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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:30pm

    The garr damn Mongorrians broke down my shittty wall

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:10pm

    then the chinese man jumped out from behind the pile of dirt and yelled ....supplies!

  • 89 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:27pm

    Umm, not going to lie, this is the funniest TFLN I've ever read. 3:25 - Watch Team America.

  • 79 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:24pm

    LMAO... I'm Soo Wonley.

  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:18pm

    Hahaha, best one ever!!

  • 77 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:36pm

    The land of scooby doo?

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:25pm

    "Hahahaha 3:44 #2 He's asain Retard" Wow. Um.... wow. You can mistake a continent for a country, or you can spell it wrong, but I'm pretty sure you lose all right to call someone a retard (as if you had that right in the first place) if you do both.

  • 64 45
    Submitted by nikoliss on Jun 18, 10 at 10:46pm

    When the Chinese finally adopt democracy, theyll have a HUGE ERECTION DAY!! too bad their erections won't be huge to match XD

  • 63 43
    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:28am

    Tis da season to be jorry fa ra ra ra raa ra ra ra raaaa

  • 55 29
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 14, 10 at 12:45am

    3:30 you are my official hero

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:56pm

    Hahahaha i laughed out loud at this one

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:26pm

    i'm guessing he's from the country of new jersey - the usa couldn't take it anymore and got rid of it, sorry folks

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:00am

    1:45am owned is def the correct term,

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:47pm

    1: 45, not having to work for what you have isn't something to brag about, and I'll bet you've laughed at a blonde joke or a black joke or anything else that insults a group of people. P.S. Get over yourself!

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:32pm

    I love shlimp flied lice

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:49am

    Asian girrl, I know what you do, you rike to make rove, all night rong, onry five dorrar You vely hornee, onry five dorrar. But, you will get old one day, and you will be soo vely vely roonrey So, you must save your five dorrars, and not let those shitty Mongorrians bleak down your warl

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:07pm

    deck the halls we boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    bhahahhaahhaahhaa. @ the joke that started with 3:40.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:55pm

    11:30.. all of them? really? every single one?

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:40pm

    An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:15pm

    Japan. Other Asian people can pronounce their L's just fine. It's just that Japanese people don't use L's in their language. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:26pm

    Oh a shooting star LICORICE!

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:54am

    hes chinese. you go to umd right?

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:55pm

    are you going to finish the joke?? what happened after the scotsman said that????

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:55pm

    You bitches are so funny. Sucks that you are all obese. Go fucking eat your Mcdonalds ahahahahah. Love, a NON asian. p.s. asian girls are sexxxxxxxyyyyy

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:28pm

    me chinese, me know what, me put pee pee in your cup. you have clothes like a dick head.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:52am

    ILLINOIS REPRESENT! "The" University takin over tfln today. yeah he's likely Korean, since all you retards can't follow the Team America reference!

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:14pm

    5:30 ur like the king of chinks huh

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:59am

    WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:00pm

    5:15PM nah. koreans get the ls and rs mixed up too. also thai & people from hong kong

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:29pm

    i'm the smawrtest, most cwever, most physicwy fit, but nobody else seems to rearerize it

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:44am

    At 1:45. Now youve also proven they have no sense of irony and they get mad worked up over nothing

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:27am

    Its fun to see all my different racial backgrounds argue over nothing...(I am literally every major racial group in America)

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:11pm

    totally laughed out loud to this one

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:50pm

    5:45 or he doesn't care

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:53am

    Asian girls are whores :)

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:18pm

    Lame, my brother in law tried telling this joke last year.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:10pm

    FUC YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:43pm

    Meeting, Japanese guy wanted to say Blah, Blah, Blah, which doesn't translate and he said, Bra, Bra, Bra. 3:25 do you live in a box or are you just asian and don't get it?

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:29am

    How harriarious raff out roud!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:08pm

    SUPPLIES WOULD BE TRANSLATED TO SUPPRIES LIKE SURPRISE... i don't know.. makes sense ?

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:26pm

    I bet he has a small penis too

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:30pm

    nope...no asians can pronounce any letters in the english language. it's fact, that's why they draw pictures instead of writing. cause they not smart and stuff

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:57am

    @ 1:05 - fmarry me? :P

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:05am

    hahahaha i really wish i could link you my picture right about now, silly. but i'm not going to because that's just sketchy. just visualize. 5'5" 100 lbs 34 C not a fob or a fatty at all... sorry sweetie. thanks though.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:55pm

    1 45 I hope you dye in your sleep. And I misspelled that on purpose to get around mods. You dumb bitch go suck a tiny jap peniiiis

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:45am

    @ 5:30 "cause they not smart and stuff" That is some impeccable grammar right there. I'll have you know I'm a 17 year old asian girl. I speak english perfectly. I can draw well, so what? I'm captain of the varsity cheerleading team as well as varsity basketball. I also have a 3.8 gpa (I don't study, instead I get fucked up in my spare time) Anyways, why are you putting Asians down just because most of them are successful? Hahahahaha you obese fuckers.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:44pm

    12:55, choke on a thick one-you are a fine example of a load that would have been better off swallowed.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:35pm

    What county is he from...

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:48pm

    First post that I literaly laughted out loud!! Hilarious!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:59am

    aww giv the guy a break. i bet if we went to their country and attempted to speak their language we'd get laughed at too. hence y hes a math professor an not an english professor.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:35pm

    that was the BEST ONE I HAVE EVER READ hahaha.. i loved it.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:32pm

    back up your ass to the ressurection

  • 45 58
    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Mar 11, 10 at 11:19pm

    ROFLMAO GOD i hope this isnt fake. by far the funniest TFLN i've read. i cant say it without the team america accent XD

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:58am

    Because they can't pronounce Cadirrac!

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:17am

    Cause Asia is a country. Maybe you should question the abilitys of your geography professor?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:53pm

    Hahahaha 3:44 #2 He's asain Retard

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:44pm

    welp i'm not asian and i don't live in a box, and i still don't understand the reference. but i still laughed lol

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:57am

    Why did the Chinese decide to buy the Hummer Brand?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:23pm

    loved this one, laughed and woke the cat!!!!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:51am

    I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:50pm

    thailand! i think i have him haha u of i?

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:44pm

    Is the correct answer Lithuania? What country is the professor from?

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:30pm

    def fake, all math professors would just write the symbol || to represent parallel x || y

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:45pm

    I didn't know that there were math classes at night. Either you don't understand what "texts from last NIGHT" means or you really do take math classes at night. Either way, you're an idiot.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:43pm

    you obviously haven't seen the large amount of fat Asians lol, if they are thin they are from the motherland. either fobs or fatties take your pick.