I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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This text is the story of my life. Mario Kart is serious business.
And serious business is very, very serious.
I once played CoD with a HOT girl and she kicked my ass then we had sex.
something you wouldnt mind losing to if thats the prize
Why can't I meet all the girls here who would marry this man? I AM this man!!
dude marry me then.
Ha! Love to all the fellow female gamers out there that would never need to have a man LET her win! We ROCK!! ;)
I'm laughing at all these young girls who can't find a guy who opens doors for them. They're all, "OMG!! I wish I could find a guy like that!!" Truth is, there are tons of guys like that. But what you all REALLY want is guys to treat you like shit. As soon as a guy pulls a chair out for you, it's "OMG!! He's too fucking NICE!!"
BTW, Mario Kart score is 8590!
agreed. they only go for the stupid jocks that fuck up their life in the ending
since sms messages are limited to 160 characters... I call bullshit...
actually most of this website is bullshit.
Whoever you are, do me. A gentleman and Mario kart? I love you.
naw fuck Luigi, its all about Yoshi.
I'd be pissed if he let me win.
shiiiiiit. i'll let you win at any game if you're treating me that good all the time.
if you DARE let me beat you in mario kart, we are done.
if you even THINK about letting me beat you in mario kart, we are done.
my man's got a struggle ahead of him because i dominate at mario kart. =]
Wow. Please tell that to my boyfriend.
Ik this guy who got his ass handed to him in mc by his gf and he started crying
Who are you? I want to marry you!
oh my god i so know who this is
i think im in love with this person.
this is the perfect guy for me.. except im a mario kart champion.. it wouldn't work out.
I shall ignore all above posts as my dirty lymrics are lacking.
I don't need a man to be chivalrous when playing mario kart. I would kick his ass legitmately and not feel bad about it afterwards.
You tell him sister!
I don't know who wrote this...but I think you are my soul mate!!! :) Just sayin.
i could kick this dudes ass! as long as it was n64 mario kart
ehhh. smash is when i mean business
My wife wishes she could beat me at Mario Kart
i love mc, toad is awesome :)
you sir are me in maryland!
"female+ Driving=NO SURVIVORS video games not exluded."
Excuse me, but I actually kick ass at Mario Kart.
cool out with your toadstool out
i want to date you. whoever you are. awesome. just be forewarned that my ex boyfriend and i fought over mario kart & dr. mario on a daily basis.
I once watched a girl play Mario Kart in the middle of a fight between 2 Jews and a dickhead.
this is the definition of my boyfriend right here haha
4:28, I know this is off topic but I have the LG enV (Verizon is my carrier), so my phone isn't the MOST current but it's not ancient by any means, and it won't let me do that!!! =( My friends with other providers can send me multiple "pages" and their phones just split it up automatically. I basically have to send the one text of 160 characters, then continue the msg in another one by hand. Pisses me off so much and I don't know how to fix it. Sorry, my rant is done lol.
i agree, i'd marry him.
This is how I attempt to craft every text message I send. So brilliant. He got laid.
I fucked peach, gave toad a roundareach and then shiteris
this is F'in awesome
One does not simply LET znother beat you in Mario Kart
Who are you? Where are you? and How old are you? I am in love with you and you can always win at Mario Cart!!!
10:25 is a feminist and thinks that she's better than men
Actually, 3:35, farting video games sounds very cost effective. I mean, if you fart them out, doesn't that mean you don't have to pay for them?
Don't worry, she'll probably smoke you anyway
ROCK ON!!!!! My feelings exactly
OP, where I can I meet you? I'll bring the rings.
I'm a girl, and I fucking agree with dude here.
yea, that is usually true that young girls want the assholes, but we eventually grow out of it.
My girl beat me at mario kart last week. FUCK YOU BLUE SHELL
Woooow. Second to all the girls saying that they'd marry this guy. Gentleman Mario Kart lover=greatness!
2:16 A real feminist believes in equality. STFU.
this text explains my existence
sometimes when i drive high i feel like i am playing mario cart. i will pwn anyone at that shit.
best TFLN ever, ever
This is from Tosh.0 douche bag. Way to be original.
i'm a virgin, but if a guy told me that i would bang him on the spot. then i would beat him at mario kart.
Do not let me win. I can and will win because I have the ability, but letting me win is grounds for ending a relationship.
The only time that can be broken is during strip games and you want to keep things even. I've thrown a few soul calibur matches just so i wouldn't be fully clothed and my boy all naked. That can be fun too though.
Wow. This guy = keeper.
I know I am in love with this person @3:23
yea... lets get married... except get use to crying cause i will dominate you in mario kart... its just how it is.
This is a real man. Absolutely. Cheers to you.
Well played, sir. Well played.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh MARO CAWT
I would be insulted of you did things any other way
4:11- you can with at&t, too.
hi mr texter boy,
i'm very turned on by your text message and would like you in my vag/mouth.
thanks in advance.
you do not fuck around with mario kart.
4:03 - i know with verizon, messages to other verizon users aren't limited to 160 messages, you can go up to 7 "pages" of text
I know this text this was my friend.
You can't fuck around with that shit!! It's awesome game!!!!
6:00 (#1) I have the same phone/carrier as you and I don't have that problem. My phone splits the messages into pages.
I need to meet someone like you...I suck at MarioKart and I love gentlemen :)
i think this is the man i want to marry.
never i always win
I'm just saying, a guy wouldn't have to let me win ;) I would kick anyone's ass at Mario Kart.
Fucking a, I love you man ^-^
its jam out with your clam out
aww, my dream man
Never have truer words been spoken
yea, this guy does sound perfect. =) where the hell have you been and can we make clones??
