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  • I'm guessing that's unfortunately not enough for you to od?

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 25, 10 at 11:29am
  • That may be rick_scott's funniest reply ever. A christmas miracle.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Dec 25, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Ahhhhhh. A white Christmas indeed!

    Submitted by bareknuckle on Dec 25, 10 at 1:33pm
  • Only if you're a hamster. Fired.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 25, 10 at 11:31am
  • Purposefully making your mother cry on Christmas isn't actually that funny.

    Submitted by Nasty on Dec 25, 10 at 2:55pm
  • Yeah, that's a proud moment.

    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 25, 10 at 4:39pm
  • I must be the only one who has never misplaced my coke.

    Submitted by ehoskins on Dec 25, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Kudos good sir, and the rest of you haters are sniffling pussies. Sac up

    Submitted by capone88 on Dec 25, 10 at 3:50pm
    • Nah, would rather not kill our hearts by the age of 30 is all.

      Submitted by TMedStud on Dec 25, 10 at 3:58pm
  • First. Merry Christmas.

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 25, 10 at 11:20am
  • Wished that was me

    Submitted by TraceFacee143 on Dec 26, 10 at 2:26pm
  • Wow.. To misplace your coke is horrible! I'd figure you'd try and keep track of your super expensive, ultra addictive, shitty drug... Go big or go home, coke is crap, try meth once. And everything kills you now a days.. Who cares. We were born to die.

    Submitted by PortOfNew on Dec 28, 10 at 12:49am
  • Yesss!! Are you so pro they won't be able to hear you yet?? Makes it tons easier to rail in school :)

    Submitted by Majorgoddess on Dec 27, 10 at 3:19am
  • Can you say "tool?"

    Submitted by Jkemp1 on Dec 26, 10 at 9:07am
  • Hellloooo Toronto. With no snow here this is how we have a white Christmas.

    Submitted by hashassin on Dec 29, 10 at 10:24am
  • Haha this is about how my Christmas went. I have to be some kind of fucked up to get through awkward family bullshit. Don't be a hater drinking is just as fuckin bad instead of your heart your killing your liver with every swallow douche

    Submitted by DeezyBoyFresh on Dec 25, 10 at 8:11pm
    • First: name-calling is bullshit. Second: everything kills your liver.

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 26, 10 at 12:09am