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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:46am

    I desperately want to believe this is true. I mean, there's just no fucking way, but the mental image is so hilarious that I don't want to live in a world where this hasn't happened.

    • Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 25, 10 at 7:13pm

      *highfive*

    • Submitted by Keebs on Feb 4, 11 at 12:02pm

      Wait...why can't this be real?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:20am

    hahaha i know a kid who was getting road head and thought it was a good idea to speed up when he saw a speed bump, until it happened and she puked on his junk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:02am

    I'm guessing she knows how to drive stick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:51pm

    haha i was on vaca w my dad and we drove passed a guy getting road head. my dad stuck his head out the window n yelled, "GET IT!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:50am

    And she said she couldn't deep throat...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:33am

    hahaha reminds me of the time i was driving to indiana and i look over and there was nobody driving the car next to me, i had to do a double take because i didn't believe it, all i saw was this guy in the passenger seat holding onto the steering wheel with the biggest grin on his face, i moved one lane over because i was worried i was gonna get hit, then the girl popped her head up for a second to look at the road and went back down...i was speechless.

    • Submitted by yaoman on Jan 15, 10 at 3:21am

      I think you may have seen me. No joke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:59am

    bahahahaha oh god I love giving road head. it's so fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:00pm

    DEEPTHROAT!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:27am

    lmfao @ 12:33. and why the hell do you not hear stories about chicks getting road head? i'd like to be given some dome when i'm drivin, i drive with the with my fly down for a reason

    • Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:00pm

      Happens to me all the time, and I'm a chick. Makes it harder to though. Normally we just pull off somewhere and finish for real.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:20am

    1:38. Cruise control is your friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:26am

    LOL.....I was driving home one night and pulled up to the light. Some guy was sitting in the driver seat with his hands behind his head and a big smile. He looked at me and gave me a thumbs up. With that the girls head popped up. We drove to the next light and she was back down. I gave him the thumbs up back and saluted the guy. Really funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:15am

    Omfg who wrote that? Hahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:49am

    What if they bit them accidentally! O_O SHAME!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:52pm

    HAHAHA @ 10:55AM This one definitely made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:00pm

    Is this Alison Smith?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:25pm

    worst enemies of road head getters/givers.............. nosey SUV/truck drivers. One 18 wheeler honked his horn and saluted me kinda scared me.

    • Submitted by professional on Sep 13, 10 at 10:28pm

      same shit happened to me. Kinda kills the mood doesn't it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32pm

    hahahaha i love it. vermont is fantastic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:28am

    This shit is crazy !!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:57pm

    I bet the driver drove over it on purpose lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:30am

    ahahahahahha vermont at its finest... this would happen too. all these shithole roads in bumfuck no where

  • Submitted by bostonirish12 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:23pm

    was it on I-89?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:50pm

    This is how it went down *blowjob noises* *BOOM!* *chomp* he is now dickless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:46pm

    what i wanna know is...what happened once they hit the pothole...? she was probably choking. hahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:05am

    For the person who says they desperately want to believe this is true...I live in Vermont. Our roads are some of the worst out there! This is Definitely believable!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:20am

    lmao. so did mine reading that, so did mine!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:00pm

    and if they got hurt? would it still make yyour day?.. jus saying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:39am

    happened on I-75 this morning too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:08am

    Their fault for being stupid..... although that would be interesting to try and explain up at Fletcher Allen's ER (the emergency room)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:44am

    Awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:53am

    Dude that's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:17pm

    I always take my teeth out when giving Fred road head. No accidents for me!

    • Submitted by jiggaboo on Feb 18, 10 at 2:36am

      are you my grandma?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:43am

    12:46...glad I could help make your night!

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    Submitted by Fitzi on Dec 14, 10 at 10:09pm

    either no more dick for you, or they just got a lot of help with it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:19am

    hahaha it's reasons like this that i like living in VT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:22pm

    Haha.. Fucking hilarious .... I suck dick that good too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:54am

    that happened to me. i got rid of my gag reflex an I gave Jonah Falcon the best blowjob he's ever had. that's the man withthe world's largest/longest dik. 13.5 inches baby(;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:32pm

    that was either amazing or it went terribly wrong and messy

  • Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on May 23, 10 at 3:58am

    RIP penis, there has never been a greater hole in my heart. :'(

  • Submitted by amariek on Dec 27, 11 at 2:29pm

    it was an instructional video on beginners deepthroat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:51am

    Awesome. Just Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:30am

    Roflmao pissing myself damn that would be funny to see. Can't stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:42pm

    I really think that was me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    May 28, 2009 12:50AM LMFAOOOOOOOO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:29am

    haha that was hilarious i just got a pitchaa in my head and laughed out loud haha

  • Submitted by Douogie on Mar 12, 10 at 8:22pm

    this made my day too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:50am

    Ouch...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:02am

    haha so many VTers! one more right here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:02pm

    hope you enjoyed the show!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:09am

    my day has also been made. oh, vermont. XD

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    Submitted by Zerox on Mar 27, 11 at 11:35pm

