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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:50pm

    Flawless victory!

  • Submitted by pottsynz on Jan 14, 10 at 3:00pm

    Nine months later: babaility!

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      Submitted by iJakeandBake on Jul 3, 13 at 1:54pm

      This may be the best comment I've ever read. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:23pm

    Best one I have read

  • Submitted by fbomb on Jan 14, 10 at 9:24pm

    this website yet again gives me bad ideas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:32pm

    GET OVER HERE!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:02pm

    The most awkward thing is that it implies he and his roommates planned that...

    • Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 20, 10 at 8:52pm

      This is now planned at my place

    • Submitted by boringjen on Oct 13, 10 at 7:25pm

      That's the most *awesome* part of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:43pm

    Epic win!!! Oh my god I would die laughing if my bf did that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:06pm

    Lol mortal kombat FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:36pm

    Lol why can I only vote once?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:12pm

    Damn. That's badass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:10pm

    Epic!!

  • Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Jan 15, 10 at 10:58am

    did he back back up down high kick before he came?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:13pm

    You deserve to be knighted .. Congratulations

  • Submitted by JUGGERNAUT on Jan 14, 10 at 2:35pm

    i am soooo gonna use this hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:34am

    I'm going to try this but while I cum on her I'm going to say "fatality" yet again this app has given me a great yet horrible idea :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:28pm

    hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:52pm

    Retarded!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:31pm

    That's fuckin awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:35pm

    Best tfln ever!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:25pm

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:06pm

    That is the funniest shit I've heard in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:15pm

    Epic lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:19pm

    Thank you Oregon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:27am

    If he knocked you up, it'd be a Babality.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:50pm

    Flawless victory!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:44pm

    Hahaha. That's classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:52pm

    Haha lol. Don't even care if this is real.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:30pm

    This is the best one ever! I think it beats out the Disney one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:29pm

    Only in oregon :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:01pm

    This is too awesome/random to be fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:38am

    That is absofuckinglutely hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:29pm

    Flawless victory!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:57pm

    Friendship friendship

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:31pm

    Fucking priceless

  • Submitted by jeslisen on Aug 22, 10 at 1:06am

    Freaking awesome, gf didn't get it tho!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:41am

    Just awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:41pm

    Hilarious XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:21pm

    This is the best one ever!! The gods of awesome graced you with their presence. You should be grateful. Not many have witnessed their resurrection.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:38pm

    Oregons the best no doubt :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:51pm

    Yeah that's definately a win 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:07am

    What do you expect when you're fucking some dumbass college boy whose intent is to get numbers? Fucking idiot. Hope you at least use condoms.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:09am

    4:35 funniest comment ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:45am

    Omfg fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:23pm

    Epic win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:51pm

    Fake or not it's hilarious!!! :))

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:04pm

    PURE FUCKING WIN -BTK

  • Submitted by da_beyor on Jun 29, 10 at 12:49am

    This is fucking amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:20am

    That is just awesome, right up there with simba.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:27am

    I love this one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:22am

    Wow I just failed that, THEY***

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:59pm

    I think this is my favorite tfln ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:51pm

    To the people claiming they read this on both fml and tfln and calling it a fake...did you ever stop to think that the person who posted it, like you, reads both and posted it on both...it's all in fun anyway so who cares even if someone did steal it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:47pm

    Now we know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:47pm

    Lmao almost pissed my pants

  • Submitted by Twix_28 on May 4, 10 at 8:03pm

    Thats so messed up but funny as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:48pm

    Flawless victory!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:06pm

    It's fucking sad when you're wasted at your own birthday party and you hear a blond reciting this exact tfln.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:51pm

    Ew wtf...

  • Submitted by Balla69 on Jan 15, 10 at 10:13pm

    COLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEGEEE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:04pm

    Love this!

    • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 14, 10 at 2:05pm

      Why would you love this? It's fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:43pm

    Epic pownege!!

  • Submitted by Admire on Jan 14, 10 at 7:08pm

    LOL That is awesomeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:49pm

    Muahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:55pm

    epic, nuff said

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:27pm

    This had to have been a bet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:50pm

    Babe-ality!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:16pm

    Bahahahahha!!

  • Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 18, 10 at 9:41pm

    this is fucking epic

  • Submitted by g_what on Jan 15, 10 at 3:56am

    F'ing epic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:26pm

    Epic sir.

  • Submitted by Allgudnamestak3n on Feb 9, 10 at 2:10pm

    This is so awesome!!!I love that song more then anything lol! And this just made my effing day!!

