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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:50pm

    As in the sex had lots of anticipation before it happened followed by substantial disappointment after?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:42pm

    Now that Obama's president, we're all guaranteed to get fucked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:09pm

    I bet he was waiting to finish just so he could use that line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:46pm

    All the obama haters can lick my dick democrats will repair this country that u fucktard republicans ruined

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:55pm

    How anyone can be a Republican and still call themself a Christian is beyond me. It's against everything Christianity stands for to condone the killing of innocent civilians, including women and children, under the guise of hunting terrorists

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:44pm

    Sounds like she experienced some "change" in her life when he got elected.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    Ummm that's been 8 months. Could be worse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:13pm

    Which president Bush?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:08am

    I am barrack obama and I approve of this message

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:02pm

    I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:57pm

    all of you need to shut the fuck up. go have a political arguement somewhere else you fucking annoying ass bitches. I hate you all. this was funny till you had to go and do all that shit to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:16pm

    3:46, I think that's it's unchristian-like to judge people...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:14am

    3:46 - They're not innocent, your damn holy book says you're born with sin and all deserve death. Abortion is God's Will! 3:55 - You're just as dumb, "God" racks up a couple million kills in the old testament alone... among them are a group of kids who get mauled by bears (sent by God) just because they laughed at a bald guy. Killing innocent civilians is God's Will!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:59pm

    How exactly are Democrats going to repair anything... Now that Obama is in office all the hard working republicans are going to be taxed so fucking heavily to pay to for the lazy ass non-working Democrats that just sit around and bitch about everything thats wrong with their lives. It's your own fault you don't have good jobs. I shouldn't have to work harder to support your bitch ass.

  • Submitted by carebarebear6 on Mar 13, 10 at 11:08am

    Totally agree with 1/5 10:10!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:07pm

    The whitest thing that administration will do for you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:16am

    10:57. Ur my hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:28pm

    Shoulda said it in a Barry White voice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:21pm

    Matt brown was first boom!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:28pm

    @3:46 the death penalty is also considered murder. And you're an idiot. BOOM, roasted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:58pm

    1:29, I haven't been laid in 4 years so not getting any in a year is possible. Though I do find it hard to believe a girl hadn't had sex in a year. Th OP's probably a dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:11pm

    first of all, I love this text haha you are so ignorant, 3:46; thank you 3:55 also, how can anyone be a Republican and call themselves a Christian when they support state-sanctioned euthanasia through the death penalty, killing already living human beings in a vengeful manner? food for thought...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:03pm

    Obama brought it back for me too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:01pm

    What a great response lol

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    Submitted by navinaismylover on Mar 1, 11 at 2:47am

    way to make a perfectly hilarious text gayasfuckinghell. thank you cristians. \n\n\nDEMOCRATS4LIFBITCHEZ.\ngoddamn I'm a hypocrite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:02pm

    Bc it's a free fucking country..?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:14pm

    This is fucking fantastic. I would fuck him again so hard after he said that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:38pm

    I have nothing against the death penalty. Murderers have shown they don't respect the value of life. Thus, we're not respecting the value of theirs. Plus, I don't want to have to pay taxes to support prisoners who aren't contributing anything and are sitting in cells with three hot meals a day and tv. They could at least be making Nikes or something to support themselves. Why does the thief who stole from me go to jail where I have to pay to support him? Fucked up, dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:36pm

    My drought's been longer...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:28pm

    10:25 u r a dumb ass he is the president of the united states, o and bush was a terriable president I think he cheated to get into office. I like Obama alot though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:10pm

    Your seven year old shouldn't be reading about cum and shit anyways, should he? Nice parenting skills buddy..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:47am

    You racist 942? Or do you see that he isn't helping our problems?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:57pm

    No wonder you hadn't been laid in so long, you associate your sex life events with political events and actually tell other people about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:10pm

    Fuck everyone that's says people who don't like Obama are racist. Yea he is mixed. He isn't even full black. Regardless he hasn't done shit for our country. He said, and I quote, "america is the greatest country in the world. And with your help we can change that." He is a ra-tard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:57am

    could have been 8 years....Bush was president for 8 years, and she didn't specify at what point during the Bush admin...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:57pm

    That's kinda hot lolz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:53pm

    And yet he is still a killer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:47pm

    canadian and mexican boarder... sorry for the typo ;-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:04am

