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  • Gameboy is the shit, quit hating on one of the best inventions ever.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 14, 11 at 2:20pm
  • Obviously! Leave my gameboy alone you bitch!

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:14pm
  • a. you've said "no", one too many times...\nb. you're obviously not communicating your sexual needs...\nc. his magical mind reader is on the fritz again... \nd. you're too cheap to buy your own batteries, or a good shower head...

    Submitted by carter_ronin on Oct 14, 11 at 2:25pm
  • Buy him an Xbox, play Halo, have the controller near your fun zone and both of you will have hours of entertainment. 

    Submitted by colan08 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:24pm
  • A good girlfriend would buy him a wii. Then just steal the whole remote.

    Submitted by on_the_clock on Oct 14, 11 at 2:19pm
  • Chucklez421 is somehow connected with Ga peach. They are both long-winded.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 14, 11 at 8:35pm
  • Yeah, he's more interested in old games... What does that say about the two of you?

    Submitted by mustangman07 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:14pm
  • maybe without the gameboy he will have time for you and you wont need the vibrator

    Submitted by jackierocks on Oct 15, 11 at 7:33am
  • It would be nice if he would give up the games so you wouldn't need the vibrator!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 15, 11 at 11:33am
  • The fail is strong with this one..you sound like a man-hater and obviously cut him off long ago, why torment him more and keep him around? Oh that's right, batteries..l my bad

    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 14, 11 at 8:20pm
  • I would leave you if you did that, I'm not even joking. Use your hand, you lazy, thieving bitch!

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 14, 11 at 10:47pm
  • He plays gameboy while you need a vibrator?

    Submitted by EdgeO on Oct 15, 11 at 9:11am
  • And niether one makes any good points.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 14, 11 at 8:37pm
  • What a cunt!

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 14, 11 at 4:08pm
  • wow, every comment under this one is missing the point. She stole the batteries because he wasn't there, hence, she needed the batteries and had the opportunity to steal them... idiots

    Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Oct 25, 11 at 3:23am
  • He's doing it wrong...not many times I would prefer gameboy over vjay...unless she is so ugly/annoying the gameboy is a btter option

    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Oct 14, 11 at 5:07pm
  • Why haven't you got batteries? Did you piss off your best friend ?

    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 14, 11 at 5:02pm
  • @ReesesPoofs - you meant VIBRATORS are the best inventions ever, right???

    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 15, 11 at 3:03am