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  • haha i was on vaca w my dad and we drove passed a guy getting road head. my dad stuck his head out the window n yelled, "GET IT!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I desperately want to believe this is true. I mean, there's just no fucking way, but the mental image is so hilarious that I don't want to live in a world where this hasn't happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:46am
  • I'm guessing she knows how to drive stick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:02am
  • hahaha i know a kid who was getting road head and thought it was a good idea to speed up when he saw a speed bump, until it happened and she puked on his junk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:20am
  • And she said she couldn't deep throat...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:50am
  • What if they bit them accidentally! O_O SHAME!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:49am
  • I bet the driver drove over it on purpose lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:57pm
  • hahaha reminds me of the time i was driving to indiana and i look over and there was nobody driving the car next to me, i had to do a double take because i didn't believe it, all i saw was this guy in the passenger seat holding onto the steering wheel with the biggest grin on his face, i moved one lane over because i was worried i was gonna get hit, then the girl popped her head up for a second to look at the road and went back down...i was speechless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:33am
  • lmao. so did mine reading that, so did mine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:20am
  • worst enemies of road head getters/givers.............. nosey SUV/truck drivers. One 18 wheeler honked his horn and saluted me kinda scared me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:25pm
  • LOL.....I was driving home one night and pulled up to the light. Some guy was sitting in the driver seat with his hands behind his head and a big smile. He looked at me and gave me a thumbs up. With that the girls head popped up. We drove to the next light and she was back down. I gave him the thumbs up back and saluted the guy. Really funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:26am
  • happened on I-75 this morning too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:39am
  • this made my day too

    Submitted by Douogie on Mar 12, 10 at 8:22pm
  • i want to taste warm cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:13am
  • HAHAHA @ 10:55AM This one definitely made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 1:38. Cruise control is your friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:20am
  • RIP penis, there has never been a greater hole in my heart. :'(

    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on May 23, 10 at 3:58am
  • I always take my teeth out when giving Fred road head. No accidents for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:17pm
  • people totally do this i swear... its funny how u see people in passenger seats magically disappear .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Is this Alison Smith?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:00pm
  • bahahahaha oh god I love giving road head. it's so fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:59am
  • once got road dome while on the new jersey turnpike. the car drove better, the new jersey swamp smelled sweeter, and the sun shone brighter. i didn't get a chance to finish, however....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:06pm
  • lmfao @ 12:33. and why the hell do you not hear stories about chicks getting road head? i'd like to be given some dome when i'm drivin, i drive with the with my fly down for a reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:27am
    • Happens to me all the time, and I'm a chick. Makes it harder to though. Normally we just pull off somewhere and finish for real.

      Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:00pm
  • Omfg who wrote that? Hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:15am
  • 12:46...glad I could help make your night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:43am
  • and if they got hurt? would it still make yyour day?.. jus saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:00pm
  • lmfaoooo, whoever texted this, is my newly found best friend =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:00pm
  • haha so many VTers! one more right here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:02am
  • May 28, 2009 12:50AM LMFAOOOOOOOO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:47pm
  • that happened to me. i got rid of my gag reflex an I gave Jonah Falcon the best blowjob he's ever had. that's the man withthe world's largest/longest dik. 13.5 inches baby(;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:54am
  • YES!!! Then its hystericle! if they are dumb enough to do it then we should be allowed to laugh at them...just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:47pm
    • Haha you're making fun of them for being dumb and you spelled "hysterical" wrong.

      Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:03pm
  • ahahahahahha vermont at its finest... this would happen too. all these shithole roads in bumfuck no where

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:30am
  • either no more dick for you, or they just got a lot of help with it

    Submitted by Fitzi on Dec 14, 10 at 10:09pm
  • LMFAO! mine tooo!!!!!! dick chomp!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:23am
  • Well that literaly fn blows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:22pm
  • what i wanna know is...what happened once they hit the pothole...? she was probably choking. hahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Awesome. Just Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:51am
  • my day has also been made. oh, vermont. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:09am
  • that was either amazing or it went terribly wrong and messy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:32pm
  • I actually just peed

    Submitted by lax4life on Feb 8, 11 at 8:04pm
  • DEEPTHROAT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Roflmao pissing myself damn that would be funny to see. Can't stop laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:30am
  • hahaha it's reasons like this that i like living in VT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:19am
  • omg.... i thought no one saw us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:22pm
  • For the person who says they desperately want to believe this is true...I live in Vermont. Our roads are some of the worst out there! This is Definitely believable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:05am
  • haha that was hilarious i just got a pitchaa in my head and laughed out loud haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:29am
  • Their fault for being stupid..... although that would be interesting to try and explain up at Fletcher Allen's ER (the emergency room)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:08am
  • ha ha, another reason why I love VT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Dude that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:53am
  • Shift them gears dude!!

