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  • The garr damn Mongorrians broke down my shittty wall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:30pm
  • then the chinese man jumped out from behind the pile of dirt and yelled ....supplies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:10pm
  • The land of scooby doo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:36pm
  • When the Chinese finally adopt democracy, theyll have a HUGE ERECTION DAY!! too bad their erections won't be huge to match XD

    Submitted by nikoliss on Jun 18, 10 at 10:46pm
  • 3:30 you are my official hero

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 14, 10 at 12:45am
  • 1: 45, not having to work for what you have isn't something to brag about, and I'll bet you've laughed at a blonde joke or a black joke or anything else that insults a group of people. P.S. Get over yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Umm, not going to lie, this is the funniest TFLN I've ever read. 3:25 - Watch Team America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:27pm
  • "Hahahaha 3:44 #2 He's asain Retard" Wow. Um.... wow. You can mistake a continent for a country, or you can spell it wrong, but I'm pretty sure you lose all right to call someone a retard (as if you had that right in the first place) if you do both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:25pm
  • me chinese, me know what, me put pee pee in your cup. you have clothes like a dick head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:28pm
  • bhahahhaahhaahhaa. @ the joke that started with 3:40.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Hahaha, best one ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Tis da season to be jorry fa ra ra ra raa ra ra ra raaaa

    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:28am
  • Asian girrl, I know what you do, you rike to make rove, all night rong, onry five dorrar You vely hornee, onry five dorrar. But, you will get old one day, and you will be soo vely vely roonrey So, you must save your five dorrars, and not let those shitty Mongorrians bleak down your warl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:49am
  • i'm guessing he's from the country of new jersey - the usa couldn't take it anymore and got rid of it, sorry folks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:26pm
  • ROFLMAO GOD i hope this isnt fake. by far the funniest TFLN i've read. i cant say it without the team america accent XD

    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Mar 11, 10 at 11:19pm
  • The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Oh a shooting star LICORICE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:26pm
  • LMAO... I'm Soo Wonley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:24pm
  • First post that I literaly laughted out loud!! Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Japan. Other Asian people can pronounce their L's just fine. It's just that Japanese people don't use L's in their language. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:15pm
  • You bitches are so funny. Sucks that you are all obese. Go fucking eat your Mcdonalds ahahahahah. Love, a NON asian. p.s. asian girls are sexxxxxxxyyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:55pm
  • He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:41pm
  • hes chinese. you go to umd right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:54am
  • 1:45am owned is def the correct term,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:00am
  • Hahahaha i laughed out loud at this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I bet he has a small penis too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:26pm
  • FUC YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i'm the smawrtest, most cwever, most physicwy fit, but nobody else seems to rearerize it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:29pm
  • ILLINOIS REPRESENT! "The" University takin over tfln today. yeah he's likely Korean, since all you retards can't follow the Team America reference!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:52am
  • that was the BEST ONE I HAVE EVER READ hahaha.. i loved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:35pm
  • thailand! i think i have him haha u of i?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Cause Asia is a country. Maybe you should question the abilitys of your geography professor?

    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:17am
  • are you going to finish the joke?? what happened after the scotsman said that????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:55pm
  • SUPPLIES WOULD BE TRANSLATED TO SUPPRIES LIKE SURPRISE... i don't know.. makes sense ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:08pm
  • What county is he from...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:35pm
  • At 1:45. Now youve also proven they have no sense of irony and they get mad worked up over nothing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:44am
  • Meeting, Japanese guy wanted to say Blah, Blah, Blah, which doesn't translate and he said, Bra, Bra, Bra. 3:25 do you live in a box or are you just asian and don't get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:43pm
  • An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:40pm
  • You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:41pm
  • How harriarious raff out roud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:29am
  • 11:30.. all of them? really? every single one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:55pm
  • def fake, all math professors would just write the symbol || to represent parallel x || y

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Why did the Chinese decide to buy the Hummer Brand?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:57am
  • you obviously haven't seen the large amount of fat Asians lol, if they are thin they are from the motherland. either fobs or fatties take your pick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 5:15PM nah. koreans get the ls and rs mixed up too. also thai & people from hong kong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:00pm
  • I love shlimp flied lice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:32pm
  • loved this one, laughed and woke the cat!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Lame, my brother in law tried telling this joke last year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:18pm
  • deck the halls we boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Because they can't pronounce Cadirrac!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:58am
  • WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:59am
  • Its fun to see all my different racial backgrounds argue over nothing...(I am literally every major racial group in America)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:27am
  • Is the correct answer Lithuania? What country is the professor from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Asian girls are whores :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:53am
  • nope...no asians can pronounce any letters in the english language. it's fact, that's why they draw pictures instead of writing. cause they not smart and stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:30pm
  • 12:55, choke on a thick one-you are a fine example of a load that would have been better off swallowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:44pm
  • aww giv the guy a break. i bet if we went to their country and attempted to speak their language we'd get laughed at too. hence y hes a math professor an not an english professor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:59am
  • 5:45 or he doesn't care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Hahahaha 3:44 #2 He's asain Retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 1 45 I hope you dye in your sleep. And I misspelled that on purpose to get around mods. You dumb bitch go suck a tiny jap peniiiis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:55pm
  • hahahaha i really wish i could link you my picture right about now, silly. but i'm not going to because that's just sketchy. just visualize. 5'5" 100 lbs 34 C not a fob or a fatty at all... sorry sweetie. thanks though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:05am
  • totally laughed out loud to this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:11pm
  • back up your ass to the ressurection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:32pm
  • @ 5:30 "cause they not smart and stuff" That is some impeccable grammar right there. I'll have you know I'm a 17 year old asian girl. I speak english perfectly. I can draw well, so what? I'm captain of the varsity cheerleading team as well as varsity basketball. I also have a 3.8 gpa (I don't study, instead I get fucked up in my spare time) Anyways, why are you putting Asians down just because most of them are successful? Hahahahaha you obese fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:45am
  • welp i'm not asian and i don't live in a box, and i still don't understand the reference. but i still laughed lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I didn't know that there were math classes at night. Either you don't understand what "texts from last NIGHT" means or you really do take math classes at night. Either way, you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:45pm
  • 5:30 ur like the king of chinks huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:14pm
  • @ 1:05 - fmarry me? :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:57am
  • I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:51am
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