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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 14, 11 at 2:20pm

    Gameboy is the shit, quit hating on one of the best inventions ever.

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    Submitted by on_the_clock on Oct 14, 11 at 2:19pm

    A good girlfriend would buy him a wii. Then just steal the whole remote.

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    Submitted by carter_ronin on Oct 14, 11 at 2:25pm

    a. you've said "no", one too many times...\nb. you're obviously not communicating your sexual needs...\nc. his magical mind reader is on the fritz again... \nd. you're too cheap to buy your own batteries, or a good shower head...

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    Submitted by NPH9384 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:14pm

    Obviously! Leave my gameboy alone you bitch!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:24pm

    Buy him an Xbox, play Halo, have the controller near your fun zone and both of you will have hours of entertainment. 

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    Submitted by mustangman07 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:14pm

    Yeah, he's more interested in old games... What does that say about the two of you?

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 14, 11 at 8:35pm

    Chucklez421 is somehow connected with Ga peach. They are both long-winded.

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    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 15, 11 at 3:03am

    @ReesesPoofs - you meant VIBRATORS are the best inventions ever, right???

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    Submitted by jackierocks on Oct 15, 11 at 7:33am

    maybe without the gameboy he will have time for you and you wont need the vibrator

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    Submitted by EdgeO on Oct 15, 11 at 9:11am

    He plays gameboy while you need a vibrator?

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 15, 11 at 11:33am

    It would be nice if he would give up the games so you wouldn't need the vibrator!

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 14, 11 at 8:37pm

    And niether one makes any good points.

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    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 14, 11 at 5:02pm

    Why haven't you got batteries? Did you piss off your best friend ?

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    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 14, 11 at 8:20pm

    The fail is strong with this one..you sound like a man-hater and obviously cut him off long ago, why torment him more and keep him around? Oh that's right, batteries..l my bad

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    Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Oct 25, 11 at 3:23am

    wow, every comment under this one is missing the point. She stole the batteries because he wasn't there, hence, she needed the batteries and had the opportunity to steal them... idiots

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 14, 11 at 10:47pm

    I would leave you if you did that, I'm not even joking. Use your hand, you lazy, thieving bitch!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 14, 11 at 4:08pm

    What a cunt!

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    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Oct 14, 11 at 5:07pm

    He's doing it wrong...not many times I would prefer gameboy over vjay...unless she is so ugly/annoying the gameboy is a btter option