    Submitted by partyman619 on Sep 2, 11 at 1:41am
  • hahahaha i love it. vermont is fantastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:44am
  • This shit is crazy !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:28am
  • I Live in VT. Seen It Happen. Been There, Done That. Only when i cant up from giving road head o had an 85 year old guy staring at me when i came up... creepers. I LoVermont.

    Submitted by itschelseabby on Sep 24, 10 at 1:30am
  • Epic

    Submitted by gutsygecko on May 19, 11 at 10:10am
  • This is how it went down *blowjob noises* *BOOM!* *chomp* he is now dickless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:50pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:10pm
  • was it on I-89?

    Submitted by bostonirish12 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:23pm
  • love munching on dick while driving. nom nom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:04am
  • someone giving someone... well i hope someone isnt giving themselves road head and driving at the same time. pretty dangerous

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:55am
  • 802 is my area code..... OMG

    Submitted by mockingjay555 on Jan 17, 13 at 6:02pm
  • if i could give myself road head there would be no reason to leave the house

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:54am
  • normal saturday morning pre-beach car ride for me (shotgun).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:02am
  • I feel bad for the girl

    Submitted by Zerox on Mar 27, 11 at 11:35pm
  • Why is the same person telling so many stories

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 13, 10 at 8:58am
  • hope you enjoyed the show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Ouch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:50am
  • Uhmm can you say angry dragon?

    Submitted by WalkIntoTheDark on Nov 20, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Hahahahahahhaah tht is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:42pm
  • beaaauutifulllll

    Submitted by 411unbreakable on Jan 27, 10 at 6:39pm
  • I saw some chairlift head once, that was great.

    Submitted by motoboi161 on Feb 2, 11 at 8:35pm
  • 10:50 almost as funny as the txt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:41am
  • I guess that girl doesn't have a gag reflex anymore...or an Adams apple.

    Submitted by StoneColdM on Jan 27, 11 at 9:09pm
  • Best tfln post EVAHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Haha.. Fucking hilarious .... I suck dick that good too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Now call 911 so he can get his dick reattached.

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:03pm
  • I got road on I-75 and my speed varied from 75 mph to 40 mph. Hard to concentrate when life is good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:38am
  • That's my area code..... Damn we DO have a lot of potholes!

    Submitted by mockingjay555 on Jan 18, 13 at 11:22pm
  • That's Vermont for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:14pm
  • I hit a sign becuze when I cummed I went aaaaaaa and turned left

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:30pm
  • 12:46 again. 1:05, thank you so much. I can die a happy man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:26am
  • yet another reason why I don't get or give road head. I'll pull over and fuck the shit outta ya in broad daylight...but damn...after reading this text and watching 'The World According to Garp'...never!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:52pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:33am
  • Hahaha that's so fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:21am
  • I love giving road head(just remember to swallow)... and getting a bit of a handjob in return at stop lights is good... only when a cop passes by be extra careful...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:54am
  • it was an instructional video on beginners deepthroat

    Submitted by amariek on Dec 27, 11 at 2:29pm
  • I know her and she'd do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:16am
  • No, just show's that Vermont chicks are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:29am
  • just goes to show vermont chics are whores!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:22pm
  • whoever sent this is my new best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:29pm
  • kids this is an example of what not to do when you start driving.

    Submitted by blackw1nd on Mar 8, 11 at 12:42am
  • Been there done that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:55pm
  • or pothole. for that matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:01pm
  • cruise control rocks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:22am
  • That fucking sucks for the guy

    Submitted by doublemint on Jul 19, 10 at 10:40pm
  • So either he's dickless, or she choked to death?!

    Submitted by alyssa_w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:19pm
  • I really think that was me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:42pm
  • New way to deepthroat.

    Submitted by amariek on Dec 27, 11 at 2:25pm
  • OMG that is awesome! I'm a Vermont chick and I HAVE seen this before. It's epic.

    Submitted by sexynessisme on Jan 26, 11 at 8:48pm
  • I honestly believe that was me. I enjoyed it.

    Submitted by spurlock114 on May 22, 11 at 11:00pm
  • Lmfaooo I laughed so fkn hard at this one(:

    Submitted by iPartyHard69 on Feb 19, 11 at 8:54pm
  • i love vermont. this is pretty legitamite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I Love Vermont.... and considering, I am guilty of this action (sans hitting a tree), I can so believe it! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Don't tell people about us, she got a confusion (buy it felt AWESOME!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:50am