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  • 92 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:10pm

    How did a four year old learn to text?

  • 86 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:46pm

    You have to pee on someone for it to be a shower.

  • 84 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:16pm

    does it count if i punch you in the face & say YOU ran into my fist?

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:32pm

    Simply singing little teapot implies cleanliness and purity. Childhood songs ftw

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:32pm

    Oh god. I think this was me. I should be ashamed.

  • 81 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:59pm

    At least it wasn't a dude sing rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub!

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:30pm

    I'm not the only one ?! Yes !!!

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:13pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA 8:33 PRICELESS

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:15pm

    I agree 3:12, but I think OP may be implying that no water was involved at all - just standing in the bathtub singing the song. Hopefully performing the corresponding actions at the same time.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:36pm

    This was Fugging stupid

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:19pm

    you. are. amazing. (: yesssssss. it most CERTAINLY counts a shower. best day ever.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by hentailover on May 12, 10 at 3:02pm

    I love you. Now please.....tell me you're a slut.

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:12pm

    if u didnt scrub...it doesnt count. filty whore. btw. showers are standing up..baths are sitting down..guess which one you took? still funny tho.

  • 70 81
    Submitted by oobrey on Feb 25, 10 at 3:46am

    Pretty sure that's just called a bath...