You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Who wouldnt sleep on a bear rug? I give him props for being able to come up with an excuse.
They're not that comfy.
Bear rugs need love too...
Hope you got a pic of 'em naked and bare ass on the rug.
@little said. The fake one your poor ass had might not be comfy but a real one is as soft as butter.
Polar rugs are comfortable as the hide and fur are thicker due to them being active all year. I have a Black Bear rug. The fur is nice, but, not very thick.
Was This a polar bear?
No, it was a panda.
Probably a Black Bear in this area code. There's Whites in the North, though.
I was just joking mate. Most bear skin rugs are made from either brown, black, or grizzly bears.
Poor bear was tired of people stepping all over him....
God bless Canadians.
Hahaha I would prolly do that hahahaha
It's called transference, look it up sometime
"Shhh Mr.Bear it's ok no ones gonna hurt you... No, it's ok I'm here now" lol
If it was a female, it was just a great excuse for her not to sleep with your loser A$$
one of you has to be on roofies
probably the guy who ended up on the floor
"I don't know why they call them roofies. They should call them floories."
I wish I had a bear rug. They're actually really nice. Sleeping on one would be really creepy though. www.sftlolz.com
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