Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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That analogy is a little strange, and yet, awesome
Very very odd, and yet I just realised I spent quite a few mins trying to figure out what that felt like.
I have no idea how that would even work, but I like it. Make sure to get him a little hat or some hair ties for next time, so he'll feel more prepared.
There are hog farms in the 402. I think that he actually means the tails of pigs
With that knowledge, I totally re-read this text in a different light haha. Thanks!
this made me lol so hard