, engaged or married, had threesome with his (future?) sister-in-law and presumably his fiance/wife. Not that difficult.
That was my thinking.
That's one of two possibilities, that Katie had sex with her sister and her sister's fiance. Also it could be Katie had sex with her brother, and her brother's fiance. Either way, some scandalous shit went down
Texter's sibling's wife.
I have Aunt who was always very friendly with lots of hugs and kisses to my dad. This gets me thinking.
if we put this kinda analytical power to something relevant we would be as gods
Geez, you guys are waaaay over-analyzing this...
And that'll scar the children, good call future "Father of the Year"
I have an aunt named Katie...
I feel like this is a hard math problem you'd find in a textbook
Texter cheated on his girlfriend with her sister and a 3rd person. Not that difficult people.
Unless she is already married or engaged, Katie has to be her sister. And even if she was already married or engaged, assuming she didn't cheat on her husband/fiance, Katie would have to be HIS sister if she wasn't the texter's sister. I'm seriously hoping the person sending this text is female, by the way. If they're talking about their future kids, they probably are. Not a lot of guys do that.
Wait wait wait. Tell your kids you banged THEIR aunt...? Wouldn't that be your sister!?