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  • She's a keeper.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 23, 11 at 9:46am
  • That was my last girl, had to clean the sheets and flip the mattress every night...so hot

    Submitted by ColinD1 on Sep 23, 11 at 9:12am
  • I had a niagra falls before too, they are awesome!!!!

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Sep 23, 11 at 9:32am
  • Some women can squirt up to two cups, and it's not piss. Make sure the more you know is accurate information.

    Submitted by porksword on Sep 23, 11 at 3:13pm
    • 2 cups is almost exactly 18 ounces, like the dude said. Though he could still be wrong about it being piss.

      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Sep 26, 11 at 6:19pm
  • Now you must drink that shit up and enjoy broads like that are rare!!!

    Submitted by jhoss on Sep 23, 11 at 10:37am
  • @taradatyl92 how is that disgusting?! Do u enjoy bad sex?!?

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Sep 23, 11 at 10:10am
  • I'm so glad I'm not the only one who requires a mattress flip.

    Submitted by tangledmess on Sep 23, 11 at 6:32pm
  • Maw, little Jimmy fell down the well again!!!

    Submitted by porksword on Sep 23, 11 at 12:47pm
  • Been there before!

    Submitted by Clever_Bastard on Sep 23, 11 at 9:07am
  • I think this post is about me... lol

    Submitted by megsfosho on Oct 12, 11 at 1:17am
  • Squirters r the best... don't have to stop when u get thirsty, just get her off!

    Submitted by LabiaLickr on Oct 7, 11 at 9:34pm
  • Haha wow, some people think that this text is about a girl pissing?

    Submitted by bra on Sep 24, 11 at 7:44am
  • did yall hear about the girl who orgasmed? no? I don't know why... its all over town...

    Submitted by minglovemarks on Oct 3, 11 at 10:04pm
  • I make people call flood insurance;)

    Submitted by bee222 on Sep 27, 11 at 2:07am
  • 2 cups is exactly 16 ounces.. Not almost exactly 18. Just sayin.

    Submitted by ShadyBabyy on Sep 9, 12 at 1:18am
  • Tell her to reply to this with her number so I cam call her.

    Submitted by MRob8602 on Sep 23, 11 at 9:57am
  • As an intense squirter I wish I wasn't. Unfortunately some guys are intimidated by it. And others falsely think that one orgasm is enough for me. And when I masturbate it requires a lot of clean up. (I go through three folded up towels and the sheets)

    Submitted by Xtasty on Aug 15, 13 at 8:43am
  • You M F'ers are sick. Don't go chasing waterfalls

    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Sep 24, 11 at 2:03am
  • She pissed on you.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 23, 11 at 1:18pm
  • Boozed duck, it depends on the person. I've pissed a gallon in one sitting.\nBut squirters ftw!

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 24, 11 at 10:53am
  • enjoy it dude buy some rubber sheets they WILL save your mattress...the more you know(instead of a star and rainbow its a stream arcing from some legs)

    Submitted by nunubeest on Sep 24, 11 at 3:45pm
  • The human bladder has a fluid capacity of 17-18 ounces. The more you know!

    Submitted by boozed_duck on Sep 23, 11 at 11:36am
  • That's disgusting...

    Submitted by Taradactyl92 on Sep 23, 11 at 9:47am