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  • what kind of dildo can be mistaken for a teething toy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Boy or girl, I wouldn't want my kid chewing on a proxy for a cock. First rule of blow jobs: no teeth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:24am
  • Haha um whhyyy would you put a dildo in the freezer?! I feel like that would be a "tongue stuck on the frozen pole" situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:31am
  • Hope it didn't get turned on. That be one hell of a gum massage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:50am
  • 10:38, she might've just been a prude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:12am
  • @ 5:23 Why the fuck would you want a dolphin to fuck you? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:37pm
  • I put my dildo in the freezer... It's a nice summer treat!!! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:12pm
  • @5:23 can you take me shopping with you please. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:13pm
  • maybe the babysitter is only a little kid, say 10 or 11. Then they shouldn't know what a dildo is yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:17pm
  • it's not a bad parenting thing when you have a little baby who doesn't know what's what. if anything it's inconsiderate to leave your toys out. also though, as a frequent sex shop customer, i can tell you all that there are many dildos for the more conservative types that don't look like penises. some even look like shoe soles or seals. i mean, it could've been dolphin shaped or something, you never know. seriously, look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • and how frequently do you go to those sites? cuz you know an awful lot about dildos. you're like a connoisseur of fake dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:37am
  • Ice cubes can be kinky during sex but a frozen dildo? WOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:01pm
  • 12:50, a chode dildo? Do they make those?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:08pm
  • don't leave your dildo out lady, if she went through your night stand that's her fault but if it's out you're an idiot and need to work on the parenting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:28am
  • hope she didnt shove it up her ass first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:56am
  • Must have been softer then most baby teething toys... And keeping it in the freezer was a bad idea if the other teething toys are in there...

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 3, 10 at 8:42pm
  • g-spot dildo's look nothing like sex toys they're u-shaped and more than likely you would never know what they look like. but this is also the website that the majority of the readers feel the g-spot is a lie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:57pm
  • What the hell is your dildo doing out where your babysitter has access to it? Great parenting once again....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:19pm
  • If your babysitter is thick fucking dumb I wouldn't let her within 100 feet of your child

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Or for bitches with hung ass hubby's haha that shit gets pretty tight when after a week of no fuckin lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Dildos are for bitches that can't take a dick...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:19am
  • 10:36 that's some good ol' homophobia you have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:16am
  • Mmmm, a frozen dildo would be sooo good.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 17, 12 at 3:34am
  • I put my dick in tha freezer!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:35pm
  • yeah totally fake. obviously a dildo is wayyyy too big to fit into a teething baby's mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Upsides to hiring a Mormon babysitter: They don't drink or smoke, they come from families with lots of kids, and they speak English. Downsides? Took us a while, but we found one.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 10:55pm
  • Is your babysitter Princess Superstar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:18pm
  • here's hoping the baby is a girl, or that young boy is doomed......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:36am
  • West hollywoooooooof.

    Submitted by princesspesa on May 26, 10 at 2:42pm
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