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  • Submitted by theoldguy on Feb 21, 12 at 3:33pm

    Said with a creepy voice from the top bunk in cell block C

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 21, 12 at 6:49pm

    Two More Sleeps? Is this a young kid?

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 21, 12 at 7:28pm

      naw...older people use it too...and the inverse, two more wake ups.

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    Submitted by jamald on Feb 21, 12 at 3:57pm

    Hmmm... My area code. Who is this?

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      Submitted by D71 on Feb 22, 12 at 10:49am

      I think this came from Vegas on a cell from Ottawa. i got a similar one too

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 22, 12 at 7:11am

    Isn't convulsing something muscles do? Maybe you mean "crumble"?\nEither way be sure to wear a mouth guard. Dental work is expensive!

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    Submitted by duckdown on Feb 21, 12 at 8:20pm

    for some reason when I read that I picture Harry Carey saying it. maybe its the way its written.

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      Submitted by MrSlapChop on Feb 21, 12 at 9:57pm

      Hey...If you were a hot dog, and you were starving...would you eat yourself?

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 21, 12 at 5:05pm

    I've said things like this to boyfriends before, it never gets an anticipated reaction.

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    Submitted by DP24 on Feb 21, 12 at 5:00pm

    The one with the speak impedement Wednesday morning.