He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Did he ask you if you could feel the love tonight?
Caaaaaaan you feeeeeel my thuuuuummmmmb tonight...
who puts the lion king soundtrack on when they are going to mess around with someone? horrible.
Ah,the circle of life!
Maybe he fingered her to 'I just can't wait to be King'?
Rural Georgia. I'll be back after my shift at the waffle house.
Hey, fingering is a super important part of sex, if you can't finger a girl right, don't even bother going further. It'd never ever fucking do it to the Lion Kin though, thats gross.
did he play "be prepared" before he left?
Taint *Ba dum tish*
Dude, lion king is awesome. Hakuna Matata indeed.
Hakuna mattata lol
@preppygirl your mom
who gets fingered anymore?
Go back to ALL the reddits with your stupid fucking memes.