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(402): View more from Nebraska

We're going to catch a squirrel this summer

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete

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(914): View more from New York

I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

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You're an idiot.

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(720): View more from Colorado

So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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(813): View more from Florida

The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard

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Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.

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(914): View more from New York

If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.

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