Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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its not like peeing is like using a firehose. if you let it go it doesn't flop around spraying everywhere. its more like flying a plane. you just have to control it during takeoff and landing which leaves plenty of time for texting mid-flight.
I think you mean "Reason #3 women are better than men who are missing a hand". And even then, you're only right if the guy didn't lose it wrestling a bear, fending off zombies, or swordfighting, because then he automatically wins for being awesome.
In conclusion - you're a fucktard. We don't need two hands to piss.
hell we dont have to use our hands at all....except for pants duty
Weak, I do that all the time. That only leaves 2 other reasons: we men envy the fact that we don't have breasts to play with on our own, and the fact that you can't get kicked in the nads
Agreed. This is bullshit. To prove it wrong I'm writing this while taking a piss.
Umm...we can sit down if we want you know. W e just have options.
hah, texter is dumb.
i'm a chick and i've written my name in the snow with my piss before. i can also get it in the urinal standing up. everyone has a party trick :)
5 girls I know that have dropped there phone in the toilet.
Yeah, I'm a guy and I can pee standing up while texting. I can text in one hand and change the song on my ipod with my other hand while intricately peeing an anarchy symbol in the snow. Do that lady
Jeez guys are soooo touchy.
i am a guy and i can pee and text, its just that you would prefer i didn't do it at your house.
i am also i guy and i, as well, can pee and text at the same time. so reason number three is false.
That's what I'm doing right now !
Everything on this site turns into a stupid fucking argument between a bunch of people who dont even know each other. Why the hell would you base gender superiority on what you can do while taking a piss. It's not that damn serious. Get over it people.
1) i can pee and text standing
2) our ability to pee on the snow still trumps all you can do.
She's right, I can't txt while peeing, only because I need both hands to hold it.
But does that mean she's better than me? Or that I'd tear a hole in her ass?
Reason #394734927 that I'm better than all of you: I can piss while texting, driving drunk, fucking a girl bent over the dashboard, running over every last one of you fuckers, and not spill my beer.
Dude. I'm a guy, and pissing while texting is a daily thing for me.
haha i cant believe how defensive everyone is getting about their pissing habits..
Babe we can text message, pee and shake it with no hands. Sorry to spoil it for you... But you can relish in the fact that you can bleed way more than us and not die plus you ladies can through some mean BF's
if that's reason #3, then we women don't have much goin for us.
I think i'd rather be able to piss on a tree easily than be able to text while pissing... it takes what? a minute at most to piss? we don't need tp either i think i much prefer the male pissing situation
Anyone male or female can do that. Please bitch
If it wasn't for a woman u wouldn't be here to discuss this
We should blame the mods for letting this shit though
615 and 611... Yall are fucking stupid.
didn't say my sister was raped. just saying that sex isn't always sex in the military. and because tfln is anonymous i can say confidently that she doesn't have an interest in anyone's "tank gunner" if you catch my drift.
oh my god. how dare someone suggest that women might, for a minute, be better than men?! blasphemy.
seriously, get over it. its not that big of a deal.
Actually guys with any hang to their dick can piss without hands AND we don't have to stop texting to wipe, guys win this one too. Reason #1 is girls have a clit, #2 is girls have boobs. The reasons stop there...
12:44 I'm not a dumbass!! But it's not like you carry a baby for nine months
I'm a guy and I can pee and text at the same time without sitting down
Reason #1 men are better than women: we don't bleed for long periods of time
I find it funny how the more I read this shit the worse it gets!! IT'S ALL FUCKING FAKE! And it sucks cause it's actually a funny site! But now it's all men against women and ppl are running it in the ground REAL FAST!
358... A double negitive is "I ain't going nowhere"
Calling you an overweight fat ass is not a double negitive... It's the truth, and it must have hurt.
dudes can piss while texting AND dont drop their phone in the toilet, i hear weekly stories of some chick droppin their phone in the toilet. So, who wins?
Ya pretty sure guys can hold there dick and piss while texting
I guess women can't text with one hand... lol
I'm out nigs. Have fun putting the pussy on a pedestal.