  • Submitted by DrStankface on Jan 14, 10 at 3:24pm

    EPIC WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:03pm

    Hahahhaaha!!! This is an amazing text :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:17am

    Don't really care if this from a repost or from another website...it pretty fucking funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:07am

    Rofl nice one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:07pm

    Fucking epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:17pm

    Bahahahahahahahaha!

  • Submitted by apage63 on Jan 27, 10 at 4:49am

    So glad to be from the 541...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:23pm

    This is amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:56pm

    This is so badass!!!

  • Submitted by briity on Feb 18, 10 at 3:45pm

    Fantastic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:53pm

    Lol I hope this is true

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Sep 6, 10 at 10:49am

    ......fatality.......

  • Submitted by lemy on Apr 3, 10 at 11:53pm

    Priceless!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:11pm

    Lets try to get this guy to number 1!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:24pm

    This is incredible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:18pm

    I'd love to know what verginity is. My phone is too smart. Wouldn't let me type it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:09pm

    this posts verginity is mine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:05pm

    Loove this!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:56am

    I would love to have sex with that guy

  • Submitted by iwantcupcakes on Jan 15, 10 at 11:40am

    o: This is epicly amazing.\nI wish I were that girl. D:

  • Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Mar 7, 11 at 1:05am

    I'd be in love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:39pm

    My god, fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:52pm

    This was on FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:50am

    1:30. Your comment may be better than the friggin original TEXT!!! Goddamn that shit's funny!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:56am

    Hahahaha best one in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:19pm

    Roflmao. Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:01pm

    Did this last night while my best friend was with his gf in the NeXT room, got no answer, and did get an akward look from my gf :s

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:32am

    LOL! hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:13am

    In soviet russia they yell finish her then fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:41am

    (503) I'm fucking speechless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:37pm

    Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:01am

    Yeah someone put this on fml, what a loser.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:06pm

    Wow...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:58am

    Before this happened...did he moan what sounded like the movie theme? If so, this was inevitable One more: He didn't rip off a limb after they said "FINISH HER", did he?.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:09pm

    Awesome 3:00

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:04pm

    You are my new hero

  • Submitted by GingerBikerLady on Jan 14, 10 at 9:56pm

    Flawless!! I would *LOVE* someone to do that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:14pm

    The greatest thing I've ever heard!!!

  • Submitted by bigolpimp on Jan 17, 10 at 2:39am

    hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:04pm

    Fuckin amazing...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:05pm

    Wow

  • Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Jan 18, 10 at 9:21pm

    You should be honored. I'm jealous.

  • Submitted by roughgemm on Jan 14, 10 at 8:27pm

    lmao, this is the best ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:05am

    Briliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:23pm

    Flawless Victory...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:55am

    Toasty!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:55pm

    That is officially the most epic climax EVER!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:26am

    Someone posed this on FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:46pm

    Halarious

  • Submitted by Rumcookie on Mar 29, 10 at 1:31am

    Wow I'm sure they have a lot of respect for you hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:05pm

    that shit happend to me!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:22pm

    Haha epiccc. Ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:41am

    Best Thing Ever, imitation time ;-]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:12am

    Lol wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:02am

    Fatality.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:14pm

    Best shit I have ever heard

  • Submitted by Metalgasmo on Feb 5, 10 at 5:06pm

    This text may be fake, but me and my lady have planned out a video game character themed halloween party and this shit is going down!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:02am

    Bahahaha!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:01am

    Fatality.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:41pm

    Fuck yeah hahah

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    Submitted by JP_48 on Aug 16, 10 at 11:03pm

    Wow!!!!! Sooooo Amazing!! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:12am

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! EPIC!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:57pm

    Haha that's funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:56pm

    So you went to Nerdville and got out aluve

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:16pm

    AhahAha the funniest

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:42am

    Who cares if it's from FML. Not everyone has it. Just thumbs up the bitch for being epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:09pm

    Ya...this is from fml.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:43pm

    LOVE IT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:07am

    Epicccccc

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:52pm

    who cares if it's fake real whatever it's hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:14pm

    Pure epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 14, 10 at 7:50pm

    thats fuckin amazing! it wouldnt be awkward, just awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:21pm

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 6:39pm

    Lmao!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:35am

    hope she replied with COME HERE!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:06am

    Best tfln ever!

