hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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What a good idea!
This should be on its way to being one of the best nights on this site. This sir, sounds amazing.
This, is fucking brilliant.
can I be friends with you (540)? lol
Hmm, at least your thinking about your friends needs ;)
All hail hitler
I'm in the 540! Hahahaha.
great things to read while taking a shit..... and listening to M.I.A. thank you tfln!!
LMFAOO slutt much 0.o
I love you white girls!!!!!
I agree totally fake. As if lol.
I wish everyone who types the word fake would go kill themselves. Oh and this is disgusting.
Sounds like the making of an interesting gang bang!
Fakest text I've seen in a while here.
Sounds like a tri delt
Then you shouted JK out loud from the trailer window
That is the makings of an orgy!
That's UVA for ya. Very classy.
This isn't fake, I've done something pretty close to the same extent a few times. They call me the wing-stress cause I get everyone laid (336) woot
No one is coming over tonight, buddy. The 540 is covered in snow and it's still going. I'm in Spotsy and shit..the snow was already mid-calf two hours ago.
Fake fake fake!
Must be from JMU!
That's great! Sounds like a text I'd send!
Yes I love the 540.
2 up 2 down!
I'm from the F!V3 F0UR 0H (;
Women don't deserve rights.
Whores! That's how you
11:17, you catch shit if you're an idiot. Otherwise, you use condoms and you don't catch anything.
i hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off
Lol oh bit fatties are the best like 50 cent said I can go hard bc big girls don't cry!
This is the way all memorable nights start :-D
Invite me. :)
Am I invited? Yay!!!
Fake fake fake
I bet you and your friends are fat. Do a sit up.
First of all this is real and is still saved on my phone for you haters out there and secondly I'm sorry to the 540 but this was actually a 216 don't know why tfln lied to you guys