I hold my dick with only one hand and I'm not retarded so one handed texting isn't a challenge.
I am also a girl and I also think the OP is a fuck nugget and is one of the bitches that helps make females all over the world look like fucking idiots. Helping chauvinist men continue to believe that other than the fact that we have tits and vaginas there really is no other reason to keep any of us around. WAY TO GO OP. DUMBASS. Keep your mouth/fingers shut next time.
That's sounds skanky
I do that all the time in fact I had my laptop in my hand facebook chatting and peeing standing up and hit the water dead on without looking
2:46 - How exactly does four days of light bleeding make me dumber and weaker than a guy?
B/c everyone is saying how much better they are. I agree this tfln IS stupid not true. But do u really think your better than a woman?
Guys can easily do both lol. Aiming might be a little tough if were standing but sitting it's no different. Silly female =D
oh god, don't bring up 1997. people thought ally mcbeal killed feminism with her hemline.
Guys can pee while sitting. Ahah. But this one made me laugh quite a bit:)
@ 12:06 I know plenty of men who don't know dick about cars and many women capable of all of the above. Your defense is just as retarded as this text.
im a dude, and i can do it. i can also do it while drunk, and drinking, i need no hands to pee.
I lick pee pee off the toilet seat. Old pee pee.
i'm a chick and think this is stupid, especially for your #3.
and if you care, 12:06, i change my own oil.
12:24 needs to calm down. Who is this dumb blond bitch u speak of??
Suuuure she doesn't lol. no one wants to admit that there sister does like "tank gunners" shit happens. i'm going to bed
2:46 is a moron. Women have higher IQs on average, test better than men during the duration of their schooling while earning much better grades, and attend college in higher numbers.
is it really necessary to repeat something someone else already stated like 40 times? i think we all get the point now that men can text while peeing too
I can also piss with no hands and text. Fuck I can piss and walk.
Guys can still aim with no hands. You know that right? Albeit less so but still.
5:38, I don't know any feminist as stupid as the OP. And I think you're unfamiliar with the true meaning of feminism, which is not "women are better than men."
Yeah, I tend to use one hand for each. So you can scratch "we can do two things at once" from you list of why you're better than us.
Commenting to this while peeing. I'm a male. Epic fail.
2:06 I tentatively agree. That's the sort of dilute empowerment circa 1997 with "girl power" Spice Girls people like to mistaken for feminism.
I'M A BIG MAN BECAUSE I CAN PEE IN A VARIETY OF UNCLEVER WAYS ENDING WITH SEXUAL THREATS AGAINST YOUR MOTHER!
I CAN PROVE I'M BETTER THAN THE OP BY MAKING SIMILARLY STUPID CLAIMS AGAINST THE OPPOSITE GENDER!
I can text and pee on you at the same. How bout it?
10:48 pm... Lmfaoo great one bro much props
1:06 that's just retarded!! Making life is what a WOMAN only a woman can do. U r just a sperm donor with that attitude!!
am I the only one wondering what reason 1 and 2 are?
Uh...don't they have TWO hands to txt with when peeing! Jack ass!
I can txt and pee at the same time, I am a guy
I take massive dumps while getting blown, talking on my bluetooth headset, playing pokerstars, watching tv, listen to music all the while texting the OPs mom.
Ya? Well I can piss anytime, any place. Even walking. Its called having more than 4 inches soft. Your move cunt
3:46 gets his dick sucked far more often than 3:36. celebrate mutual respect!
11:38 (1) that was awesome.
I can shoot a load in your face while texting a bitch that I actually want to fuck.....
3:43 has a micropenis
Women are better than men? Oh sure...until they need their oil changed, car towed, houses built, jars opened, electrical wiring done, plumbing...yeah, FAAARR fuckin superior, right?
That certainly doesn't have to be the way it goes, if anyone had bothered to enforce the Equal Pay Act of 1963.
even though the poster's point was invalid, "write THAT in the fucking snow" made me laugh... now im trying to think of the perfect situation to use that line
That's a pretty good reason
There are plenty of reasons women are better than men, and this is not only inaccurate but retarded. The ability to multitask depends on the individual, not the gender, and it's universal enough.