    I feel bad for the girl

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    Submitted by lax4life on Feb 8, 11 at 8:04pm

    I actually just peed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:04am

    love munching on dick while driving. nom nom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:55am

    someone giving someone... well i hope someone isnt giving themselves road head and driving at the same time. pretty dangerous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:38am

    I got road on I-75 and my speed varied from 75 mph to 40 mph. Hard to concentrate when life is good.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:41pm

    ha ha, another reason why I love VT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:47pm

    YES!!! Then its hystericle! if they are dumb enough to do it then we should be allowed to laugh at them...just saying

    • Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:03pm

      Haha you're making fun of them for being dumb and you spelled "hysterical" wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:41am

    10:50 almost as funny as the txt

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    Submitted by StoneColdM on Jan 27, 11 at 9:09pm

    I guess that girl doesn't have a gag reflex anymore...or an Adams apple.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:50am

    Don't tell people about us, she got a confusion (buy it felt AWESOME!)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:03pm

    i love vermont. this is pretty legitamite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:00pm

    lmfaoooo, whoever texted this, is my newly found best friend =D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:00pm

    I Love Vermont.... and considering, I am guilty of this action (sans hitting a tree), I can so believe it! LOL

  • Submitted by motoboi161 on Feb 2, 11 at 8:35pm

    I saw some chairlift head once, that was great.

  • Submitted by doublemint on Jul 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    That fucking sucks for the guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:22pm

    Well that literaly fn blows

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:54am

    I love giving road head(just remember to swallow)... and getting a bit of a handjob in return at stop lights is good... only when a cop passes by be extra careful...

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    Submitted by blackw1nd on Mar 8, 11 at 12:42am

    kids this is an example of what not to do when you start driving.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 13, 10 at 8:58am

    Why is the same person telling so many stories

  • Submitted by 411unbreakable on Jan 27, 10 at 6:39pm

    beaaauutifulllll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:02am

    normal saturday morning pre-beach car ride for me (shotgun).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:31pm

    Best tfln post EVAHHH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:22pm

    just goes to show vermont chics are whores!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:06pm

    once got road dome while on the new jersey turnpike. the car drove better, the new jersey swamp smelled sweeter, and the sun shone brighter. i didn't get a chance to finish, however....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:26am

    12:46 again. 1:05, thank you so much. I can die a happy man.

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    Submitted by itschelseabby on Sep 24, 10 at 1:30am

    I Live in VT. Seen It Happen. Been There, Done That. Only when i cant up from giving road head o had an 85 year old guy staring at me when i came up... creepers. I LoVermont.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:30pm

    I hit a sign becuze when I cummed I went aaaaaaa and turned left

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:01pm

    or pothole. for that matter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:45pm

    people totally do this i swear... its funny how u see people in passenger seats magically disappear .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:29pm

    whoever sent this is my new best friend

  • Submitted by sexynessisme on Jan 26, 11 at 8:48pm

    OMG that is awesome! I'm a Vermont chick and I HAVE seen this before. It's epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    yet another reason why I don't get or give road head. I'll pull over and fuck the shit outta ya in broad daylight...but damn...after reading this text and watching 'The World According to Garp'...never!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:29am

    No, just show's that Vermont chicks are awesome.

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    Submitted by spurlock114 on May 22, 11 at 11:00pm

    I honestly believe that was me. I enjoyed it.

  • Submitted by WalkIntoTheDark on Nov 20, 10 at 11:28pm

    Uhmm can you say angry dragon?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:21am

    Hahaha that's so fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:23am

    LMFAO! mine tooo!!!!!! dick chomp!!!

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    Submitted by mockingjay555 on Jan 18, 13 at 11:22pm

    That's my area code..... Damn we DO have a lot of potholes!

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    Submitted by partyman619 on Sep 2, 11 at 1:41am

    Shift them gears dude!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:13am

    i want to taste warm cum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:54am

    if i could give myself road head there would be no reason to leave the house

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:42pm

    Hahahahahahhaah tht is great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:16am

    I know her and she'd do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:33am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

  • Submitted by alyssa_w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:19pm

    So either he's dickless, or she choked to death?!

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:03pm

    Now call 911 so he can get his dick reattached.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:55pm

    Been there done that...

  • Submitted by iPartyHard69 on Feb 19, 11 at 8:54pm

    Lmfaooo I laughed so fkn hard at this one(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:22am

    cruise control rocks

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    Submitted by amariek on Dec 27, 11 at 2:25pm

    New way to deepthroat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:22pm

    omg.... i thought no one saw us!

  • Submitted by gutsygecko on May 19, 11 at 10:10am

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:14pm

    That's Vermont for ya

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    Submitted by mockingjay555 on Jan 17, 13 at 6:02pm

    802 is my area code..... OMG