So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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Prison life just got a little sunnier.
props for an epic comment
Fucking inspired, dude.
I know everyone here hopes you don't wind up accidentally pregnant
I understand the mascara but how did you manage "accidental" shower sex...? Like, did he slip and it just happened to fall in or something?
How does one "accidentally" have shower sex?
I believe she meant "unexpectedly" instead
Gives new meaning to singing in tbe rain.
Jealous. Go get em tiger.
Don't they teach you to be prepared in Girl Scouts? Buying waterproof mascara should never be accidental.