  • Submitted by angrypirate on Jul 5, 10 at 1:41am

    That's offical

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:52am

    Best one here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:51pm

    My new fav tfln. Wow

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    Submitted by StoneColdM on Jan 27, 11 at 9:06pm

    I know what I'm doing Friday.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:10am

    Best txt ever hands down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:34pm

    Classic mortal combat

  • Submitted by iggyealdestroyer on Sep 1, 10 at 3:17am

    EPIC as FUCK

  • Submitted by MandaMaeTX on Jan 14, 10 at 7:01pm

    Akward, or Awesome? I'm gonna have to go with the latter choice for this one. \n\nSUCCESS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:56am

    Probably one of the funniest things I have heard.

  • Submitted by loskyabove on Jun 14, 10 at 3:18pm

    That guy is a keeper! Best sex moment ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:37am

    I just laughed so loud I think I woke the neighbors.....100 feet away

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:14am

    This was on FML already

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 7:20am

    Bad ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:01am

    Coffee beans

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:30pm

    Brilliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:49pm

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:08pm

    Haha yes, also first

  • Submitted by andyp30 on Apr 18, 10 at 5:26pm

    Quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard... Thank you, you have made my week.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:41pm

    Did u fuck schaner????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:17am

    Weak

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:49pm

    My bf and I were doing mattress mombo and right as I climax my phone goes off letting me know Denver scored a touchdown. Talk about timing lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:07pm

    Gonna have to remeber this one....

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 17, 10 at 4:59pm

    Did u get gang banged in a frat house for the retarded? That Is effin weak- I pray for ur sake it's a fake txt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:31am

    Wow this is the best one in here lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:34pm

    No girl that's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 2:50pm

    After he was done you should of said FATALITY!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:41pm

    Best TFLN I've read in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:21pm

    Fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by FML_FTW on Sep 7, 11 at 9:33pm

    Fin epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:51pm

    Dude i hope he finished her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:23am

    So you kinda sorta need to marry this guy (: that's freaking awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:22pm

    No I just meant my stepsons r obsessed with mortal kombat so I could c them doing something like this text says. believe me I'm head over heels in love with their dad I can't believe ppl twisted my words that's just sick!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:57pm

    Fuckin epic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:30pm

    11:44 I'll be your step son!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:54am

    Epic!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:03pm

    Would be some funny chit if it were true

  • Submitted by Reeko on Jun 20, 10 at 11:45pm

    This reminds me of one from ages ago about 2 people hooking up, and one person says "MORTAL KOMBAT!!" and then everyone at the party says "FINISH HER!"....So just sayin'....

  • Submitted by amazing1 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:38am

    AHAHAHA

  • Submitted by PinkBubble on Mar 5, 10 at 6:08pm

    THAT'S AWESOME!

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    Submitted by kilosaurus on Apr 1, 12 at 2:41am

    brilliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:24pm

    11:44 you're filthy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 11:21pm

    Hilarious. Any body wanna potentially send me nude pics?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:06pm

    Ha I think that if my boyfriend did that i'd laugh and then possibly get turned on more because of his humor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:09pm

    Classic!!

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    Submitted by tamckee on Mar 7, 12 at 1:31am

    FATALITY!!!!!!!!\nFlawless victory!!!\n...continue?...

  • Submitted by BoSanders12 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:22pm

    Soo awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:36pm

    Lol thiiis is awesome. But Hun, "kombat" is spelled combat. Lol

    • Submitted by TahjieStar on Jan 16, 10 at 11:43am

      The video game is spelled that way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:09pm

    this posts verginity is mine.

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    Submitted by dmavila5 on May 20, 11 at 10:45pm

    That was awesome!!!!!

  • Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:55am

    GET OVER HERE!

  • Submitted by McLegend on Jun 17, 10 at 5:39am

    People in Oregon are fucking weird...that's why I'm glad to be one of them. :)

  • Submitted by caelcaeldace on Mar 5, 10 at 8:34pm

    I'd totally be honored to be this girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:51am

    This guy is my personal hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:02pm

    Greatest thing I've ever read

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    Submitted by mikehawk1 on Apr 13, 11 at 2:06pm

    she forgot to mention she got pregnant after that fatality

  • Submitted by ferbreeezy on Jul 4, 10 at 8:21pm

    He coulda said do a barell roll haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:21pm

    Lmao!!! Best on tfl in awhile! Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:13pm

    Lmao that is fuckin hilarious!

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    Submitted by MyCorpsUSMC on Aug 1, 11 at 1:13am

    I want you to know u provided me with hours of drunken laughter!!!

  • Submitted by Gnulash on Jul 18, 10 at 10:33pm

    This is why we have the Internet, kids. I'm so happy right now.

