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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    This text is the story of my life. Mario Kart is serious business.

    • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 5:10am

      And serious business is very, very serious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:18pm

    I once played CoD with a HOT girl and she kicked my ass then we had sex.

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      Submitted by Dangerouslymike5 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:07pm

      Lmao! Epic!

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      Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:25pm

      something you wouldnt mind losing to if thats the prize

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:21pm

    Why can't I meet all the girls here who would marry this man? I AM this man!!

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      Submitted by athena423 on Apr 2, 12 at 2:22am

      dude marry me then.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:56pm

    Ha! Love to all the fellow female gamers out there that would never need to have a man LET her win! We ROCK!! ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:41pm

    I'm laughing at all these young girls who can't find a guy who opens doors for them. They're all, "OMG!! I wish I could find a guy like that!!" Truth is, there are tons of guys like that. But what you all REALLY want is guys to treat you like shit. As soon as a guy pulls a chair out for you, it's "OMG!! He's too fucking NICE!!" BTW, Mario Kart score is 8590!

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      Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:27pm

      agreed. they only go for the stupid jocks that fuck up their life in the ending

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:27am

    Whoever you are, do me. A gentleman and Mario kart? I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    if you DARE let me beat you in mario kart, we are done. if you even THINK about letting me beat you in mario kart, we are done. my man's got a struggle ahead of him because i dominate at mario kart. =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    naw fuck Luigi, its all about Yoshi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:40pm

    I'd be pissed if he let me win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:23pm

    i think im in love with this person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:27pm

    shiiiiiit. i'll let you win at any game if you're treating me that good all the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:19pm

    I shall ignore all above posts as my dirty lymrics are lacking. I don't need a man to be chivalrous when playing mario kart. I would kick his ass legitmately and not feel bad about it afterwards.

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      Submitted by cosmowoman on Nov 26, 10 at 12:52am

      You tell him sister!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    cool out with your toadstool out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    since sms messages are limited to 160 characters... I call bullshit... actually most of this website is bullshit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:35pm

    i agree, i'd marry him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    MARIO CART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:06pm

    I once watched a girl play Mario Kart in the middle of a fight between 2 Jews and a dickhead.

  • Submitted by heypopeitsjohnny on Apr 12, 10 at 3:46pm

    I know this text this was my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:37pm

    Ik this guy who got his ass handed to him in mc by his gf and he started crying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:25pm

    Do not let me win. I can and will win because I have the ability, but letting me win is grounds for ending a relationship. The only time that can be broken is during strip games and you want to keep things even. I've thrown a few soul calibur matches just so i wouldn't be fully clothed and my boy all naked. That can be fun too though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:37pm

    Who are you? I want to marry you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:00pm

    oh my god i so know who this is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:59pm

    you sir are me in maryland!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:56pm

    This is how I attempt to craft every text message I send. So brilliant. He got laid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:07pm

    this is the perfect guy for me.. except im a mario kart champion.. it wouldn't work out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:20pm

    best TFLN ever, ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:06pm

    Actually, 3:35, farting video games sounds very cost effective. I mean, if you fart them out, doesn't that mean you don't have to pay for them?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:06am

    I don't know who wrote this...but I think you are my soul mate!!! :) Just sayin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:28am

    sounds like my soulmate. I own a super nintendo for a reason. I need to meet this guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:53pm

    My girl beat me at mario kart last week. FUCK YOU BLUE SHELL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:23pm

    3:19 for the win my superhero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:12am

    sometimes when i drive high i feel like i am playing mario cart. i will pwn anyone at that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:33pm

    i want to date you. whoever you are. awesome. just be forewarned that my ex boyfriend and i fought over mario kart & dr. mario on a daily basis.

  • Submitted by CarlozCesar on Sep 9, 10 at 12:12am

    Never have truer words been spoken

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:16pm

    10:25 is a feminist and thinks that she's better than men

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:14pm

    I fucked peach, gave toad a roundareach and then shiteris

  • Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Mar 28, 10 at 1:31am

    haha i would so beat you :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:00pm

    4:28, I know this is off topic but I have the LG enV (Verizon is my carrier), so my phone isn't the MOST current but it's not ancient by any means, and it won't let me do that!!! =( My friends with other providers can send me multiple "pages" and their phones just split it up automatically. I basically have to send the one text of 160 characters, then continue the msg in another one by hand. Pisses me off so much and I don't know how to fix it. Sorry, my rant is done lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:10am

    i could kick this dudes ass! as long as it was n64 mario kart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:28pm

    Wow. This guy = keeper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:41pm

    Wow. Please tell that to my boyfriend.