Touché; my dick is too big to hold with one hand.
Shit... I can pee and text at the same time. Just go in the back yard. Hard to miss out there.
And u wonder why no one touches your pussy...
And how old are you, 3:24, that you still bring up the "Mrs. degree"? Being old and senile might explain your tenuous grasp of reality.
Let me put it this way ladies... Men only have flatulence from thier ass...
Gubs: I can think o like 50 reasons why men are better tha women and you can only think of three? I win
this text itself is a reason why men are better than women
soooooo false, im a dude, and i can write guys rule bitches drool in the snow with my piss while im texting the same thing to someone on my phone. good try though
Guys can do anything while pissing! We don't have to sit in one place in order to not pisdson our legs
Me too. What a dumb bitch.
Actually, it IS statistically proven that sexual offenders are 90% heterosexual males. Nice try, though.
I have two hands free while I am peeing...
Guys don't have to hold it with a hand...
Besides I have to give something for women to clean up off the walls. Right?
(they clean it for me anyway )
I'm a dude and it all the time.
Mine hangs in the toilet so I can do that two
Haha. That's funny. And you guys. need to chill bc she didn't mean it like girls are better yea u can piss and txt too but u have a better chance of dropping ur phone in the toilet and stuff
I am a man. And I love women. I think we are all beautiful and special in our own ways. Let's keep the love alive people.
My sister's in the military. Women have better hand-eye coordination so they made her a tank gunner. Sucks to be you 2:46.
pfff, err. its called holding your dick in one hand and texting with the other. multitasking is not a sex oriented phenomenon
yeah we can definitely do that too. nice try though
We can do that too.. Just hope the seats up
Men can do that also only we can do both one handed
I believe u!!! Calm down!!
this is true... but only for people who have such gigantic members such as myself that we must hold it with two hands to keep it from causing serious injury... i imagine other, lesser men could text while peeing, though..
You are my hero!! This is the first time ever that I haven't been jealous of mans ability to write in snow!!
I was getting all riled up ready to dispute this when I remembered that I've dropped a phone in the toilet doing that before. I still do it all the time, though.
Successful troll is successful.
Why would I want to relax in a bathroom?
That's the stupidist thing I've heard
Get in get done get out... Relaxing is fir cleaner areas
reasons why women are better than men 1. boobs 2. pussy reasons why you are retarded, your 3rd best reason is something that literally anybody that has 2 functioning hands attached to 2 functioning arms can do.
Yeah but however you wanna put it, if it's in mans control or not, we still make more money. That's just the way it goes. sit down. goodnight.
This is making the giant assumption that I can't hold my dick in one hand and text with the other.
lets be honest. if thats reason #3 and its 2009, you broads have a lot of catching up to do...especially since we can certainly pee and text.
Yes well for those of us who r lazy men, like myself, sitting to pee frees up both hands. So, I'm peeing and smoking a cig while txting rite now. Top that missy!
I can do thaat to and i'm a guy??
4:55 doesn't have a point because it's an inflation he never personally earned. like if i'm bragging about my height, which is something i might be able to influence but cannot really control.
Calling someone an overweight fat ass is more like a semantic neoplasm, which is also one in itself.
Seems like you still need to up your game, 4am. You're just not cut out for an intelligent debate.
Let me put it this way, 1:54, queefs are a joint effort. If you have a small dick and like different positions, YOU are the one pushing in air.
ok this is 1215 back again and i was thinking... i could wright my name in the snow and txt you at the same time to tell you how fucking stupid you are for this txt... so again FUCK you cunt.
Yeah and girls cant write their name in the snow.
I could write my name int he snow and text at the same time... wierd story but i have done that...
Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks
I'm a guy and I can text and pee at the same
Time no guy needs two hands to pee
What's so hard about peeing while texting? You bitches have to do it while sitting down, I dare you to try to text and aim at the same time. I sure as hell can do it.
Screw that, bitch I'll piss on you while texting!
Any chance you'll be arguing parthenogenesis, 2:35? Not that 1:06 makes much of a point, seeing as how he's not the one putting his health in jeopardy for the sake of a fetal parasite.
