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  • 96 71
    Submitted by SturmTroll on Feb 11, 10 at 4:33pm

    I don't feel bad for all the Atheists that are going to get murdered by me and my cult.

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:15am

    Am I the only one who took this freaking text as a joke?!?!? I don't understand how a silly little text sparks so much religious and political controversy ... Get over it.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:29pm

    Coke for Christ FTW!

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:55pm

    And you think Obama is better? Lol...

  • 76 74
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 11, 10 at 2:25pm

    You silly kids and your cocaine! Acid is waaaay better.

  • 76 76
    Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 11, 10 at 7:05pm

    cool, soon youll be sucking cock to pay for your awesome addiction.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:51pm

    LMFAOOOOO

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:03pm

    I pray for people who are Christians.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:04pm

    Anyone who accuses Christianity for being a cult is obviously ignorent in not looking at what's inside it to begin with, I pray for you.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:57pm

    I feel bad for people who are christians

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:50am

    All I what to know is how to look at the GPS history ? What application is it ?

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:49pm

    Only drug abuse fucks your life up.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:21pm

    I love all the ppl that don't understand drugs. U go ahead and be drug free and judge everyone without understanding anything. Kinda iggnorant to me but anyway I've done lines off the bible at a hotel. Perfect surface!

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:31am

    Lol, finally a tfln that's actually funny. Mods came through after all.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:11pm

    I feel bad for people who are Christian all your followers disrespect your religion

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:37am

    In Soviet Russia, bible does lines off of you

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:06am

    In soviet Russia, lines do you off a bible...

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:07pm

    7:21 I understand drugs enough to the extent that it fucks up your life and everyone you love.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:44pm

    Almost as much fun as smoking hash out of Gideon's Bible.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:57pm

    Christianity isn't a cult, it's just that many of the Protestant sects of it are

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:13am

    955, Obama WILL be better. He can't fix bush's eight years of fuck ups over night...

  • 58 79
    Submitted by woahthesky on Feb 14, 10 at 2:05am

    Hahah. Chill out. The whole lines off a bible deal was done simply for irony. & besides, we were snorting Xanax. Not coke or anything.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:35am

    In 870 it had to meth...

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:01am

    "I'll pray for you." Is the most "holier than thou" thing you could say. And it pisses me off. Step off your fuckin holy pedastal and shove your religion in your ass. Do what you fuckin please but keep it to yourself goddamn.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:36pm

    I've never used a bible, but makes sense. CD case is foolproof too. OP is a winner.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Feb 13, 10 at 1:02pm

    iPhone is the worst piece of technology ever created

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:42pm

    This is fucking bullshit

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:10am

    First off u spelled ignorant wrong and all religions, especially Christianity started off as a cult. You are an idiot and truly ignorant

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:02am

    Wow. Just go to hell, you worthless person.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:58am

    Xianity has changed so much nobody even really follows "the word of god" anyway. Xians are all self righteous judgemental assholes who are so repressed that they end up committing sins against they're cult god. But it's okay as long everyone else thinks they're good people.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:12pm

    Best way to get the dust off the bible.. Lol

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:05pm

    It's not about being drug free, it's about not posting it on a damn website for everyone to see. Just cause it doesn't posts who you are doesn't mean that the government can't find out who you are. Patriot act!

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:57pm

    Christianity is just a cult anyway

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:30pm

    Haha jesus hates you haha

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:18pm

    Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:46pm

    Omg awesome!

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:33am

    In soviet Russia! Hahahahahah I <3 whoever that person is!

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:32pm

    Love it! Sounds like a wicked night out!

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:26am

    Too amazing to be fake! =). Loved it

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:35pm

    Fuck that patriot act. It's unconstitutional and full of shit just like the entire Bush administration.

  • 42 89
    Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 2:00pm

    hahahahahah funniest shit ever

  • 45 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:57pm

    Like the damn Mormans