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  • As in the sex had lots of anticipation before it happened followed by substantial disappointment after?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Now that Obama's president, we're all guaranteed to get fucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:42pm
  • All the obama haters can lick my dick democrats will repair this country that u fucktard republicans ruined

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I bet he was waiting to finish just so he could use that line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:09pm
  • How anyone can be a Republican and still call themself a Christian is beyond me. It's against everything Christianity stands for to condone the killing of innocent civilians, including women and children, under the guise of hunting terrorists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 3:46, I think that's it's unchristian-like to judge people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Ummm that's been 8 months. Could be worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:20pm
  • I am barrack obama and I approve of this message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:08am
  • Sounds like she experienced some "change" in her life when he got elected.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Totally agree with 1/5 10:10!

    Submitted by carebarebear6 on Mar 13, 10 at 11:08am
  • all of you need to shut the fuck up. go have a political arguement somewhere else you fucking annoying ass bitches. I hate you all. this was funny till you had to go and do all that shit to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Which president Bush?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Shoulda said it in a Barry White voice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:28pm
  • How exactly are Democrats going to repair anything... Now that Obama is in office all the hard working republicans are going to be taxed so fucking heavily to pay to for the lazy ass non-working Democrats that just sit around and bitch about everything thats wrong with their lives. It's your own fault you don't have good jobs. I shouldn't have to work harder to support your bitch ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:59pm
  • first of all, I love this text haha you are so ignorant, 3:46; thank you 3:55 also, how can anyone be a Republican and call themselves a Christian when they support state-sanctioned euthanasia through the death penalty, killing already living human beings in a vengeful manner? food for thought...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:11pm
  • could have been 8 years....Bush was president for 8 years, and she didn't specify at what point during the Bush admin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:57am
  • The whitest thing that administration will do for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Bc it's a free fucking country..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:02pm
  • This is fucking fantastic. I would fuck him again so hard after he said that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:14pm
  • I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:02pm
  • 3:46 - They're not innocent, your damn holy book says you're born with sin and all deserve death. Abortion is God's Will! 3:55 - You're just as dumb, "God" racks up a couple million kills in the old testament alone... among them are a group of kids who get mauled by bears (sent by God) just because they laughed at a bald guy. Killing innocent civilians is God's Will!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:14am
  • 10:57. Ur my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:16am
  • @3:46 the death penalty is also considered murder. And you're an idiot. BOOM, roasted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:28pm
  • way to make a perfectly hilarious text gayasfuckinghell. thank you cristians. \n\n\nDEMOCRATS4LIFBITCHEZ.\ngoddamn I'm a hypocrite.

    Submitted by navinaismylover on Mar 1, 11 at 2:47am
  • Evanston putting in work lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Fuck everyone that's says people who don't like Obama are racist. Yea he is mixed. He isn't even full black. Regardless he hasn't done shit for our country. He said, and I quote, "america is the greatest country in the world. And with your help we can change that." He is a ra-tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Obama brought it back for me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Matt brown was first boom!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Oh hel yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:04am
  • That's kinda hot lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by jboy34 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:18am
  • You racist 942? Or do you see that he isn't helping our problems?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:47am
  • obama is from chicago so I love how much this makes sense. chicago, #winning