  • Submitted by Joni47 on Apr 19, 10 at 1:38am

    Jihad?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:05pm

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:59am

    perfect

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:29pm

    Funniest chit ever hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:27pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:06pm

    Greatest idea ever!!!!'n

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:18pm

    Made me lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:41pm

    Hahahaha yes!!! Finally an amazing text. I don't care if this is fake or not. I swear to god I think I actually laughed my ass off! My gf got mad for laughing so much. It's funny she doesn't like it when I get on my phone during sex

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    Submitted by SukieSukSuk on Oct 9, 11 at 12:50pm

    Win!!

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    Submitted by ryanm91 on Apr 27, 11 at 8:01pm

    Patrick that's not ok

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:38pm

    Agree... Totally wish I was that girl!

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 7, 12 at 5:39am

    Marry this one.

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    Submitted by Sugasweetz on Oct 26, 10 at 3:14am

    Funny as hell. Men??

  • Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48pm

    omfggggg... im finding so many epic ass things to do in the sack on this site...

  • Submitted by chimingbelleflo on Apr 5, 10 at 12:36am

    Bahahaaha! This is amazing. Good work dude :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:10am

    <3 my fav so awesome :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:00pm

    That is hilarious!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by hollevey on Jun 13, 12 at 5:38pm

    Only Oregon....

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    Submitted by rousie46 on Mar 14, 11 at 1:06pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaa fuck yea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:50am

    Or kinda epic!!!

  • Submitted by Chuck_Taylors on Jan 15, 10 at 10:51pm

    epic shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:08pm

    I agree with 3:51. My new favorite text!! This is effing epic!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by vWonderBearv on Mar 8, 11 at 8:52pm

    Gold!

  • Submitted by drugs on Sep 28, 10 at 11:19pm

    GLORIOUS

  • Submitted by superbear on Sep 20, 10 at 7:34pm

    I literally just rofl'ed for 5 mins

  • Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Apr 22, 10 at 9:39pm

    Omfg. EPIC. Bad bad bad ideas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:09pm

    GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:55pm

    Awesome!

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    Submitted by chelsea_2323 on Sep 6, 12 at 12:10am

    Fucking great

  • Submitted by palisoul on Aug 24, 10 at 12:15am

    Was this Masoli?

  • Submitted by LITTLEDJ on Oct 10, 11 at 8:39pm

    Dude this is fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Kails on Apr 7, 10 at 9:47am

    That is fantastic!!

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    Submitted by CCONRAD on May 16, 12 at 10:04am

    The greatest thing ive read all week

  • Submitted by zachbutler on Feb 25, 10 at 7:40pm

    Amazing macaroni

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:07pm

    Haahaha so good!!!

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    Submitted by sirhoover2010 on Feb 1, 12 at 2:11pm

    Did it, was epic even though my roommate fucked up the finish her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:51pm

    How are people saying this is fake? I know people who would do this and have done similiar.

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    Submitted by Ilovecougers on Dec 28, 11 at 10:13pm

    Would. E funnier if they didn't plan it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:16pm

    Succex.

  • Submitted by Pirate216 on Feb 14, 10 at 1:49am

    Thats the funniest one I have read yet. Thats awesome and makes me wish I was still in college. Don't graduate, stay as long as you can.

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    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:11pm

    FATALITY

  • Submitted by beckster2012 on May 21, 10 at 10:08pm

    Not awkward. AWESOME!

  • Submitted by bas2123 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:53pm

    I'm trying that next time lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:27am

    Y. E. S. Yes yes yes. So freaking epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:51pm

    Amazing!

  • Submitted by FuckYourMadre on Jun 25, 10 at 3:15am

    Awkward?! That'd be fucking awesome.

  • Submitted by Mike_Litoris on May 12, 10 at 6:33pm

    Legend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:14pm

    9:36 - Mortal Kombat is the video game from whixh this text was based on. Guess you really didnt understand the text.

  • Submitted by mgiouri on Jan 17, 10 at 12:52pm

    great finishing move

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:18pm

    That's Oregon for ya...

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    Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:22pm

    FATALITY!!!!!!

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    Submitted by zelig on Oct 25, 10 at 2:11am

    I love that shit

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    Submitted by lexabug on Jul 11, 11 at 1:14am

    I've heard that during sex lol

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:44am

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:43pm

    Its all about the small things haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:37am

    Omg! How awesome!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:57am

    THAT. IS. AWESOME.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by tcm856 on Dec 8, 11 at 7:05pm

    Hahaha, this is by far the best one.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by WTF89 on Aug 31, 11 at 12:55am

    Haha that's awesome. Well not for you lol.