  • Submitted by shifterkart87 on Oct 7, 10 at 3:31am

    Hahahahahaahahahhh yup I definitely sent that text lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:40am

    this is F'in awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh MARO CAWT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:05am

    "female+ Driving=NO SURVIVORS video games not exluded." Excuse me, but I actually kick ass at Mario Kart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:13pm

    literally the perfect man, i think im love call me for sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:23pm

    Fuck that. I'll dominate anyone in mario kart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:52am

    I'm just saying, a guy wouldn't have to let me win ;) I would kick anyone's ass at Mario Kart.

  • Submitted by sntorres on Mar 5, 11 at 1:41am

    My girlfriend usually fucks me up in Mario kart she's good. But not as good when she's going down in me while I'm playing. Ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:32am

    Mario Kart is my game okay. Seriously its the only game I can kick anybody's ass at. So yeah bring it. LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:38pm

    4:03 yeah just to reiterate... youre a fucking douche

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    Submitted by wingman693 on Apr 13, 11 at 11:23am

    Super Smash Bros is way better.

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    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:35pm

    I'm a girl, and I fucking agree with dude here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:53pm

    that has to be Johnny from Washington College, no doubt in my mind he would say that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:58am

    ehhh. smash is when i mean business

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:05pm

    That game is one of the stupidest games ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:30pm

    i think this is the man i want to marry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:31am

    hi mr texter boy, let's fuck. i'm very turned on by your text message and would like you in my vag/mouth. thanks in advance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:24pm

    4:11- you can with at&t, too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:53pm

    OP, where I can I meet you? I'll bring the rings.

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    Submitted by mancusoproject on Jul 2, 10 at 3:37am

    Is terrible that I'm one of those guys, and i cant find a girl that doesn't want an asshole to save my life. To all of you guys who treat women bad..... Fuck. You. You're ruining it for us good guys and you need to be punched in the face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:14pm

    Fuckinggg loserrr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:49pm

    Who are you? Where are you? and How old are you? I am in love with you and you can always win at Mario Cart!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:31pm

    6:00 (#1) I have the same phone/carrier as you and I don't have that problem. My phone splits the messages into pages.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:28pm

    yea... lets get married... except get use to crying cause i will dominate you in mario kart... its just how it is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:03am

    Who ever this person was, I fucking love him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:29am

    You can't fuck around with that shit!! It's awesome game!!!! -kimma law

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:01am

    i love mc, toad is awesome :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:42pm

    Who are you? Where are you? and How old are you? I am in love with you and you can always win at Mario Cart!!!

  • Submitted by thatoneguy5319 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:47pm

    why don't women understand this?? it's a fairly simple concept...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:38pm

    ROCK ON!!!!! My feelings exactly

  • Submitted by deedsie_fool on Apr 5, 10 at 1:20am

    I'm in love.

  • Submitted by jawsshark on Jun 29, 10 at 9:33pm

    Maryland represent. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:37pm

    One does not simply LET znother beat you in Mario Kart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:01pm

    12:21 aww! lol looks like you need to find a girl on live =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:55pm

    @12:41 yea, that is usually true that young girls want the assholes, but we eventually grow out of it. nice score.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:33pm

    I know I am in love with this person @3:23

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    Submitted by kclapkat on Feb 22, 12 at 1:42am

    This is from Tosh.0 douche bag. Way to be original.

  • Submitted by tequillablonde on Jul 23, 10 at 1:45pm

    Love. Love. Love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:05pm

    Why won't it let me buy this shirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:59am

    Don't worry, she'll probably smoke you anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:50pm

    If a girl loses intentionally, she'd better be ready to fake more than lack of gaming prowess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:12pm

    This is a real man. Absolutely. Cheers to you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    My wife wishes she could beat me at Mario Kart

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    Submitted by BermudaGirl on Aug 5, 10 at 7:58pm

    I would be insulted of you did things any other way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:53pm

    this is the definition of my boyfriend right here haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous007 on Sep 11, 11 at 10:37pm

    My girlfriend rapes me at Mario cart... I feel so ashamed!

