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  • fake, girls don't know about michael bay's explosion prowess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:51am
  • Why do people who say "fake, fake, fake" even read this stuff? You're just jealous your pussy didn't get hit the way hers did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:06am
  • i'm a girl and i had to imdb michael bay to find out who he is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I'll allow that some girls might watch Michael Bay's films. But not the type of girl who knows what to do with a cock. Likewise, any guy who spends his time watching Transformers is not pulling massive amounts of poon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Im a girl and I say stuff like this all the time. Girls aren't as special needs as you all seem to think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 2:57: Sorry you can't find someone who was interested in the most-watched movie of the entire year. Whether it was 'splodies, or Meghan Fox, or Transformer-geekiness, nearly everyone saw that film. So if only girls who don't "knows what to do with a cock" saw it...then no girls know what to do with a cock. So the question is: what the fuck are YOU doing with them? I'm guessing your left ear. And in that case: you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:48am
  • The bomb she will drop on the guy in a month will be a bigger one then The Island.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:56pm
  • 9:11 has never actually talked to a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:56am
  • Girls watch Michael Bay movies too, dearheart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:17am
  • 2:57 any guy who doesn't watch just to see Megan Fox in skimpy clothing is crazy. I'm a girl and I would do her. Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox? Yes please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I'm a girl. I know what to do with a cock. I have seen a few Michael Bay films. I occasionally (although rarely) refer to my vagina as a pussy. Usually when talking to a male friend. As someone above said, we're not all special needs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I'm guessing he'll get a second date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:53pm
  • omfg why does that turn me on so much? lol 12:53 i agree with you. either a 2nd date or a horrible life changing phone call in a month lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 2:57, your causation got into your correlation. It isn't as tasty as chocolate and peanut butter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 11:56 I'd say 11:49 falls into that category too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:24pm
  • i feel like the "good night/bad night" decision really relies on the context here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:07am
  • what kind of girl would say this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:11am
  • i dont think most girls refer to it as their pussies...not that crass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:03am
  • Michael Bay movies usually suck, though he has huge explosions so I know what she's talking about. That's awesome! Wish I had more context but that's what can make these texts so funny, the lack of context. Next time I'll give you that explosion hunny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:22am
  • i think im in love with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:19am
  • hmmmm, where did you get an allspark from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:25am
  • girls are dumb. they would never say that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:49am
  • 3:08 i appreciated that very much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:04am
  • 6:56 fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:41am
  • seriously...lmao...what kind of fat trash bitch would say something like that? ...right, a fat trash bitch lmao that wasnt even a turn-on, go wash your mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Never let kids play with M-80s. They'll blow their pussies up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:05pm
  • MR. 11:06.... i kinda wanna give you my life savings. (or maybe to that homeless guy screaming Lil Wayne)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:57am
  • girls totally watch michael bay. helllllllllllllo! shia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:18am
  • AHHAHHAHAAH good one 1:05

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Way to go, st Charles girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:53pm
  • i have a newfound appreciation for michael bay films

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:16pm
  • too much info my friend haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:00am
  • You just need to meet the right girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:57am
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