he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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I hope ur donating that money to help fund the relief effort in Haiti
I hope you ended up donating that money!
I just hope you actually donate the cash.
I'll only charge you 265$ to lick my sac, and I'll make sure that cash gets to the relief effort...you can keep 2 bucks for your next beer.
Fuck everyone else she was hammered and having a good time for the record I think it's pretty damn funny
I definitely hope you donated that money! If not, I hope you can live with using other people's misfortune to your own advantage.
Seriously? I would hope your skanky ass donated that.
please donate that money. they really need it :/
Hey all you commenters ; What about the tits?
Sorry about having four posts, guys but there are only so many letters allowed in comments on this forum.
Using a crisis from the poorest country in the world to get money, real classy. Let's just hope you donated that money.
1:51 Moreover contributing to relief efforts instead of there government has a direct effect, so their governmental corruption is irrelevant.
Everyone that's fighting should just shut up. Worry about yourself and what you've done to help instead of pointing fingers at others an their governments. Judge yourself before everyone else. What have YOU done? What can YOU do? Not they haven't done anything so why should I?
You got guys to pay money to bury their face in your boobs. Congratulations. You are a female.
ew. if getting people to pay for sexual acts is the epitome of femininity to you, then i feel bad for you.
I am from New Orleans. I survived Katrina. This earthquake is even worse than the storm. I have never forgotten the help my family and I received after Katrina. I donated to Doctors Without Borders.
Downtrodden nice word...
Oh, I get it! It's funny because people paid to motorboat her because they thought the money was going to Haiti.
Americas kick ass and we help poor countrys out even when we are broke, just relax take and have a couple beers
If the moneys actually going to Haiti then I'm all for it, but I still have a hard time laughing and taking advantage of a situation where 500,000 plus have died.
...that you gave to "Hati" right away...correct?
-Red Cross Employee
Fuck Haiti! We have our own problems! They didn't help us after Katrina!
8:37 and 8:27 considering the 7-10 billion that comprises the Haitian GDP a fart in a windstorm compared to most of major corporate America, muchless the 100 million that the government is contributing, muchless the millions that decent citizens are willing to contribute on top of their taxes, you can deal with the absolute maximum of 40ish cents that you're unwillingly contributing to people in need. If you don't like it run for office or expatriate.
702: you're a jagoff. The Haitians didn't help us after Katrina? Because they are so well off and rich. You're a damn fool and should be ashamed of yourself.
The Haiti is one of the poorest countries in the world... Moron. Hell is waiting for you.
7:02, that's bc they are a poverished country and didn't have the funds to support themselves, much less the US, one of the wealthiest countries on the world. Spending out money on Haiti is the first good thing Obama has done with our money
Obama is a dumb ass and he doesn't know quite what to do with America's money, but honestly...maybe sending it to ANOTHER country isn't the brightest thing to do when our country is in such debt. Last time I checked my taxes should go to AMERICA...not a foreign country. Most countries hate America, why should we keep helping them when we ourselves need the help?
thats a very selfish comment. Those people are the poorest in the world who desperately need help and all you're thinking about is how your tax dollars should benefit you. Dont even begin to comment on America's debt, the US has been in debt has been tracked since 1940 so its not like its a new problem. The help that America needs is nothing compared to the help Haiti needs, so dont compare the two.
for the record, it's because of mindsets like yours that most countries hate America.
You realize if we took every dime we spent on hati and used it to pay back national debt, it wouldn't have made any significant difference? Why not help them with chump change that will make their whole day instead of holding on to it knowing it won't help us a damn bit? Secondly, it was a great opportunity for some of our armed forces and relief groups to stay in good practice
It's "impoverished"... there is no such thing as "poverished." Grammar Nazi what whaaat.
Technically, doesn't that make her a whore?
Other countries wanna hate America untill something bad happens in their country. And when something bad does hapen who do they always turn to for help? You guessed it..... They all turn to America so I say FUCK the rest of the worl. We have plenty of our own problems to take care of.