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    Submitted by lovelu2 on Jun 15, 11 at 5:44am

    Woooow. Second to all the girls saying that they'd marry this guy. Gentleman Mario Kart lover=greatness!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:37pm

    This ftw. Gotta love those cocky gamer boys... as long as they can walk the walk as much as they talk the talk ;)

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    Submitted by gfencer on Aug 16, 11 at 2:13am

    Tell that bitch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:45am

    2:16 A real feminist believes in equality. STFU.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:23pm

    Fucking a, I love you man ^-^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:26pm

    i rock pussy like a rok mario cart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:15am

    hell yes. i am not a moody person, but beat me in mario kart and i will be fucking bitter. i'm sorry.

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    Submitted by taybay46 on Oct 8, 11 at 10:59am

    Where are you... Marry me?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:58pm

    you do not fuck around with mario kart.

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    Submitted by iTron92 on May 20, 11 at 4:58am

    I agree. My girlfriend I pretty competitive at Mario Kart though. so it's all good!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:19pm

    Mario Kart huh.. Bring it!! Lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:10am

    female+ Driving=NO SURVIVORS video games not exluded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:42pm

    I've been with girls who asked me to let them win... not cool... It takes all the fun out of the game!

  • Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 23, 10 at 10:33am

    Hahhaha noooooo meeeerrrrrccccyyyy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:29pm

    i'm a virgin, but if a guy told me that i would bang him on the spot. then i would beat him at mario kart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:41pm

    I need to meet someone like you...I suck at MarioKart and I love gentlemen :)

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    Submitted by nateroy on Apr 26, 11 at 6:17am

    just remember to lay the banana down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:42pm

    Who are you? Where are you? and How old are you? I am in love with you and you can always win at Mario Cart!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:47am

    Sounds like a Barney Stinson line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:33pm

    I want to have this guy's babies. hell yeah, 443...represent!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:48pm

    Conversely, it's okay for a girl to lose on purpose right? stroke it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:57pm

    please, for the love of god, marry me immediately.

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    Submitted by TheWrightGuy on Aug 13, 11 at 12:38pm

    Fuckin epic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:17pm

    Hell Yeah! Mario Kart is the reason God let Japanese people invent Nintendo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:11pm

    4:03 - i know with verizon, messages to other verizon users aren't limited to 160 messages, you can go up to 7 "pages" of text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:02pm

    That's legit bro. Haha hella sic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:23am

    Dork,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:55pm

    this text explains my existence

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    Submitted by SammieBowBammie on Apr 5, 12 at 10:42pm

    challenge accepted my friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 7:42pm

    SMS may be limited to 160 characters but with my phone you can keep typing forever and it will automatically break down the text into seperate texts, and you can go back to it in the sent folder and it will show up as one text. Not entirely bullshit, my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:52am

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  • Submitted by Swag on Jan 23, 10 at 12:55am

    Whoever's text that was.. I will BEAT you!!!! I challenge you to a race.. Mario Kart 64 or bust

  • Submitted by spaulding5 on Apr 21, 10 at 8:05pm

    I'll say I'm going kick anyones ass in boxing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:36pm

    Online gaming let's get screen names and play

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:44pm

    Hahaha this is my boyfriend EXACTLY

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    Submitted by chris102093 on Jun 7, 11 at 3:19pm

    My mother fucking nigga

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:59am

    I'm playin Mario kart wii as I read this whooping ass and I completely agree wit u 100%. I'm too good to just purposely lose. It would be commutingtreason to myself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:38pm

    Just follow the trail of banana peels in fed hill...