    Submitted by STFUcupcake on May 22, 11 at 5:39am
  • 1:29, I haven't been laid in 4 years so not getting any in a year is possible. Though I do find it hard to believe a girl hadn't had sex in a year. Th OP's probably a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:58pm
  • canadian and mexican boarder... sorry for the typo ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Your seven year old shouldn't be reading about cum and shit anyways, should he? Nice parenting skills buddy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Amen 11:02!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:07pm
  • This guy sounds like a keeper. Way to be:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:56am
  • as long as murdering guilty dead people is OK i am happy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:23pm
  • No wonder you hadn't been laid in so long, you associate your sex life events with political events and actually tell other people about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Dude, seriously shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Hahaha when Obama was elected we all got fucked....and nott in a good way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:21am
  • 10:25 u r a dumb ass he is the president of the united states, o and bush was a terriable president I think he cheated to get into office. I like Obama alot though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:28pm
  • you haven't gotten any in a year???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:29pm
  • What a great response lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:01pm
  • My drought's been longer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:36pm
  • I have nothing against the death penalty. Murderers have shown they don't respect the value of life. Thus, we're not respecting the value of theirs. Plus, I don't want to have to pay taxes to support prisoners who aren't contributing anything and are sitting in cells with three hot meals a day and tv. They could at least be making Nikes or something to support themselves. Why does the thief who stole from me go to jail where I have to pay to support him? Fucked up, dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Obama must have posted this message!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:23pm
  • That is amazing! And 1:58 you are gonna fuck up our country being like that. Not Obama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:09pm
  • this would be from the algonquin area...go mchenry county.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I hope he wiped off the cobwebs and dust first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:49pm
  • And yet he is still a killer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Why are people arguing on tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Hahaha wow i would find that akward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Hahaha that was a great one... I wonder what the OP was thinking after he said that... I don't think it would've been very awkward. Probably humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31pm
  • 1/5 10:10 did you bot see the with your help part you ignorant dumb fuck. He's our president now deal with it you basically have to support him. If you don't, I dare you to attempt to even talk about assassinating him, you will no longer have a problem. And neither will obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:40am
  • That guy is clever. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:01pm
  • When Obama is done, Fucking is the only thing any of us will be able to afford to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:20pm
  • This totally isn't fake, my friend called me right after this happened to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Whoever said fuck the Obama haters I don't care if you a man or woman please marry me now

    Submitted by Pique on Jul 1, 10 at 11:56am
  • 6:34 way to NOT talk about politics, lol...!!! ps: all of you wannabe republicans and democrats need to get your heads out of your asses and read some foreign newspapers, get some fucking perspective, the world doesn't end at the canadian and mexican batder....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:45pm
  • FABULOUS!

    Submitted by kaykiab93 on Sep 13, 11 at 12:05am
  • I'm no fan of Obama, but that was just epic win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Lmfao omfg too damn funny!! He pulled off a good one for sho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:42pm
  • 5:11 read the bible it's ok to kill people for the death penalty ya dumb@$$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Screw Obama! He's ruining america. He's technically fucking us all.

    Submitted by deanne333 on Sep 21, 10 at 4:18am
  • Honesty everyone,nachos are fucking delicious, now stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 12:14am
  • Republicans are great Christians because they hate poor people as well as non-white people. Democrats are great Christians since they support the slaughter of fetuses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:12pm
  • BOOM!

    Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 4:59am
  • lol, now i know where to go to check out the most ignorant political battles on the web, 90% of you are fucking retards, check the facts on your information before you make statements people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:49pm
  • @ 3:55 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE CRUSADES???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:53am
  • It's possible for a girl to go a year without. Not saying didn't want it - just not from anyone that was offering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:09pm
  • If that were true the cum would have been in your eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Charles Rutherford knows Obama has herpes, and u do too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:50pm
  • 1057. I also agree that you're my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:05pm
  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! .... I missed a politics fight? FUCK!!! By the way, if you had a brain-stem, you'd all be moderate Libertarians. Unfortunately, Libertarians get bad reps because most of the "prominent" Libertarians are the extremists. So, essentially, they're exactly like every elected official, except they don't lie and say they're moderate to get elected.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:16am
  • on the reals...and don't tell people you haven't been laid in that long .. kinda a deal breaker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Yea for Zion waukgan!! 262 right here! Get all my dro from 847 u best believe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:54am
  • Hey why do people sweAr on this app my 7 year old went around school swearing this is endgame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Fuck obama he's gona fuck up our country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:58am
  • I'm 94.275% sure the guy you slept with was Black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:59pm
  • OBAMA FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:21am
  • WHO THE FUCK IS OBAMA?!?!?!?!??!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:25am
  • I hate when they put shit like this on here that obviously didn't happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:27pm
  • How anyone can be a Democrat and call themself a Christian is beyond me. Christians can't be Pro-Choice where murdering an innocent living human is okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:46pm