So you lied, then didn't donate any of the money. You stay classy, cunt face.
i hope u donated it slut
buy new ugg boots! woot!!
Damn all you fucks. Tits make the world go round. It's not our fault that they're poor as shit, sure we can help but we need to help our selves first. Shit happens, deal with it. What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?..
. You can't gargle sand ;-) good fuckin night. By the way, global warming's a myth too, go fuck yourselves
Yeah right... So many of these are becoming bulllshit
I feel left out. Where's the next fundraiser?
10:34 Almost none of that was relevant or made sense, but veterans benefits funding was 90 billion in 2004. I don't know what I was supposed to factor about your paycheck (it doesn't affect the amount the government gives and plenty of people have found a way to contribute in spite of getting just as "raped" as you do) or how the government would benefit from charity in a way that a nonprofit company wouldn't. If you have a problem, try to make a real change, otherwise quit complaining on forums.
Why the hell is everyone bitching at AMERICA and ONLY America to help? Why doesn't the UK get off their asses and help? What the fuck are Ireland, Scotland, New Zealand, and China got going on? We're having a HUGE economic crises right now and people STILL come bitching at America. Go bitch at China and quit calling all Americans stupid. Not all of us have money.... In fact, right now barely any of us do..
You're a fucking bitch. People with your attitude are why other cultures despise Americans.
He'll yeah OP, our country should depend on bimbos like you to contribute money to Haiti. Instead of using my hard earned tax money to help a fucked up country.
Uneducated much???? Fucking losers...
Uneducated much??? Fucking losers...
fighting on the Internet is like running in the special olympics even if you win your still retarded.
All y'all are haters!
nice helping the cause but it would be nice a couple years ago.
9:31 don't try and outsmart your common sense, and why don't you factor in the extra ass raping my paycheck gets after 30 hrs ot a week, how much money is the government giving homeless amputee Vietnam vets who are unable to work because they gave their limbs for this country? The government just leaves it up to charities,because they have nothing to gain from helping them.
Serve your country before you serve anothers
pics or it never happened
this is genious, i think i'll try it
1:45 you're a fucking idiot, people like you give Americans a bad rep...thousands and thousands are dead in a country that has nothing and you waste space acting like an ass. Awesome.
I love motorboating
Just because they didn't help us doesn't mean we can't help them. Not everyones a selfish little bitch like you.
2:23 I have a job bud, a 40 hour a week job, so presumably pay more taxes than you do.
It's Haiti...learn how to spell whore.
I'm annoyed by texts that begin with "he said I" or "she said I"....who says that in texts? Almost as lame and fake as "please come get me"
1:42 I can complain all I want on forums,and you're obviously lame enough to go look up what ever I'm complaining about. How much of my paycheck goes to your unemployment paycheck?
Long live Haiti!!!!!
I don't. Brilliant!
GUESS WHAT! it doesn't burn when i pee anymore!!
You're a fucking idiot.. It's a tiny impoverish island. Educate yourself.
9:21 what the hell is so healthy about Australia? Your fast descent into socialism? Your nationwide Internet policing system? What is so healthy about the government telling you what websites you can and can't go to and blocking them for you? How about the way you have treated the aboriginal people? Looks like you're not so different
Just another cunt/whore. Too drunk to remember anything. Let alone why she did it. Get some morals, you piece of shit whore.
Lol, Jessica! Tim told me you were going to do it @ Church St, but I didn't believe him!
Why even bother to act like you know this person when you don't? Are you that pathetic?
7:02 couldn't agree with ya more. Fuck those gooks
and when you're life is threatened by some kind of disaster or devastation, i hope someone pushes you down and tells you to fuck yourself. because that's all you'll deserve.
