i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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Go to the Hallmark store and look in the "uncle_badtouch" section.
hahaha, but now I want to the listen to the badtouch by the blood hound gang
Next she will get you one that says she's pregnant. :) you will have a child with a child. Classy!
happy age of consent day!
Uncle_badtouch thinks this is not funny with a name like that. Haha. (thumbs upp)
Just buy her a cake, and then pop out of it naked. I'm sure she'll get the idea. She'll run screaming shortly thereafter, of course, but details.
Thanks effyewseekay. I thought I was going to forget how to spell your name until I figured out it was a curse word. Very witty.
Great card idea!
Oh how I (don't) miss Northwest Indiana.
thanks for the idea :) haha
And then she'll have to find you a card that tells you you're a creeper.
make one with crayons lol
Actually it's very funny
why didn't you illegally bang her? that's much more fun.
Wow that's fuckin creepy can you not find any girls your own age to bang.. Hmm prob not. !
There's an app for that.
I seriously adore maskedmans comments lol
He didn't say how old she is now and I turned 18 before my gf by 3 months. Creepy still? No. You people are retarded.
In Michigan we're legal at 16 =]
creeeeeeper. just to piss of cjhoops
Cjhoops, the kids in high school used to call me creeper so I hate the word too. I still miss being a gym teacher though.
Thats how we roll on indiana
A child with a child. Funny
make one.. douche..
WHO DA MAN? YOU DA MAN!
Your name is disgusting.
That's just creepy.
the age of consent is 17 you could have banged her all of last year buddy
Story of my lifeeeeee
Okay, question for you wise people of TFLN: When a couple has been having sex before either one of them turned 18, does it suddenly become illegal when one of them does turn 18, even if the other is going to turn 18 in a few months? \n\nDont really care, just was always curious, and dont feel like googling. xD
I'm going to Michigan!
This is either the most wonderful, or the creepiest thing I have ever seen.
Does anyone fucking hate the word creeper? Anytime someone uses it, I want to beat the fuck out of them. >=]
Shut your mouth, creeper.
@ the people who say "can't find a girl your age?" Maybe guys wouldn't go for younger girls so often if the older ones didn't get content and fat.
Just visit someecards.com and find one or make your own. They are awesome.
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I tell you what, why don't you proudly admit to committing a felony, in writing, on a card that the people most likely to prosecute you will see? Cool plan bro.