OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
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haha i was on vaca w my dad and we drove passed a guy getting road head. my dad stuck his head out the window n yelled, "GET IT!"
I'm guessing she knows how to drive stick.
And she said she couldn't deep throat...
I desperately want to believe this is true. I mean, there's just no fucking way, but the mental image is so hilarious that I don't want to live in a world where this hasn't happened.
Wait...why can't this be real?
hahaha i know a kid who was getting road head and thought it was a good idea to speed up when he saw a speed bump, until it happened and she puked on his junk
I bet the driver drove over it on purpose lmao
What if they bit them accidentally! O_O
lmao. so did mine reading that, so did mine!
RIP penis, there has never been a greater hole in my heart. :'(
LOL.....I was driving home one night and pulled up to the light. Some guy was sitting in the driver seat with his hands behind his head and a big smile. He looked at me and gave me a thumbs up. With that the girls head popped up. We drove to the next light and she was back down. I gave him the thumbs up back and saluted the guy. Really funny.
hahaha reminds me of the time i was driving to indiana and i look over and there was nobody driving the car next to me, i had to do a double take because i didn't believe it, all i saw was this guy in the passenger seat holding onto the steering wheel with the biggest grin on his face, i moved one lane over because i was worried i was gonna get hit, then the girl popped her head up for a second to look at the road and went back down...i was speechless.
I think you may have seen me. No joke.
i want to taste warm cum
this made my day too
1:38. Cruise control is your friend
once got road dome while on the new jersey turnpike. the car drove better, the new jersey swamp smelled sweeter, and the sun shone brighter. i didn't get a chance to finish, however....
happened on I-75 this morning too.
bahahahaha oh god I love giving road head. it's so fun.
lmfao @ 12:33. and why the hell do you not hear stories about chicks getting road head? i'd like to be given some dome when i'm drivin, i drive with the with my fly down for a reason
Happens to me all the time, and I'm a chick. Makes it harder to though. Normally we just pull off somewhere and finish for real.
haha so many VTers! one more right here.
people totally do this i swear... its funny how u see people in passenger seats magically disappear .
worst enemies of road head getters/givers.............. nosey SUV/truck drivers.
One 18 wheeler honked his horn and saluted me kinda scared me.
same shit happened to me. Kinda kills the mood doesn't it?
lmfaoooo, whoever texted this, is my newly found best friend =D
I always take my teeth out when giving Fred road head. No accidents for me!
are you my grandma?
HAHAHA @ 10:55AM
This one definitely made my day.
Is this Alison Smith?
May 28, 2009 12:50AM
that happened to me. i got rid of my gag reflex an I gave Jonah Falcon the best blowjob he's ever had. that's the man withthe world's largest/longest dik. 13.5 inches baby(;
12:46...glad I could help make your night!
LMFAO! mine tooo!!!!!! dick chomp!!!
and if they got hurt? would it still make yyour day?.. jus saying
Omfg who wrote that? Hahahahahaha
Roflmao pissing myself damn that would be funny to see. Can't stop laughing
hahaha it's reasons like this that i like living in VT
Their fault for being stupid.....
although that would be interesting to try and explain up at Fletcher Allen's ER (the emergency room)
either no more dick for you, or they just got a lot of help with it
ha ha, another reason why I love VT!
YES!!! Then its hystericle! if they are dumb enough to do it then we should be allowed to laugh at them...just saying
Haha you're making fun of them for being dumb and you spelled "hysterical" wrong.
Awesome. Just Awesome.
I actually just peed
haha that was hilarious i just got a pitchaa in my head and laughed out loud haha
that was either amazing or it went terribly wrong and messy
ahahahahahha vermont at its finest... this would happen too. all these shithole roads in bumfuck no where
what i wanna know is...what happened once they hit the pothole...? she was probably choking. hahha
my day has also been made.
oh, vermont. XD
Well that literaly fn blows
This shit is crazy !!!!
Shift them gears dude!!
For the person who says they desperately want to believe this is true...I live in Vermont. Our roads are some of the worst out there! This is Definitely believable!
was it on I-89?
omg.... i thought no one saw us!
Dude that's awesome
hahahaha i love it. vermont is fantastic!
This is how it went down
he is now dickless
someone giving someone... well i hope someone isnt giving themselves road head and driving at the same time. pretty dangerous
I Live in VT. Seen It Happen. Been There, Done That. Only when i cant up from giving road head o had an 85 year old guy staring at me when i came up... creepers. I LoVermont.
Why is the same person telling so many stories
if i could give myself road head there would be no reason to leave the house
Hahahahahahhaah tht is great!
love munching on dick while driving. nom nom
normal saturday morning pre-beach car ride for me (shotgun).
I feel bad for the girl
802 is my area code..... OMG
10:50 almost as funny as the txt
I guess that girl doesn't have a gag reflex anymore...or an Adams apple.
yet another reason why I don't get or give road head. I'll pull over and fuck the shit outta ya in broad daylight...but damn...after reading this text and watching 'The World According to Garp'...never!
Haha.. Fucking hilarious .... I suck dick that good too
hope you enjoyed the show!
Uhmm can you say angry dragon?
No, just show's that Vermont chicks are awesome.
That's Vermont for ya
I got road on I-75 and my speed varied from 75 mph to 40 mph. Hard to concentrate when life is good.
I love giving road head(just remember to swallow)... and getting a bit of a handjob in return at stop lights is good... only when a cop passes by be extra careful...
Now call 911 so he can get his dick reattached.
Best tfln post EVAHHH
That's my area code..... Damn we DO have a lot of potholes!
Been there done that...
whoever sent this is my new best friend
I saw some chairlift head once, that was great.
I know her and she'd do that
I hit a sign becuze when I cummed I went aaaaaaa and turned left
cruise control rocks
Hahaha that's so fucking awesome
or pothole. for that matter
it was an instructional video on beginners deepthroat
12:46 again. 1:05, thank you so much. I can die a happy man.
kids this is an example of what not to do when you start driving.
New way to deepthroat.
OMG that is awesome! I'm a Vermont chick and I HAVE seen this before. It's epic.
I really think that was me
just goes to show vermont chics are whores!!
Lmfaooo I laughed so fkn hard at this one(:
That fucking sucks for the guy
I honestly believe that was me. I enjoyed it.
So either he's dickless, or she choked to death?!
I Love Vermont.... and considering, I am guilty of this action (sans hitting a tree), I can so believe it! LOL
i love vermont.
this is pretty legitamite
Don't tell people about us, she got a confusion (buy it felt AWESOME!)