He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
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I thought this was actually kinda funny...
that is brilliant hahaha
9:32 sounds like they need a shot to the face
Another reason for people to LOVE NJ!
This is the funniest text in awhile. Real or fake idc funny is funny, I just laughed out loud
Classic hahaha its not a purse it's called a satchel I get alot of compliments on this....Indiana Jones wears one.
If "rob" did that to me I'd break it off...
is it totally wrong that i feel like the guy in the text would be my older brother LMAO
I want a cum shot to the face :)
This son of a bitch is getting famous off of my Phrase.
Totally fake. How convinient they ask "What's his name?"
First!!!!!!!!! Yes finally haha suk it yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Omg that's fucking hysterical!!!
Lmaoo, too hilarious
As anyone ever thought they might be paraphrasing an entire conversation? Who gives a fuck if it's fake, this shit is funny.
OMG I love this! My boyfriend is called SteveO.,and I only wish he'd say something as unique as that when he's money shotting my face..which btw I looooovvvvveee!!! :D!
Some one give rob a high five
So easy, a caveman can do it.
I thought it was funny too!
Paco!! I thought you were the originator on this one or is this douchebag copying you?!?!
DIGNITY-bearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation. THAT is what was robbed.
Stupid AND fake as fuck. Why would they ask what his name was???
That's what you get for being a semen garbage can
HAHA. Even if it is fake, it's still funny
Too fake :(
That was stupid
People grow up!!!
Lolllllll love it
Hahaha this is funny but what's wrong with putting your load on a girls face? Lol
I like little boy wang.
He has a catch phrase... How cute...
Hahah that's so funny. I wouldn't be mad, I would have totally laughed lol. But I might have been a little disturbed that he came all over my face, but I would have laughed at what he said lol
That's just fucking great, to have a comment like that after a good orgasm!
Lol omg thats fucking hilarious
best shit ever hahahaha
its funny because hes name is Rob and... SHUT UP!!!
What the fuck
You're all dumbasses.
what a douchenozzle!!!
Laugh out loud funniest one yet
She asked me for it then gets mad when i drop my catchphrase damn jersy bitches are cranky
Hahah. That just make my night. Kudos.
Oh my she is so cool bc she is yet another girl Tay takes a cum shot to the face. I am so overly impressed. Wow that really makes her sooo hot. Or not and no one cares and furthermore this isn't really funny.
people on this site are so stupid they're always complaining about how shit isn't funny or how IRS fake, get the fuck over it
....And BOOM goes the dynamite
If "Rob" did this to me I'd break it off...
hahahahahahahaha my ex's name was Rob...soo appropriate!
I wish my name was rob.... Lol......