Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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I'm guessing that's unfortunately not enough for you to od?
That may be rick_scott's funniest reply ever. A christmas miracle.
haha, Valkyrie, Merry Christmas!
Ahhhhhh. A white Christmas indeed!
Only if you're a hamster. Fired.
Purposefully making your mother cry on Christmas isn't actually that funny.
Yeah, that's a proud moment.
I must be the only one who has never misplaced my coke.
Kudos good sir, and the rest of you haters are sniffling pussies. Sac up
Nah, would rather not kill our hearts by the age of 30 is all.
First. Merry Christmas.
Wished that was me
Wow.. To misplace your coke is horrible! I'd figure you'd try and keep track of your super expensive, ultra addictive, shitty drug... Go big or go home, coke is crap, try meth once. And everything kills you now a days.. Who cares. We were born to die.
Yesss!! Are you so pro they won't be able to hear you yet?? Makes it tons easier to rail in school :)
Can you say "tool?"
Hellloooo Toronto. With no snow here this is how we have a white Christmas.
Haha this is about how my Christmas went. I have to be some kind of fucked up to get through awkward family bullshit. Don't be a hater drinking is just as fuckin bad instead of your heart your killing your liver with every swallow douche
First: name-calling is bullshit. Second: everything kills your liver.