The world would be a better place with more girls like this
Our government did little to help New Orleans-surprise surprise-Americans used that tragedy to benefit themselves. Americans are inheritly GREEDY and always have been! Our foundation was robbing and killing an indengeniois culture-we were fucked from the begginning
you better be donating that money.... to your local drug dealers and fast food establishments
Yeah I'll laugh at that all day. Plus, watch the
News, it isn't 500,000, killjoy.
1:51 what kind of bricks are you buying that cost 10 dollars a piece? You are seriously disconnected from reality. They survive on subsistence farming. The average yearly income is $270, $10 is two weeks pay there, so yes, it would have a significant impact.
It's cute when people take offense and argue about shit on here. It's tfln guys. Not the fucking great Debate
9:11 sorry, poor estimate, assuming all Americans pay taxes was wrongminded. Let's say $1.09 per person. According to the tax foundation, in 2006 91 million Americans paid taxes. 100 mil/91 mil comes out to about 1:09 per taxpayer. Unbelieveably, some people think before they speak.
No you didn't.
That is so freaking funny lol
you can win an argument online but you still have downs
Keep it classy, Orlando <3
After all that....... Is the motor boat still open? I have $5.
8:56 it's impressive how you can pull a random number out of your ass like 40ish cents and make yourself sound smart.I shouldn't have to run for office to be able to say fuck sending my money to haiti
Realistically, we run on a budget just over 2 trillion bucks a year. A hundred million is less than nothing in the grand scheme of things. It wouldn't make a scratch in our problems here. Judging by your comment, I'd say your not even old enough to be paying taxes yet. Stfu and get over your selfish ass
7:26 EXACTLY. thank you. I like the Obama bit though
They didn't help us after Katrina because they are poor as FUCK end of story they are small enough for us to help out kid calm down we are not talking about saving Mexico, shit have a little remorse,
Okay all you people that say America needs to give them more money might I remind you that a couple of years ago we gave them a ton and their corrupt government took it all and didn't do shit to help the people which will happen again...just to put that out there.
Id do it. But id donate the money no question
11:46. What Haiti needs is money. You dumbass. What the fuck could I do to help in haiti. Nothing I have no emergency recovery skills. But I do make a lot of money. More than I can spend on myself. You obviously don't know shit about how the teal world works. When you land in Haiti let me know.
How exactly does the teal world work? Are there a lot of blue-green hues? ;-)
I think all of you who are righteously reprimanding 7:02 mean to say IMPOVERISHED as opposed to poverished. Way to go with the whole "I'm intelligent" bit.
Learn to spell it's Haiti not hati
America haters: Shut Up. You don't like us? Whatever. We don't care and your shitty country isn't perfect either. I love how your vaunted schooling system teaches you elitism and generalization. \nAnd OP...Shame on you if you kept that money. If some tragedy was to hit your life, and you are unable to get help, I hope you remember what you did.
Fucking move if you hate it here so much..but I bguarantee you'll be back cause you will realize how good we have it here
America is able to help these people. There's nothing wrong with that. Have you all forgotten about the help we got from other nations when 9/11 happened?
$267 worth of dumb ass people
It's not skanky if it's for a good cause! I hope you donated the money
Fuck Haiti, props to that entrepreneurial drunken bitch for quick thinking!
If you donated it to Haiti relief, then this is brilliant. And if not, I hope you feel like the scum of the earth. Karma's a bitch.
1:12... People are donating money to red cross and other charitable orgs so they can go in and help directly... Not the government- that was a completely different situation
Wow. Everyone that's fighting needs to shut up. Worry about yourself and how you can help them instead of pointing fingers and saying that they didn't help so why should you. You should help because it's the right thing to do. Forget everyone else and the government. Judge yourself before you judge others. Grow up.
If you hate the government so much, then move to Canada or Mexico or Europe. Stop bitching about something you could easily avoid, fuckin jackass
12:42 good for you. Even though I highly doubt that you "make more money than you can spend on yourself". Go ahead and donate $10. That should pay for one brick of one building. Either that or go into the pocket of their corrupt leaders. Either way, don't feel too good about yourself for donating 10 dollars
Miko.. Translation poke her pussy ... La mara
I really wish I could. I'm just too broke.