  • Submitted by ScSurfer1691 on Jun 26, 10 at 9:44pm

    i want to live wherever that is

  • Submitted by cowjie on Apr 15, 10 at 4:24am

    this is the single best text EVER sent

  • 73 89
    Submitted by eiznekcmeilah on Jun 13, 11 at 11:22am

    Dear god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:44am

    Sounds like something my stepsons would do! Lmao! Some guys r just full of themselves!

  • 57 58
    Submitted by kshipahhh on Mar 4, 12 at 4:39am

    My boyfriend did this to me on my birthday...

  • 77 99
    Submitted by fariepnw on Aug 28, 11 at 2:47pm

    this is amazing... read this to my male friends and the all started getting ideas... what did i do!

  • Submitted by tmaple on Feb 22, 11 at 11:34pm

    awesome

  • Submitted by bob_50 on Mar 25, 10 at 5:14pm

    HAHA. the funniest shit i have heard in a long time.

  • Submitted by exeterblvdheros on Mar 15, 10 at 10:32pm

    What's a fatality in this groups of friends? Finishing in da butt ? Hahaha this is epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:23pm

    THE BEST TIDBIT OF INGORMATION IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! I'm going to use this with my friends!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:19pm

    Lol.

  • 68 83
    Submitted by franana37 on Feb 14, 12 at 3:59pm

    He knows what's up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:39pm

    Hahahaha I like it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:57pm

    Re.tard.ed

  • Submitted by HotTamale1993 on Jan 14, 10 at 7:29pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:35pm

    I can't get over how Awesome this is.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by diabeticb on Mar 8, 11 at 11:02am

    That is the best one yet! Rofl!

  • Submitted by bookjunkie on Mar 31, 10 at 10:46pm

    ROFLMFAO!!!

  • Submitted by andy611 on Mar 23, 10 at 10:42pm

    Hahahahahaahaha live it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:28am

    Oh I'm kinda proud of Oregon for that one!

  • Submitted by pmpro on Aug 23, 10 at 4:12am

    This has so happened to me before! Not cool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:11pm

    Priceless!!!!!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by vancan53 on Aug 25, 12 at 12:23am

    K.O.

  • Submitted by motley on Mar 18, 11 at 12:14am

    Funniest shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by jasminee on Oct 7, 10 at 1:29am

    Haha

  • Submitted by he15man on May 14, 10 at 10:40am

    "Guilt Tripped Into Buyin A Ring Following The "Babality" Get Married. She Turns Into A "Bitch Like Hell-Hound"..... "ANIMALITY"

  • Submitted by Leonk291 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:32am

    C C C C COMBO BREAK!!! lol

  • Submitted by teeturitto on Feb 17, 10 at 10:42pm

    the best one hands down\nthis is just great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:37am

    Best text of life!!!

  • 59 72
    Submitted by AFCmeyer on Oct 16, 11 at 7:18pm

    Epic.

  • 66 87
    Submitted by jman0770 on Sep 17, 11 at 8:05am

    Made my day

  • Submitted by Chaplinsoup on Feb 12, 10 at 10:49pm

    Surprising they didnt come in and "finish her" with a gang bang train....

  • Submitted by matts222 on Oct 18, 10 at 7:57pm

    I LOVE THIS LUL!!!!!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by DOMINO1 on Jan 11, 11 at 7:30pm

    I had this done to me too, its funny-er if you do it back!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:38pm

    Might be the beat thing ever

  • 64 86
    Submitted by doctaedwards on Sep 11, 10 at 9:16pm

    Excellent!

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Antinoth on May 9, 11 at 10:23pm

    I wonder how he finished her, because Friendship might be a little far fetched after that.

  • Submitted by WP503 on Oct 27, 10 at 2:41am

    Oregonians kick ass! Lol awesome

  • 47 54
    Submitted by lalo0600 on Jan 4, 12 at 9:15pm

    This guy is my hero!! Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:35pm

    sofa king we tod did!

