If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Dogs are GREAT for picking up men/women. My golden retreiver is a skilled wingman.
@ eightyeight: no one cares how many dicks you had in your mouth last night. you can quit counting. fucktard.
But if I wake up later... Then what?
Just no Italian, calzones make him gassy.
The first thing I would do is worry.
Hey douche, whether you say first or eighty eight your are still a fucking moron.
First is still the worst. But he's both. Misery, self-loathing, and depression, all compounded?
He wasn't held enough as a child... Feels the need to cry for attention now.
I'll hold him.... By the back of the neck as I lovingly shove his face into the nice comfy concrete. Maybe that will fill his lost desires.