Oh my godd people need to freakin chillll it's a damn website, and you won't get a medal for arguing for what you think is right. News flash! NO ONE CARESS!!
That's fucking horrible u dumb cunt...
Considering you can't even spell Haiti right, I'm going to go ahead and say this one is fake.
Considering she was drunk, I'd think it was fake if she HAD spelled Haiti right.
Then you're clearly retarded
Way to fundraise during a recession!
What does motorboat mean
1:45 and 2:19 go fuck yourself 5:19 and 5:21 your exactly right
Even if she didn't pretend it was going to Haiti, I think guys still would have felt good about paying to motorboat her.
7:02 haha! Your an ass hole but so fucking funny
okay, everyone just needs to chill out. i mean, they just had.. what?... an earthquake? we're in a recession people! what about that don't you understand?! i'd like to say that i'm going to take a leaf out of her book and have a fund raiser myself.
You better give that moneyto Haiti!!
Fucking move if you hate this country so much..but I guarantee you'll be back cause you will realize how good we have it here.
Ok for all that hate America just for this comment read this. We are allowed to say things like this because we have raised tens of millions for them. How much did ur country raise for them? Just because your country is far away doesn't mean you can't send some support money. Before you talk bad about this tell me how much you sent to haities. I sent 20 via text. It's not alot but if we all sent 20 that's alot. Dis you send anything you fucking haters? No. Ok so don't be hypocrates.
For people saying America has there own problems ? Want to know y you have your own problems because you retards that y !
Australia has been around for less time and were already more of a stable and healthy country than you
Wow....this is probably the most whorish thing I've heard on here
you think this is the most whorish? have you read like, 12 texts? this is so lame compared to some.
ommmg I hope you donated it, if you didnt I'm thinking everybody would be PISSED. and you would a be a whore.
She said, "I'd like to say..." I don't think she actually made any money with this. Probably her tits are too small to motorboat.
Did u donate that yet
Now that we have drank some beer let's go drive a car, beer is good! Beer is good! It r go good with pizza, beer is good! Beer is good! Fuck you MADD!!!!
Like the way you think!!!
Hahaha, everyone's so self-righteous. I'd keep the money if I were a chick, and I'm sure everyone else throwing a fit would too
You're a ho. And god hates you.
If you want to help get on a fucking plane and go to Haiti. Don't donate 10 dollars and then think you're a fucking saint. They need actual help there, throwing money at every single problem is a terrible habit that we have here.
The word is "ingenious" which you clearly are not.
Fuck Haiti. We have enough of our own problems witout having to worry about other countries misfortunes.
Haiti hasn't helped with our problems because they're a poor, downtrodden country who can't even help themselves. I understand we're in debt and we have our own problems but we should help people in need. Especially when some have lost thier entire families.
Two thumbs up 5:23 couldn't agree with ya more
Ask you're native races how stable you are. Or how many different cultures blend in Australia, bc we have thousands of different cultures here, you homogenized asshole.
Haha, love it!!
Orlando keeps it classy, was this at library. Ha
8:55 you're a bitch, I wish every country hated America so they wouldn't bring their broke uneducated, crime raising asses to my country and suck up my damn tax dollars
Fuck hati they dont need anymore money they got 100 million how much can a grass hut cost anyway???? Good for you and your tits
7:27 thank you! It's about time someone told it like it is!
7:15....really?? One of the wealthiest countries in the world?? Then why are we trillions of dollars in debt?? It's called natural selection...and a good call at that
I don't remember the Haitians helping us with hurricane Katrina relief.
you're an absolute moron. check the facts and grow some brain cells before you make ignorant comments: http://hdrstats.undp.org/en/countries/data_sheets/cty_ds_HTI.html
The entire country of hati wouldn't be able to spare the cash to rebuild the damn hard rock cafe in new Orleans. Ignorant prick