2:02 you're a real winner for driving drunk...
Oh, and 12:06, I change my own oil and open my own jars. I'd be curious if you act as your own electrician (changing a lightbulb doesn't count) or call someone else to do it for you. Those examples certainly don't count.
Hell I am peeing brushing my teeth and typing this all at the sametime. Oh and I just farted. Beat that girls
But I can text and blow a load on your face at the same time...
4:44, you only make more money out of discrimination and double standards. not because you're a better worker. where's the pride in that? smartest retard in special ed, anyone?
I'm a guy and can definitely pee and text at the same time
wait, what? Is this real? Anyone can stand up, pee, and text at the same time
I like when my gf offered to bring her friend over too. We had a good threesome. Dick in a vag.
Well your sister is probably getting someone else's "tank gunner" inside her right now. Boom. Roasted.
Any lady who would like to love, and have their lady parts licked happily, let me know!
Going down on a chick is the BEST! agreed with 3:50
Apparently she has z toilet in her kitchen
You're one dumb ass broad
i'm surprised at the amount of people who text whilst peeing =P
I rather be able to pee anywhere,anytime sweetheart.
I can pee while I text and I'm a guy. Reason infinity plus one for why men are better than woman. BAM!
Guys can text, piss, AND write our name in the snow... Reason number 8 you're a dumb bitch
What a good Sibling you are lol prick.
i figured as much, 3:50. but it had to be phrased in a way these little boys understand. keep the love alive.
3:57 I know :) I just love that old quote because without women a man would be nothing.. Both figuratively and literally haha
im a guy and i need both hands to pee...
Sarcasm is hard to spot without a tone.
Ok well while you're peeing handsfree. We're making more money in the workplace then woman. Fuck equality. Game over. Next text.
Women who seek equality to men lack ambition. I hate this idea that women are only worth something if they're the same as men. I wish we didn't observe a binary in gender. It's all about INDIVIDUALS.
Reason #1001 why men are better than women...the third thing women came up with was oh yea , I can text while I pee!
contrary to popular belief guys' knees do bend, therefore allowing us to sit and pee if texting is that big of a necessity
i can text while i pee.... but i have to go third grade style.... the other hand it usually holding up my pants
"Behind every great man, is an even greater woman"
Remember that gentlemen...
Probably some overweight fat ass. Only pussy you ever seen was when you were born.
lyudmila pavlichenko is evidence to the contrary about women in the military...
you ever take a shit so big your pants fit better?
I don't know wha kind of dicks yur used to but mine hangs towards the toilet..I don't have to hold it
4:52 (assuming you're a woman) i make more money because that's the way it is. it's not my fault, i don't make the rules. sorry babe. lifes tough. it's good to see that you care though, that's cute :)
It's called 'one-handed-texting' and it totally works!
Reason #3 2:46 isn't better than a woman: he has to make up facts to look better than women.
Pretty simple, really.
If the Man had 1 FUCKING HAND!!!! AHAHAHA stupid feminist whore go fuck the OP from the PETA text.. stupid biach zZZzZZZZz
Done that. We are better still.
I'm sorry OP I'm a girl and I can piss in a urinal while txting no drips.. Just hook and pull
I am a dude and can txt one handed while peeing. Your move chicka
There's one thing wrong with this... Men can sit down to pee too. This is a fail..
I do! But I also love providing oral to women. I love giving and the joy of knowing her enjoyment!
its called txting with one hand you dumb bimbo blonde bitch!
Your a bitch.
So, in conclusion, men are big ass babies about peeing and having to be "better" at peeing.
look at all these dumb guys. "hey i can piss standing and that's even better." everyone here is a moron. is all you can brag about is how you pee you don't have anything to brag about, durr.
Women have shorter feet so they can stand closer to the sink.
what man can't pee and text?
Remember, 3:56, that nobody is asking you to be behind a man, either. Stand next to him. Or without him. Whatever connotation of independence fits into the adage.
I can have a piss and text at the same time.
I like the pride this woman is showing but.. I am a guy.. I can use the bathroom with one hand and text with the other
What's reason #1? ......... We have tits.