    Oh hel yeah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:21pm

    Evanston putting in work lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31pm

    Hahaha that was a great one... I wonder what the OP was thinking after he said that... I don't think it would've been very awkward. Probably humorous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:21pm

    Hahaha wow i would find that akward

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:21am

    Hahaha when Obama was elected we all got fucked....and nott in a good way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:23pm

    as long as murdering guilty dead people is OK i am happy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:01pm

    That guy is clever. haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:44pm

    Dude, seriously shut the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:29pm

    you haven't gotten any in a year???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:56am

    This guy sounds like a keeper. Way to be:)

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    Submitted by jboy34 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:18am

    Classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:07pm

    Amen 11:02!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:53am

    @ 3:55 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE CRUSADES???

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    Submitted by deanne333 on Sep 21, 10 at 4:18am

    Screw Obama! He's ruining america. He's technically fucking us all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:42pm

    Lmfao omfg too damn funny!! He pulled off a good one for sho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:53pm

    Hey why do people sweAr on this app my 7 year old went around school swearing this is endgame

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:27pm

    I hate when they put shit like this on here that obviously didn't happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:18pm

    If that were true the cum would have been in your eye

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    Why are people arguing on tfln?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:55pm

    I'm no fan of Obama, but that was just epic win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    this would be from the algonquin area...go mchenry county.

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    Submitted by STFUcupcake on May 22, 11 at 5:39am

    obama is from chicago so I love how much this makes sense. chicago, #winning

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:49pm

    I hope he wiped off the cobwebs and dust first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:12pm

    Republicans are great Christians because they hate poor people as well as non-white people. Democrats are great Christians since they support the slaughter of fetuses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:09pm

    It's possible for a girl to go a year without. Not saying didn't want it - just not from anyone that was offering.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:59pm

    I'm 94.275% sure the guy you slept with was Black.

    • Submitted by anonimity123 on May 11, 10 at 9:33pm

      You wouldn't be if you were familiar with this area code...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:23pm

    Obama must have posted this message!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:57pm

    This totally isn't fake, my friend called me right after this happened to her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:45pm

    6:34 way to NOT talk about politics, lol...!!! ps: all of you wannabe republicans and democrats need to get your heads out of your asses and read some foreign newspapers, get some fucking perspective, the world doesn't end at the canadian and mexican batder....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 12:14am

    Honesty everyone,nachos are fucking delicious, now stfu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:11 read the bible it's ok to kill people for the death penalty ya dumb@$$

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:40am

    1/5 10:10 did you bot see the with your help part you ignorant dumb fuck. He's our president now deal with it you basically have to support him. If you don't, I dare you to attempt to even talk about assassinating him, you will no longer have a problem. And neither will obama

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:49pm

    lol, now i know where to go to check out the most ignorant political battles on the web, 90% of you are fucking retards, check the facts on your information before you make statements people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:58am

    Fuck obama he's gona fuck up our country

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:16am

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! .... I missed a politics fight? FUCK!!! By the way, if you had a brain-stem, you'd all be moderate Libertarians. Unfortunately, Libertarians get bad reps because most of the "prominent" Libertarians are the extremists. So, essentially, they're exactly like every elected official, except they don't lie and say they're moderate to get elected.

  • Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 4:59am

    BOOM!

  • Submitted by Pique on Jul 1, 10 at 11:56am

    Whoever said fuck the Obama haters I don't care if you a man or woman please marry me now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:53pm

    on the reals...and don't tell people you haven't been laid in that long .. kinda a deal breaker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:21am

    OBAMA FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:54am

    Yea for Zion waukgan!! 262 right here! Get all my dro from 847 u best believe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:46pm

    How anyone can be a Democrat and call themself a Christian is beyond me. Christians can't be Pro-Choice where murdering an innocent living human is okay.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:20pm

    When Obama is done, Fucking is the only thing any of us will be able to afford to do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:09pm

    That is amazing! And 1:58 you are gonna fuck up our country being like that. Not Obama.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:50pm

    Charles Rutherford knows Obama has herpes, and u do too!

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    Submitted by kaykiab93 on Sep 13, 11 at 12:05am

    FABULOUS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:05pm

    1057. I also agree that you're my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:25am

    WHO THE FUCK IS OBAMA?!?!?!?!??!?