  • Submitted by gator_atty on Aug 20, 11 at 8:55pm

    DUDE! When you do that at my place it's a badge of honor. We're also a fan of yelling superhero and everyone screaming "spiderman her"

  • Submitted by le_spark on Apr 2, 10 at 9:33pm

    BEST. EVER. I would be goddamn proud to have him as a boyfriend.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 12, 12 at 2:13am

    Funniest tfln ive read

  • Submitted by lilmissparty3 on Feb 20, 11 at 1:22pm

    Its things like this that make me proud of living in Oregon (: haha

  • 55 73
    Submitted by sofuckedup1001 on Mar 15, 12 at 5:16am

    i jus woke up my family laughing so hard at this, by far the best one

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Samzehh on Mar 18, 11 at 5:57am

    Lmao

  • 60 83
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:23pm

    Only works with the music on.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by jrhodes757 on Dec 29, 12 at 10:02pm

    Eww!

  • 63 90
    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 4:43pm

    How is that awkward, that's AWESOME!!!!!

  • 65 94
    Submitted by missbreezybee on Dec 1, 10 at 12:11pm

    Sounds like something chris jessel and his friends/roommates would do.especially since they livE in eugene.

  • Submitted by cayy on Mar 15, 10 at 10:44am

    I am quite proud to live in Oregon, thanks to this text. (: akward my ass! I'd say he's a keeper! Haha

  • 66 98
    Submitted by wildmanjb on Jan 16, 12 at 1:35pm

    its even more epic when you get the whole frat to respond when you say it.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Poux92 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:25pm

    Classic

  • 56 80
    Submitted by mizzcharmz on Sep 1, 12 at 11:33am

    Just. Fucking. Epic.

  • Submitted by sidmon on Jun 12, 10 at 9:38pm

    i'd marry him and his roomates

  • 56 85
    Submitted by kickbuttben on Aug 10, 11 at 2:09am

    New role model

  • Submitted by Volleygirl on Apr 9, 10 at 9:18am

    Awkward definately

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:36pm

    Mercy

  • 22 18
    Submitted by ohoh_emily on Dec 9, 13 at 6:00am

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD EXPERIENCED THIS.

  • Submitted by bluedecadance on Jun 20, 10 at 5:01am

    I'm a girl and i found that awesome!! Weird but pretty awesome all the same!! \n\nWondered when he came if he screamed "FATALITY!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:21am

    Someone just posted the same thing on FML, thry fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:19am

    That guy is my new idol.

  • 60 98
    Submitted by yo1 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:25am

    Haha! They all (guy an roommates) had to be planning that

  • 58 94
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 12, 10 at 9:39pm

    Hey a lot of girls complain that their boys aren't loud enough lol

  • Submitted by drunkdane on Aug 10, 11 at 3:50pm

    Best one ever :D

  • 42 64
    Submitted by mortalkombat on Jun 12, 12 at 12:39pm

    Haha I'm famous! This is my text lmao

  • 41 63
    Submitted by swagleg on Jun 28, 12 at 4:55pm

    I want to buy the shirt lmfao

  • 57 95
    Submitted by vickytoria on Sep 18, 11 at 12:39am

    I wish I was a dude so I could use this.\nAny suggestions to alternatives?

  • 54 89
    Submitted by kidicarus on Aug 29, 11 at 6:11pm

    This is the best thing I have ever read.

  • 54 89
    Submitted by OQC101 on May 22, 10 at 1:49am

    Dude one of the funniest texts!!! Hahaha X]

  • Submitted by yeharoca27 on Nov 7, 11 at 1:20pm

    Lmfao!!!

  • Submitted by halandrs on Jul 17, 11 at 4:08am

    Mhmmmmm I poppe one just with the thought of it :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:40am

    Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read. Even if it is fake that is hilarious.

  • Submitted by tdouglass2130 on Oct 5, 10 at 2:10am

    shoulda hit her doggy style and got an animality

  • 55 97
    Submitted by dbao9 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:27am

    lmfaoo

  • 49 87
    Submitted by hiddenmasochism1 on Oct 15, 11 at 6:44pm

    Oh I would have played the theme song.

  • Submitted by amde91 on May 4, 11 at 1:51am

    I hope this person doesn't mind if I use this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:33am

    Love it!

  • 40 74
    Submitted by kkathrynanna on Jul 30, 12 at 12:07am

    Techno remix should have followed

  • 48 90
    Submitted by blackNred4life on Nov 18, 11 at 3:35am

    Hah! This must be universal, my friend does that everytime too...

  • Submitted by Willyyxx on Sep 2, 11 at 1:48am

    Buyin a shirt right now.

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    Submitted by RonniesBitch on Nov 3, 13 at 12:32am

    i want to do this

  • Submitted by vgallday on Mar 11, 11 at 8:15am

    K.O!!!!!!!!!!!!