so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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As in the sex had lots of anticipation before it happened followed by substantial disappointment after?
Now that Obama's president, we're all guaranteed to get fucked
All the obama haters can lick my dick democrats will repair this country that u fucktard republicans ruined
I bet he was waiting to finish just so he could use that line.
How anyone can be a Republican and still call themself a Christian is beyond me. It's against everything Christianity stands for to condone the killing of innocent civilians, including women and children, under the guise of hunting terrorists
I think that's it's unchristian-like to judge people...
I am barrack obama and I approve of this message
Ummm that's been 8 months. Could be worse.
Sounds like she experienced some "change" in her life when he got elected.
Which president Bush?
all of you need to shut the fuck up.
go have a political arguement somewhere else
you fucking annoying ass bitches. I hate you all. this was funny till you had to go and do all that shit to it.
Totally agree with 1/5 10:10!
How exactly are Democrats going to repair anything... Now that Obama is in office all the hard working republicans are going to be taxed so fucking heavily to pay to for the lazy ass non-working Democrats that just sit around and bitch about everything thats wrong with their lives. It's your own fault you don't have good jobs. I shouldn't have to work harder to support your bitch ass.
first of all, I love this text haha
you are so ignorant, 3:46; thank you 3:55
also, how can anyone be a Republican and call themselves a Christian when they support state-sanctioned euthanasia through the death penalty, killing already living human beings in a vengeful manner? food for thought...
Shoulda said it in a Barry White voice.
I just ate myself out.
could have been 8 years....Bush was president for 8 years, and she didn't specify at what point during the Bush admin...
This is fucking fantastic. I would fuck him again so hard after he said that.
The whitest thing that administration will do for you!
3:46 - They're not innocent, your damn holy book says you're born with sin and all deserve death. Abortion is God's Will!
3:55 - You're just as dumb, "God" racks up a couple million kills in the old testament alone... among them are a group of kids who get mauled by bears (sent by God) just because they laughed at a bald guy. Killing innocent civilians is God's Will!
That's kinda hot lolz
obama is from chicago so I love how much this makes sense. chicago, #winning
Oh hel yeah
Bc it's a free fucking country..?
canadian and mexican boarder... sorry for the typo ;-)
That is amazing! And 1:58 you are gonna fuck up our country being like that. Not Obama.
@3:46 the death penalty is also considered murder. And you're an idiot. BOOM, roasted.
Fuck everyone that's says people who don't like Obama are racist. Yea he is mixed. He isn't even full black. Regardless he hasn't done shit for our country. He said, and I quote, "america is the greatest country in the world. And with your help we can change that."
He is a ra-tard.
this would be from the algonquin area...go mchenry county.
10:57. Ur my hero.
Matt brown was first boom!!!
Your seven year old shouldn't be reading about cum and shit anyways, should he? Nice parenting skills buddy..
Evanston putting in work lol
This guy sounds like a keeper. Way to be:)
Hahaha when Obama was elected we all got fucked....and nott in a good way.
Obama brought it back for me too.
Honesty everyone,nachos are fucking delicious, now stfu
way to make a perfectly hilarious text gayasfuckinghell. thank you cristians. \n\n\nDEMOCRATS4LIFBITCHEZ.\ngoddamn I'm a hypocrite.
1:29, I haven't been laid in 4 years so not getting any in a year is possible. Though I do find it hard to believe a girl hadn't had sex in a year. Th OP's probably a dude.
What a great response lol
10:25 u r a dumb ass he is the president of the united states, o and bush was a terriable president I think he cheated to get into office. I like Obama alot though
as long as murdering guilty dead people is OK i am happy!
My drought's been longer...
Obama must have posted this message!!!
I have nothing against the death penalty. Murderers have shown they don't respect the value of life. Thus, we're not respecting the value of theirs. Plus, I don't want to have to pay taxes to support prisoners who aren't contributing anything and are sitting in cells with three hot meals a day and tv. They could at least be making Nikes or something to support themselves. Why does the thief who stole from me go to jail where I have to pay to support him? Fucked up, dude.
Dude, seriously shut the fuck up.
Hahaha wow i would find that akward
No wonder you hadn't been laid in so long, you associate your sex life events with political events and actually tell other people about it
you haven't gotten any in a year???
I hope he wiped off the cobwebs and dust first
And yet he is still a killer
Why are people arguing on tfln?
You racist 942? Or do you see that he isn't helping our problems?
Yea for Zion waukgan!! 262 right here! Get all my dro from 847 u best believe
5:11 read the bible it's ok to kill people for the death penalty ya dumb@$$
Hahaha that was a great one... I wonder what the OP was thinking after he said that... I don't think it would've been very awkward. Probably humorous.
1/5 10:10 did you bot see the with your help part you ignorant dumb fuck. He's our president now deal with it you basically have to support him. If you don't, I dare you to attempt to even talk about assassinating him, you will no longer have a problem. And neither will obama
Hey why do people sweAr on this app my 7 year old went around school swearing this is endgame
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
.... I missed a politics fight?
By the way, if you had a brain-stem, you'd all be moderate Libertarians. Unfortunately, Libertarians get bad reps because most of the "prominent" Libertarians are the extremists. So, essentially, they're exactly like every elected official, except they don't lie and say they're moderate to get elected.
I'm no fan of Obama, but that was just epic win.
That guy is clever. haha
lol, now i know where to go to check out the most ignorant political battles on the web, 90% of you are fucking retards, check the facts on your information before you make statements people
Whoever said fuck the Obama haters I don't care if you a man or woman please marry me now
Republicans are great Christians because they hate poor people as well as non-white people. Democrats are great Christians since they support the slaughter of fetuses
6:34 way to NOT talk about politics, lol...!!! ps: all of you wannabe republicans and democrats need to get your heads out of your asses and read some foreign newspapers, get some fucking perspective, the world doesn't end at the canadian and mexican batder....
This totally isn't fake, my friend called me right after this happened to her.
When Obama is done, Fucking is the only thing any of us will be able to afford to do.
It's possible for a girl to go a year without. Not saying didn't want it - just not from anyone that was offering.
Lmfao omfg too damn funny!! He pulled off a good one for sho
Charles Rutherford knows Obama has herpes, and u do too!
@ 3:55 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE CRUSADES???
If that were true the cum would have been in your eye
Screw Obama! He's ruining america. He's technically fucking us all.
on the reals...and don't tell people you haven't been laid in that long .. kinda a deal breaker
1057. I also agree that you're my hero
I'm 94.275% sure the guy you slept with was Black.
You wouldn't be if you were familiar with this area code...
Fuck obama he's gona fuck up our country
I hate when they put shit like this on here that obviously didn't happen
WHO THE FUCK IS OBAMA?!?!?!?!??!?
How anyone can be a Democrat and call themself a Christian is beyond me. Christians can't be Pro-Choice where murdering an innocent living human is okay.