I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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I don't feel bad for all the Atheists that are going to get murdered by me and my cult.
cool, soon youll be sucking cock to pay for your awesome addiction.
I pray for people who are Christians.
Am I the only one who took this freaking text as a joke?!?!? I don't understand how a silly little text sparks so much religious and political controversy ... Get over it.
Christianity isn't a cult, it's just that many of the Protestant sects of it are
You silly kids and your cocaine! Acid is waaaay better.
First off u spelled ignorant wrong and all religions, especially Christianity started off as a cult. You are an idiot and truly ignorant
Coke for Christ FTW!
Christianity is just a cult anyway
Anyone who accuses Christianity for being a cult is obviously ignorent in not looking at what's inside it to begin with, I pray for you.
Lol, finally a tfln that's actually funny. Mods came through after all.
In soviet Russia, lines do you off a bible...
I love all the ppl that don't understand drugs. U go ahead and be drug free and judge everyone without understanding anything. Kinda iggnorant to me but anyway I've done lines off the bible at a hotel. Perfect surface!
All I what to know is how to look at the GPS history ? What application is it ?
In Soviet Russia, bible does lines off of you
I feel bad for people who are christians
And you think Obama is better? Lol...
Xianity has changed so much nobody even really follows "the word of god" anyway. Xians are all self righteous judgemental assholes who are so repressed that they end up committing sins against they're cult god. But it's okay as long everyone else thinks they're good people.
Hahah. Chill out. The whole lines off a bible deal was done simply for irony. & besides, we were snorting Xanax. Not coke or anything.
Almost as much fun as smoking hash out of Gideon's Bible.
Only drug abuse fucks your life up.
I've never used a bible, but makes sense. CD case is foolproof too. OP is a winner.
"I'll pray for you." Is the most "holier than thou" thing you could say. And it pisses me off. Step off your fuckin holy pedastal and shove your religion in your ass. Do what you fuckin please but keep it to yourself goddamn.
It's not about being drug free, it's about not posting it on a damn website for everyone to see. Just cause it doesn't posts who you are doesn't mean that the government can't find out who you are. Patriot act!
7:21 I understand drugs enough to the extent that it fucks up your life and everyone you love.
Wow. Just go to hell, you worthless person.
I feel bad for people who are Christian all your followers disrespect your religion
iPhone is the worst piece of technology ever created
This is fucking bullshit
Haha jesus hates you haha
In 870 it had to meth...
955, Obama WILL be better. He can't fix bush's eight years of fuck ups over night...
Best way to get the dust off the bible.. Lol
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
Fuck that patriot act. It's unconstitutional and full of shit just like the entire Bush administration.
Too amazing to be fake! =). Loved it
Love it! Sounds like a wicked night out!
Like the damn Mormans
hahahahahah funniest shit ever
In soviet Russia! Hahahahahah I <3 whoever that person is!