Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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It's more like a spoo-venir.
First you get the screwvenier then comes the spoovenier. Either way, she's leaving Vegas with more than she :...came with. uh. yeah.
What happens in vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it's cum stains\nor std's.
tell her its payback for thinking shes better at angry birds
At least the dry cleaning bill is cheaper than Plan B!
Maybe next time, you two should be naked to avoid this awkward situation...?
ugh I knew the moment it posted a Clinton joke would fall harder then Miley sirus when she started doing porn
This is why I didn't post one. (also, anyone who's college-age today is probably too young to remember the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. Isn't that frightening?)
in my day presidents had surpluses and we stopped ethnic cleansing and put war criminals on trial and we had commanders that did there jobs resulting in 2 buildings in new York not being taken out..sure they were sex fiend chubby chasers gobbin on everything..but we had money jobs freedom and security
remember the days when a president got some intern tail and it was the end of democracy to the point we had months long investigations and now we hear the president can blackbag you on a whim ship you to a secret cia torture camp and keep you there forever effectively shitting on the very basis this country was founded on and we don't bat an eye
Da, Comrade. Now come with me, the KGB would have word with you please.
thank God for homeland security
@jnyhammerstix you would have a quarter...
New Year's in Vegas...best way to start a new year :)
There's nothing that says good time more than being amongst half a million sweaty ppl that pickpocket, puke on you, and consistently grope you on hopes of copping a feel. It's a blast!
Monica lewinsky style
If I had a quarter for every time I started a text with "Sorry I came on..."
Id get naked peach....
But she has to wear it in public for the day.