Hahhaha noooooo meeeerrrrrccccyyyy!
Why won't it let me buy this shirt
That game is one of the stupidest games ever.
Fuck that. I'll dominate anyone in mario kart.
Tell that bitch!
Super Smash Bros is way better.
haha i would so beat you :)
Lol. I totally did this to a boyfriend. We were playing after fooling around, and I lost the first time, but as soon as I ditched the WII mote for the gamecube one, I kicked his butt. 3 times in a row.... he was not happy with me
I will marry you and have your children.
Who ever this person was, I fucking love him.
I've been with girls who asked me to let them win... not cool...
It takes all the fun out of the game!
that has to be Johnny from Washington College, no doubt in my mind he would say that!
4:03 yeah just to reiterate... youre a fucking douche
please, for the love of god, marry me immediately.
I want to have this guy's babies.
hell yeah, 443...represent!!!!!
sounds like my soulmate. I own a super nintendo for a reason. I need to meet this guy.
My girlfriend rapes me at Mario cart... I feel so ashamed!
My girlfriend usually fucks me up in Mario kart she's good. But not as good when she's going down in me while I'm playing. Ha
Love. Love. Love.
Whoever's text that was.. I will BEAT you!!!! I challenge you to a race.. Mario Kart 64 or bust
If a girl loses intentionally, she'd better be ready to fake more than lack of gaming prowess.
Hahaha this is my boyfriend EXACTLY
Mario Kart is my game okay. Seriously its the only game I can kick anybody's ass at. So yeah bring it. LOL
My mother fucking nigga
I'm playin Mario kart wii as I read this whooping ass and I completely agree wit u 100%. I'm too good to just purposely lose. It would be commutingtreason to myself
Conversely, it's okay for a girl to lose on purpose right? stroke it.
exactly how i feel
Is terrible that I'm one of those guys, and i cant find a girl that doesn't want an asshole to save my life. To all of you guys who treat women bad..... Fuck. You. You're ruining it for us good guys and you need to be punched in the face.
I love chivalrous guys!!!!!!!!!
awesome, bravo. you are my hero bro
Mario Kart huh.. Bring it!! Lol.
hell yes. i am not a moody person, but beat me in mario kart and i will be fucking bitter. i'm sorry.
female+ Driving=NO SURVIVORS video games not exluded.
where can i find this man?
and he wouldn't have to let me win, i'd kick his ass!
Let's get married. :]
3:19 for the win my superhero!
I agree. My girlfriend I pretty competitive at Mario Kart though. so it's all good!!!
omg it's my boyfriend.
Mario kart u dnt mess around with sumtin so serious. kick her ass
Kart is serious buisness. Go MD!
...awesome text, this guy should post his number for you all
Gotta love those cocky gamer boys... as long as they can walk the walk as much as they talk the talk ;)
why don't women understand this?? it's a fairly simple concept...
Online gaming let's get screen names and play
just remember to lay the banana down
For sure, don't fuck with Mario Kart
i rock pussy like a rok mario cart
as long as it's super nintendo, i would hand your ass to you in mario kart
Change Mario cart to any video game
Maryland represent. :)
Hell Yeah! Mario Kart is the reason God let Japanese people invent Nintendo
6:00 #1 here.
6:31, i try to do that, and when i send a msg longer than 160 characters to a non-verizon phone, i get a text from a crazy long number saying msgs over the limit are sent to non-verizon customers with only the 1st 160 characters....... =(
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MARIO KART BEATS YOU!!!
You fart video games at breakfast? That sucks.
12:21 aww! lol looks like you need to find a girl on live =)
Hahahahahaahahahhh yup I definitely sent that text lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will beat you at Mario kart. I've made many boys cry because they've lost to a girl!
Where are you... Marry me?
Story of my life
This is what people like me have wanted to say since the beginning of Atari. Thank you, sir, for making it known.
ehh not as funny.
umm... date me? (though I am pretty awesome at Mario Kart and would probably take you down). lol
I challenge any female.gamers to any game that I would like and if you beat me ill marry you :)
I couldnt give up cod..., EVR
HERO. That's all there is to it
literally the perfect man, i think im love call me for sure
I'll say I'm going kick anyones ass in boxing
That's legit bro. Haha hella sic
Just follow the trail of banana peels in fed hill...
Funny day when she does beat you and your giving it all you got
This guy sounds perfect for me.
fuck yeah, no mercy on mario cart!
Lol I would so kick your ass at mario kart
I can definitely compromise.
Sounds like a Barney Stinson line.
Omg- you might be the man of my dreams. :)
I'm the same way
SMS may be limited to 160 characters but with my phone you can keep typing forever and it will automatically break down the text into seperate texts, and you can go back to it in the sent folder and it will show up as one text. Not entirely bullshit, my friend.
The line must be drawn...it is the only way
this sounds way too much like my boyfriend
Challenge her to a game of Mario Cart and then fuck her throat, she can't win while gagging on cock.
im not sure whether to thumbs up that or thumbs down it
I'm in love.
this is exactly like my boyfriend hahaha
challenge accepted my friend
are we the same person? seriously you don't fuck around when it comes to mario kart/beerio kart
Tru dat. Mario = win!!
4:03 you're a Dumbass. i don't understand what ancient phone you're apparently using, but phone's tend to let you type as much as you want and it just sends multiple pages. Fucking idiot.
I wish my man was exactly like you.
i would marry you. but id still kick your ass at mario kart..
Shocking how I have actually sent this text before lmao..
That is 100% not a word of lie my boyfriend. I just want to win ONCE! Hahaha
DEWD, this guys is AMAZING!!!!
Lol I think me n this guy were separated at birth lol