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  • 90 48
    Submitted by anoninstr on Dec 6, 13 at 12:23pm

    Were you wearing it at the time?

  • 73 51
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 6, 13 at 12:52pm

    @anoninstr: How else would he or she have set off the metal detector?

  • 64 56
    Submitted by mich911 on Dec 7, 13 at 11:02pm

    That might explain why my ass always swings around to magnetic north

  • 60 53
    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 6, 13 at 8:38pm

    Try wearing a metal cockring to the courthouse.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Dec 8, 13 at 12:44pm

    So did you opt for the pat down?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Dec 6, 13 at 4:56pm

    Yea I have been there... not the best to explain.