You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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I don't have time for this tomfoolery
LOL!!! Thanks for this comment; you just made my day! =)
Leashed her by the nipple rings a few times.
Patent that shit ASAP.
already exists pierced vag with a chain on it connected to the nips...Germany is an odd duck
You're like TFLN's walking encyclopedia of random odd facts, nunu. Where do you get this stuff? =D
The world might just be a better place if these were invented. Like leashing kids...minus the kids
leashing kids by their genitals..you sick bastard! !
Bah. Just go to Petco, buy a leash with a snap-swivel on the end, and clip it to her clit-hood piercing. Just don't yank on it too hard or the results could be messy and painful. (Why yes, I *have* thought about this. And no, I'm not responsible for the results if you try it...this is for entertainment purposes only.)
I am the Lawrence of your Labia
i remember my first beer.
You should, it was yesterday.
thats why i said i remember it........
Stick sticky? Is that you!?
oh hai i am the labia whisperer. at least for the next ten minutes.
Ahhhhhhaah. Jus made my night
That gives me an idea involving clip on earrings...