my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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The garr damn Mongorrians broke down my shittty wall
then the chinese man jumped out from behind the pile of dirt and yelled ....supplies!
The land of scooby doo?
When the Chinese finally adopt democracy, theyll have a HUGE ERECTION DAY!! too bad their erections won't be huge to match XD
3:30 you are my official hero
Umm, not going to lie, this is the funniest TFLN I've ever read.
3:25 - Watch Team America.
1: 45, not having to work for what you have isn't something to brag about, and I'll bet you've laughed at a blonde joke or a black joke or anything else that insults a group of people. P.S. Get over yourself!
"Hahahaha 3:44 #2
Wow. Um.... wow. You can mistake a continent for a country, or you can spell it wrong, but I'm pretty sure you lose all right to call someone a retard (as if you had that right in the first place) if you do both.
bhahahhaahhaahhaa. @ the joke that started with 3:40.
Asian girrl, I know what you do, you rike to make rove, all night rong, onry five dorrar
You vely hornee, onry five dorrar.
But, you will get old one day, and you will be soo vely vely roonrey
So, you must save your five dorrars, and not let those shitty Mongorrians bleak down your warl
Hahaha, best one ever!!
Tis da season to be jorry fa ra ra ra raa ra ra ra raaaa
i'm guessing he's from the country of new jersey - the usa couldn't take it anymore and got rid of it, sorry folks
me chinese, me know what, me put pee pee in your cup. you have clothes like a dick head.
ROFLMAO GOD i hope this isnt fake. by far the funniest TFLN i've read. i cant say it without the team america accent XD
Japan. Other Asian people can pronounce their L's just fine. It's just that Japanese people don't use L's in their language.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."
Oh a shooting star LICORICE!
LMAO... I'm Soo Wonley.
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom.
1:45am owned is def the correct term,
First post that I literaly laughted out loud!! Hilarious!
You bitches are so funny. Sucks that you are all obese. Go fucking eat your Mcdonalds ahahahahah.
Love, a NON asian.
p.s. asian girls are sexxxxxxxyyyyy
FUC YOU UNKNOWN ERROR
that was the BEST ONE I HAVE EVER READ hahaha.. i loved it.
Hahahaha i laughed out loud at this one
ILLINOIS REPRESENT! "The" University takin over tfln today. yeah he's likely Korean, since all you retards can't follow the Team America reference!
hes chinese. you go to umd right?
At 1:45. Now youve also proven they have no sense of irony and they get mad worked up over nothing
are you going to finish the joke?? what happened after the scotsman said that????
I bet he has a small penis too
thailand! i think i have him haha u of i?
i'm the smawrtest, most cwever, most physicwy fit, but nobody else seems to rearerize it
What county is he from...
SUPPLIES WOULD BE TRANSLATED TO SUPPRIES LIKE SURPRISE... i don't know.. makes sense ?
Cause Asia is a country. Maybe you should question the abilitys of your geography professor?
How harriarious raff out roud!
You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
def fake, all math professors would just write the symbol || to represent parallel
x || y
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
Meeting, Japanese guy wanted to say Blah, Blah, Blah, which doesn't translate and he said, Bra, Bra, Bra.
3:25 do you live in a box or are you just asian and don't get it?
Why did the Chinese decide to buy the Hummer
11:30.. all of them? really? every single one?
nah. koreans get the ls and rs mixed up too. also thai & people from hong kong
I love shlimp flied lice
you obviously haven't seen the large amount of fat Asians lol, if they are thin they are from the motherland. either fobs or fatties take your pick.
Lame, my brother in law tried telling this joke last year.
loved this one, laughed and woke the cat!!!!
WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
deck the halls we boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa
Asian girls are whores :)
Because they can't pronounce Cadirrac!
12:55, choke on a thick one-you are a fine example of a load that would have been better off swallowed.
1 45 I hope you dye in your sleep. And I misspelled that on purpose to get around mods. You dumb bitch go suck a tiny jap peniiiis
aww giv the guy a break. i bet if we went to their country and attempted to speak their language we'd get laughed at too. hence y hes a math professor an not an english professor.
Is the correct answer Lithuania?
What country is the professor from?
Hahahaha 3:44 #2
Its fun to see all my different racial backgrounds argue over nothing...(I am literally every major racial group in America)
5:45 or he doesn't care
totally laughed out loud to this one
nope...no asians can pronounce any letters in the english language. it's fact, that's why they draw pictures instead of writing. cause they not smart and stuff
back up your ass to the ressurection
hahahaha i really wish i could link you my picture right about now, silly.
but i'm not going to because that's just sketchy. just visualize.
5'5" 100 lbs 34 C
not a fob or a fatty at all... sorry sweetie.
"cause they not smart and stuff"
That is some impeccable grammar right there. I'll have you know I'm a 17 year old asian girl. I speak english perfectly. I can draw well, so what? I'm captain of the varsity cheerleading team as well as varsity basketball. I also have a 3.8 gpa (I don't study, instead I get fucked up in my spare time) Anyways, why are you putting Asians down just because most of them are successful?
Hahahahaha you obese fuckers.
welp i'm not asian and i don't live in a box, and i still don't understand the reference. but i still laughed lol
5:30 ur like the king of chinks huh
I didn't know that there were math classes at night. Either you don't understand what "texts from last NIGHT" means or you really do take math classes at night. Either way, you're an idiot.
I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
@ 1:05 - fmarry me? :P