He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Ooooooh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Clamcunt-Nopants!
If he calls it a "magic clam", I'd wash it more often if I were you...
I remember 9th grade
If only this worked in real life
Hopefully you used a condom, or that "clam" is gonna pop out a "pearl".
I like magic clam. It's mermaid-ey.
Yea I agree with the first person
Ohh the magic cunt shell! Ask it something.
If that worked, I wouldn't fuck you with somebody else's dick. Just saying.
I wouldn't have played along....
I remember kindergarten.
Call up your dentist. Tell him he's a little BITCH!