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  • It's more like a spoo-venir.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 2, 12 at 4:01pm
    • niice

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 2, 12 at 5:05pm
    • First you get the screwvenier then comes the spoovenier. Either way, she's leaving Vegas with more than she :...came with. uh. yeah.

      Submitted by eScargo on Jan 2, 12 at 8:37pm
  • What happens in vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it's cum stains\nor std's.

    Submitted by lightbulb540 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:12pm
  • tell her its payback for thinking shes better at angry birds

    Submitted by gabraham on Jan 2, 12 at 3:11pm
  • At least the dry cleaning bill is cheaper than Plan B!

    Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 2, 12 at 4:02pm
  • Maybe next time, you two should be naked to avoid this awkward situation...?

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 2, 12 at 6:43pm
  • bill?

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 4:28pm
    • ugh I knew the moment it posted a Clinton joke would fall harder then Miley sirus when she started doing porn

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 6:13pm
      • This is why I didn't post one. (also, anyone who's college-age today is probably too young to remember the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. Isn't that frightening?)

        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 2, 12 at 6:31pm
        • in my day presidents had surpluses and we stopped ethnic cleansing and put war criminals on trial and we had commanders that did there jobs resulting in 2 buildings in new York not being taken out..sure they were sex fiend chubby chasers gobbin on everything..but we had money jobs freedom and security

          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 8:34pm
          • remember the days when a president got some intern tail and it was the end of democracy to the point we had months long investigations and now we hear the president can blackbag you on a whim ship you to a secret cia torture camp and keep you there forever effectively shitting on the very basis this country was founded on and we don't bat an eye

            Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 8:40pm
  • @jnyhammerstix you would have a quarter...

    Submitted by bubby27 on Jan 2, 12 at 10:59pm
  • New Year's in way to start a new year :)

    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Jan 2, 12 at 4:23pm
    • There's nothing that says good time more than being amongst half a million sweaty ppl that pickpocket, puke on you, and consistently grope you on hopes of copping a feel. It's a blast!

      Submitted by eScargo on Jan 2, 12 at 8:48pm
  • If I had a quarter for every time I started a text with "Sorry I came on..."

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jan 2, 12 at 10:16pm
  • Monica lewinsky style

    Submitted by kpat0530 on Jan 3, 12 at 1:25am
  • Id get naked peach....

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 3, 12 at 3:00am
  • But she has to wear it in public for the day.

    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 18, 12 at 9:22am