Hahahaha men suck at almost everything. They are lucky that girls keep them around for sexual purposes only.
I can pee and txt at the same time ( I'm a guy)
hells yeah 4:11AM ;)
510 didn't catch the drift. sis is a dyke.
I text and pee standing as well.
and you bitches only got 3 reasons why your supposedly better than guys... beat that.
Hey woman...you shut up and go make me some pie!
3:56... You said an overweight fat ass... That's a double negative you fucking retard. Go to school, get some class, and stop parking next to the elementary school while they're at recess you sick fuck
i need to hands to piss, but a rifle tends to be more difficult to aim at close range than a pistol
Top reason men are better than women we aren't women... good day
or use a urinal and use both hands to text
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
4:03, I think we've adequately established that both sexes are capable of texting and peeing. But if you want to debate male chauvinism, we'd love to have your two cents. You're just a tad late in the former.
I'm 202 and I'm still driving drunk. your move bitches.
I am a dude and I can hold my dick and piss with one hand and text with the other
Why would someone be calling sexist in here when the text this is for is a sexist bitch?
The whole pee situation is probably the only reason I'd want to be male, since I do a lot of hiking and camping, and it would be convenient. Otherwise I'm glad to be a woman. I feel like we have more options in life, whereas men are still tied up in social expectation.
im a dude and i can text while writing with my pee! top that shit!
men have two hands, and most men can pee just fine without holding onto their dick the whole time. In fact we're more efficient at texting than chicks because we don't have to wipe out vaginas after...Also dudes don't constantly drop their phones in the toilet. Take that and stuff it up your cooch
I can text and pee at the same time. I'm a guy. You don't see me bragging.
you are a fucking idiot. i am a guy and i will piss and text while standing up if i want to, but i don't because i can avoid the phone for 3 fucking seconds since i don't need to constantly bitch to my friends about the opposite sex because i can't get laid.
hahaha, maybe a little inaccurate but i like the spirit.
Guys can pee, text, and fart at the same time. How is that for multi taksing.
I just wanna eat some pussy and spread the love!
So far, none of the reasons are good enough to be considered 'reasons',
us guys can pee and text and write your name in the snow all at the same time
i'm not a guy..but i doubt it's THAT hard for them to pee/text at the same time. i don't think guys needs both hands around their dick while they pee.
Your reason for being superior is just as dumb as the texter's, 12:27. Think about that the next time your superiority is kicked up into your body and needs surgical removal.
We can text while peeing, and if we couldn't we can sit in the toilet, so we have two options of peeing.
Try to pee while stand hahaha
Yeah. Making me dinner stupid.
3:36 doesn't know what he's talking about... because he's never found a woman to fuck or suck him...
2:46 ur an asshole!! Sexist pig!!
I can write my name in the snow while texting. What a fucking stupid text.
I can write my name in the snow whilst texting. BOOYAH!!!
ok now enough of us guys have disproved this text let's move on...
It's not a firehose. You have a whole hand free to text. I could write my name in the snow, text, and recite the Gettysburg address at the same time, if I wanted to. Beat that!
This is not even a "tfln" it's almost like some stupid bitch posted it for no reason at all! I mean honestly I'm a woman and I would never even THINK that because u guys are right u hold ur dick with one hand and text with the other! Stupid ass lol
i can pee and make bacon at the same time (dont ask me how) but none the less a win for the guys
I can text while taking a piss too
i'm a dude and i can pee and text at the same time. Lame ass text!
Amazing how pissed off people get over a funny text that wasn't even written to them, some of you are simply fuckin babies, deal with it
Wow, ur retarded.....like it's impossible for a guy to piss and text. Jesus u need to get out of the house more
my boyfriend has dropped his phone in the shower and hot tub and now recently, the toilet. after a dump. because he's adorable but kinda stupid.
I Agee because women have an extra hole
Hahaha @ 356. He owned you.
I'm a guy and I can piss anywhere while texting I'm pissing while I write this. And if there was snow I'd do both simutaneously... Bitch
Even if men couldn't do that (which we can), this would be your third reason that women are better than men. We have what, 300 reasons to the contrary now? But yes, this is quite clever. :D
Men can easily text while pissing
Women are good for 70 things: cooking and 69.
