It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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fake, girls don't know about michael bay's explosion prowess
Why do people who say "fake, fake, fake" even read this stuff? You're just jealous your pussy didn't get hit the way hers did.
i'm a girl and i had to imdb michael bay to find out who he is...
I'll allow that some girls might watch Michael Bay's films. But not the type of girl who knows what to do with a cock. Likewise, any guy who spends his time watching Transformers is not pulling massive amounts of poon.
Im a girl and I say stuff like this all the time.
Girls aren't as special needs as you all seem to think.
2:57: Sorry you can't find someone who was interested in the most-watched movie of the entire year. Whether it was 'splodies, or Meghan Fox, or Transformer-geekiness, nearly everyone saw that film.
So if only girls who don't "knows what to do with a cock" saw it...then no girls know what to do with a cock. So the question is: what the fuck are YOU doing with them? I'm guessing your left ear. And in that case: you're doing it wrong.
The bomb she will drop on the guy in a month will be a bigger one then The Island.
9:11 has never actually talked to a woman.
Girls watch Michael Bay movies too, dearheart.
2:57 any guy who doesn't watch just to see Megan Fox in skimpy clothing is crazy. I'm a girl and I would do her. Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox? Yes please
I'm a girl. I know what to do with a cock. I have seen a few Michael Bay films. I occasionally (although rarely) refer to my vagina as a pussy. Usually when talking to a male friend.
As someone above said, we're not all special needs.
I'm guessing he'll get a second date
omfg why does that turn me on so much? lol
12:53 i agree with you. either a 2nd date or a horrible life changing phone call in a month lol
2:57, your causation got into your correlation. It isn't as tasty as chocolate and peanut butter.
I'd say 11:49 falls into that category too.
i feel like the "good night/bad night" decision really relies on the context here...
what kind of girl would say this?
i dont think most girls refer to it as their pussies...not that crass
Michael Bay movies usually suck, though he has huge explosions so I know what she's talking about. That's awesome! Wish I had more context but that's what can make these texts so funny, the lack of context. Next time I'll give you that explosion hunny.
i think im in love with you
hmmmm, where did you get an allspark from?
3:08 i appreciated that very much.
Never let kids play with M-80s. They'll blow their pussies up.
girls are dumb. they would never say that
seriously...lmao...what kind of fat trash bitch would say something like that? ...right, a fat trash bitch lmao that wasnt even a turn-on, go wash your mouth!
MR. 11:06.... i kinda wanna give you my life savings. (or maybe to that homeless guy screaming Lil Wayne)
girls totally watch michael bay. helllllllllllllo! shia!
AHHAHHAHAAH good one 1:05
Way to go, st Charles girl.
i have a newfound appreciation for michael bay films
too much info my friend haha
You just need to meet the right girl!