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  • Dumbass

    Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 13, 11 at 9:20am
  • Take assurance in the fact that you're not the first guy to fall into this trap, but try to at least learn from your mistakes. Driving over at all was a mistake -- you thought that by showing her how nice you were, she would realize you were better than her boyfriend and want to be with you instead. That's not how it works. A lot of guys in your situation eventually turn into bitter assholes, but it's not necessary. Find the right balance of cocky self-assurance and flirty nicen

    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Oct 13, 11 at 9:21am
    • That's a hottt motivational speech

      Submitted by smashedface on Oct 13, 11 at 10:32am
    • That would be great if I had a penis. I'm actually her best friend.

      Submitted by Welcome_16 on Oct 13, 11 at 11:28am
      • I don't believe you. Clearly this text is from a desperate dude who has been thrown into the dreaded "friend zone".

        Submitted by stackjr on Oct 13, 11 at 5:47pm
        • I do, I've seen this happen (well, mostly). Some girls can treat other girls absolutely horrendously, even when they're "friends".

          Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:18am
  • Yep, life lessons from a comment, of a text, on textsfromlastnight. You know it's got a lot of meaning.

    Submitted by seanathon on Oct 13, 11 at 9:27am
    • I'm sorry, would you prefer the comments to be a cesspool of mockery and hatred?

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 9, 12 at 11:49pm
  • "That would be great if I had a penis. I'm actually her best friend." Then why are you upset about her making you sleep on the couch, did you want to have some lesbian fun?

    Submitted by Akdros on Oct 13, 11 at 1:05pm
  • I wouldn't drive 5 hours even if it were a lock!!

    Submitted by triple on Oct 13, 11 at 12:07pm
  • Take the batteries out of everything that bitch owns, i mean EVERYTHING; then take her spare batteries. Its not much, but its a good start for you.

    Submitted by scaglietti on Oct 13, 11 at 1:08pm
  • Your not a doormat! You're her homosexual friend.

    Submitted by phukurmutha on Oct 13, 11 at 11:17am
  • @welcome16, the guy said you should be cocky.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 13, 11 at 11:48am
  • You drove 5 hours to be her cook and dishwasher? That won't get you laid, dude.

    Submitted by Zaph17 on Oct 13, 11 at 11:49am
  • http://www.laddertheory.com/

    Submitted by maximumbob on Oct 13, 11 at 10:34am
  • Grow some balls dude

    Submitted by daveyj on Oct 14, 11 at 9:29am
  • ouch

    Submitted by Anduari on Oct 13, 11 at 9:31am
  • What a bitch!!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 13, 11 at 11:13am
  • Kill them both.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 13, 11 at 9:38am
  • It's your own dumbass fault.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 13, 11 at 9:32am
  • This doesn't seem at all like it was from a desperate guy. Definatly sounds like a close friend.

    Submitted by Erotophobia on Oct 13, 11 at 6:48pm
  • Ruin their relationship. Tell the boyfriend you slept with her.

    Submitted by KentuckyFried on Oct 13, 11 at 5:02pm
  • DTMFA.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 13, 11 at 11:26am
  • Very astute, don't let it happen again.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:16am
  • I brought gifts back from the Orient for a chick and I was suddenly in the friend zone. WTF.

    Submitted by my235 on Oct 14, 11 at 12:24am
    • While i get how this can be confusing as you meant them as a sign of affection and probably should be looked at more favorably for that, you just can't expect any sort of reciprocation when you give a gift. The most you can hope for is that they'll like it.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:22am
  • Hey we've all been there sometimes you just have to give up and move on

    Submitted by builtFORDtough1 on Oct 14, 11 at 6:34am
  • or a fairy...

    Submitted by scr2288 on May 9, 12 at 7:44pm