The responses to this text are a perfect example why men are not better than women. Stop crying over cell phones and urine, it doesn't matter, and plenty of other guys have said as much well before you came along here. Jesus fucking Christ.
Even if we couldn't text while peeing, I'll take that over going through a phase every 28 days.
3:52 - will do baby boo. Same goes for you
Resons #1 - 4,000 Men are better than Woman: Everything dealing with and around the vagina.
Ummm.... Who cares if it's accurate? It's freaking hilarious.
Soft. Try spelling your name in the snow, texting, drinking a beer and still conversing with people. That's skill.
I can piss and text at the same time w/o sitting down. Take that
I can text and piss while standing up put that in your pipe and smoke it. Men :1. Women:0
I can write stupid cunt in the snow with my piss and text it to you at the same time bitch
More money is more money though... He does have a point.
As a man I can piss while walking.
Thank you for playing better luck next time.
whoever wrote this must be a girl. and i can play my fucking gameboy while pissing.
Hell ya! Free food from bitches!
I'm a guy and I can piss and text with no effin problem. Your just I'm penis envy haha
Women may be smarter but who makes more money dick face?
We don't have to hold it when we piss, therefore we can also text.. And aim with one hand if we wanted to. Write that in the fucking... Wait nvm
I'm a doctor who happens to be a male, and I can pee on my phone to have it text a message, while eating cake, drinking whiskey, and smoking a cigar, all simultaneously.
Women aren't as smart as men, which is clearly exhibited in this text. They belong in the kitchen making sandwiches and bringing men beers.
I can pee and text at the same time because I have women hold my cock and aim it while I'm pissing. Honestly you'd be amazed at how many women LOVE to hold it while I take a leak. It was one of my ex's favorite things. So go write that in the snow with my cock you stupid sexist fuck OP -DW
You're just a woman. A woman with a tiny brain a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.
girls can walk and pee too dipshit
True): I always try to sit and text but for some reason I always get hard and I know if I don't drop my iPod amd take hold quick something bad will happen :D
I just txted this taking a shit and a piss all at the same time ha what now?
reason #137 why women aren't better than men... you're only on reason #3 why you're better
I just shit on a small child. I'm panicking.
Bitch is retarded. We can hold our cocks with one hand, text, and we are standing up. That is much more impressive than sitting down to text. Cant believe TFLN posts shit like this yet I know of some funny ass texts my friends and I have put in here and have been denied. Fuckers.
FUCK OFF women are shit only good for fucking and sucking
Retarded. I txt and pee all time dumb bitch
Us sperm donera with attitudes happen to be more athletic and smarter than average females
The school system proves it... The military proves it and once a month every one of you prove it
hahahaha 3:50. i like that. i text while i piss all the time you silly twat and fuck snow i write my name on wood fences in cursive. stupid fucking bitch.
I can text while peeing in the snow
Stupid. Men > women. Women belong in the kitchen cooking me food and getting me beer!
Y'all sit down nd pee we have to stand up nd use hands
Its called one one handed peeing, PURE TALENT IS REQUIRED!
omg why are boys so sensitive calm down princess's
Lol a degree in English? Sure you do.
Never once have I said I'm better than a man!! WTF?!?
Do it while hovering and I'd be impressed.....sitting down isn't a challenge
No jackass, that's just improper grammar. Get your degree in English like myself and we can talk.
im a guy, and i can text and pee at the same time.... hell, could probly write it in the snow for u at the same time too!
I hope you drop your phone your piss you dumb cunt. What are reasons two and three? And by the way... Men have penises therefore we are superior
actually 4:34 nobody is touching 4:29's pussy because it is a dude who likes the fact that we only need to wipe a shit. learn sarcasm!
3:36 Fuck you you're a worthless piece of shit.
We can text and write our name out in the snow at the same time. Try that standin up honey.
Reason Men are better than women, We can text with one hand
It's easy as fuck to piss and text. This bitch is retarded an just wishes she had a dick.