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  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 25, 10 at 11:29am

    I'm guessing that's unfortunately not enough for you to od?

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Dec 25, 10 at 12:27pm

    That may be rick_scott's funniest reply ever. A christmas miracle.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 1:58pm

      haha, Valkyrie, Merry Christmas!

  • Submitted by bareknuckle on Dec 25, 10 at 1:33pm

    Ahhhhhh. A white Christmas indeed!

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 25, 10 at 11:31am

    Only if you're a hamster. Fired.

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    Submitted by Nasty on Dec 25, 10 at 2:55pm

    Purposefully making your mother cry on Christmas isn't actually that funny.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 25, 10 at 4:39pm

    Yeah, that's a proud moment.

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    Submitted by ehoskins on Dec 25, 10 at 11:02pm

    I must be the only one who has never misplaced my coke.

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    Submitted by capone88 on Dec 25, 10 at 3:50pm

    Kudos good sir, and the rest of you haters are sniffling pussies. Sac up

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      Submitted by TMedStud on Dec 25, 10 at 3:58pm

      Nah, would rather not kill our hearts by the age of 30 is all.

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 25, 10 at 11:20am

    First. Merry Christmas.

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    Submitted by TraceFacee143 on Dec 26, 10 at 2:26pm

    Wished that was me

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    Submitted by PortOfNew on Dec 28, 10 at 12:49am

    Wow.. To misplace your coke is horrible! I'd figure you'd try and keep track of your super expensive, ultra addictive, shitty drug... Go big or go home, coke is crap, try meth once. And everything kills you now a days.. Who cares. We were born to die.

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    Submitted by Majorgoddess on Dec 27, 10 at 3:19am

    Yesss!! Are you so pro they won't be able to hear you yet?? Makes it tons easier to rail in school :)

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    Submitted by Jkemp1 on Dec 26, 10 at 9:07am

    Can you say "tool?"

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    Submitted by hashassin on Dec 29, 10 at 10:24am

    Hellloooo Toronto. With no snow here this is how we have a white Christmas.

  • Submitted by DeezyBoyFresh on Dec 25, 10 at 8:11pm

    Haha this is about how my Christmas went. I have to be some kind of fucked up to get through awkward family bullshit. Don't be a hater drinking is just as fuckin bad instead of your heart your killing your liver with every swallow douche

    • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 26, 10 at 12:09am

      First: name-calling is bullshit. Second: everything kills your liver.