he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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And it fit? In a piece of fabric designed for a single finger?
clearly the material stretches after it has been cut...
Are you talking about foreskin now?
I personally think that's really cute, creative and hot. And I want to see this said picture.
i thought so too
Does it have a silly mustache and ride a fixie?
Makes sense, most hipsters I've seen are tiny fragile human beings where being ironic is a defense mechanism
Fingertip sized head? :(
Looks like you walked right into that one, OP.
Well it makes sense that a glove finger tip would fit on his dick since all hipsters have tiny dicks as it is... It's a fact. Science and all.