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    Submitted by S_P_Q_R on Oct 25, 10 at 6:21pm

    The line must be drawn...it is the only way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:30am

    I love chivalrous guys!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:34pm

    I will marry you and have your children.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:40am

    yea, this guy does sound perfect. =) where the hell have you been and can we make clones??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:38pm

    6:00 #1 here. 6:31, i try to do that, and when i send a msg longer than 160 characters to a non-verizon phone, i get a text from a crazy long number saying msgs over the limit are sent to non-verizon customers with only the 1st 160 characters....... =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:16am

    fuck yeah, no mercy on mario cart!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:55am

    Let's get married. :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:23pm

    its jam out with your clam out

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    Submitted by nerdgirl88 on Nov 24, 11 at 3:10am

    never i always win

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    Submitted by NSeman on May 31, 11 at 8:03pm

    I wish my man was exactly like you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:49pm

    Omg- you might be the man of my dreams. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:13am

    ...awesome text, this guy should post his number for you all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:55pm

    where can i find this man? and he wouldn't have to let me win, i'd kick his ass!

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    Submitted by rico69suave on Sep 5, 11 at 10:13pm

    ehh not as funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:10am

    omg it's my boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:20pm

    exactly how i feel awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:47am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA MARIO KART BEATS YOU!!!

  • Submitted by couchpotato on Feb 8, 10 at 10:33pm

    Lol. I totally did this to a boyfriend. We were playing after fooling around, and I lost the first time, but as soon as I ditched the WII mote for the gamecube one, I kicked his butt. 3 times in a row.... he was not happy with me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    You fart video games at breakfast? That sucks.

  • Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:12am

    I can definitely compromise.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:04am

    Kart is serious buisness. Go MD!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:09pm

    as long as it's super nintendo, i would hand your ass to you in mario kart

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    Submitted by vodkaluvver on Jul 7, 12 at 11:31pm

    this sounds way too much like my boyfriend

  • Submitted by westgmary on Jul 2, 10 at 5:02pm

    Marry me?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:56am

    This guy sounds perfect for me.

  • Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 25, 10 at 4:29pm

    are we the same person? seriously you don't fuck around when it comes to mario kart/beerio kart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:23pm

    umm... date me? (though I am pretty awesome at Mario Kart and would probably take you down). lol

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    Submitted by callmeerink on Apr 16, 12 at 1:04pm

    Story of my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:14pm

    For sure, don't fuck with Mario Kart

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    Submitted by manno22830 on Feb 14, 12 at 7:12am

    I'm the same way

  • Submitted by Sofiejer on Oct 11, 10 at 5:48pm

    Funny day when she does beat you and your giving it all you got

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    Submitted by Dawnalisa526 on Aug 25, 12 at 10:00pm

    Lol I would so kick your ass at mario kart

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    Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 15, 12 at 3:42am

    I challenge any female.gamers to any game that I would like and if you beat me ill marry you :)

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    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:19pm

    aww, my dream man

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    Submitted by 3lR3y on Aug 25, 11 at 10:57pm

    I couldnt give up cod..., EVR

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:20pm

    DEWD, this guys is AMAZING!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:34pm

    Tru dat. Mario = win!!

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    Submitted by HappyReaper on Dec 9, 11 at 11:01pm

    This is what people like me have wanted to say since the beginning of Atari. Thank you, sir, for making it known.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 11 at 6:27pm

    Shocking how I have actually sent this text before lmao..

  • Submitted by admjwt on Jun 2, 10 at 8:03pm

    Mario kart u dnt mess around with sumtin so serious. kick her ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:23pm

    HERO. That's all there is to it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:08pm

    this is exactly like my boyfriend hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    Challenge her to a game of Mario Cart and then fuck her throat, she can't win while gagging on cock.

    • Submitted by waffles on Jan 15, 10 at 10:17pm

      im not sure whether to thumbs up that or thumbs down it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:07pm

    awesome, bravo. you are my hero bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:14am

    Lol I think me n this guy were separated at birth lol

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    Submitted by DeathAwait5U on Dec 6, 12 at 9:35am

    Change Mario cart to any video game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:03 you're a Dumbass. i don't understand what ancient phone you're apparently using, but phone's tend to let you type as much as you want and it just sends multiple pages. Fucking idiot.

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    Submitted by harrypotter36 on May 21, 12 at 9:14pm

    That is 100% not a word of lie my boyfriend. I just want to win ONCE! Hahaha

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    Submitted by livelaughliove on Nov 11, 12 at 5:15am

    I will beat you at Mario kart. I've made many boys cry because they've lost to a girl!

  • Submitted by maddawgice on May 7, 11 at 4:44pm

    i would marry you. but id still kick your ass at mario kart..