The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
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what kind of dildo can be mistaken for a teething toy?
Boy or girl, I wouldn't want my kid chewing on a proxy for a cock. First rule of blow jobs: no teeth!
Haha um whhyyy would you put a dildo in the freezer?! I feel like that would be a "tongue stuck on the frozen pole" situation.
Hope it didn't get turned on. That be one hell of a gum massage.
10:38, she might've just been a prude.
Why the fuck would you want a dolphin to fuck you?
I put my dildo in the freezer... It's a nice summer treat!!! =)
@5:23 can you take me shopping with you please. Lol.
maybe the babysitter is only a little kid, say 10 or 11. Then they shouldn't know what a dildo is yet.
it's not a bad parenting thing when you have a little baby who doesn't know what's what. if anything it's inconsiderate to leave your toys out. also though, as a frequent sex shop customer, i can tell you all that there are many dildos for the more conservative types that don't look like penises. some even look like shoe soles or seals. i mean, it could've been dolphin shaped or something, you never know. seriously, look it up.
and how frequently do you go to those sites? cuz you know an awful lot about dildos. you're like a connoisseur of fake dicks.
Ice cubes can be kinky during sex but a frozen dildo? WOW
12:50, a chode dildo? Do they make those?
don't leave your dildo out lady, if she went through your night stand that's her fault but if it's out you're an idiot and need to work on the parenting
hope she didnt shove it up her ass first
Must have been softer then most baby teething toys... And keeping it in the freezer was a bad idea if the other teething toys are in there...
g-spot dildo's look nothing like sex toys they're u-shaped and more than likely you would never know what they look like. but this is also the website that the majority of the readers feel the g-spot is a lie...
What the hell is your dildo doing out where your babysitter has access to it?
Great parenting once again....
If your babysitter is thick fucking dumb I wouldn't let her within 100 feet of your child
Or for bitches with hung ass hubby's haha that shit gets pretty tight when after a week of no fuckin lmao
Dildos are for bitches that can't take a dick...!
10:36 that's some good ol' homophobia you have.
Mmmm, a frozen dildo would be sooo good.
I put my dick in tha freezer!!
yeah totally fake. obviously a dildo is wayyyy too big to fit into a teething baby's mouth!
Upsides to hiring a Mormon babysitter: They don't drink or smoke, they come from families with lots of kids, and they speak English. Downsides? Took us a while, but we found one.
Is your babysitter Princess Superstar?
here's hoping the baby is a girl, or that young boy is doomed......