At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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In his defense, his name WAS Horsecock Johnson...
Screw the wifi, who doesn't want mind blowing sex?
The last time someone told me that they would blow my mind with a sex act it involved a horse... I don't want to see that shit again
mom please stop sending me these texts. I don't care if your boyfriend fires have the same name...figure it out