My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
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Alright, maybe you all would understand if it was typed like this:
My dad hugged me and said "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night"
as in one phrase.
it could be male or female.
5:41, you're apparently brain-dead as well.
Think, OP was a dude, considering he said, "glad I didn't pull out"
yea pull out method is just as successful as a condom when "done properly"
lol that is hilarious!!!!!
Pull out method = roman catholic roulette
7:19 thank god for your post! someone here is alive and using their brain :)
No. What kind of idiot thinks the "pull-out" method even works.
Hopefully his stupid genes didn't infect your mind, too :(
thank you 2 43!!! yes, thank you. I didn't go straight to thinking it was daughter-father sex.. or whatever...it seemed fairly obvious that it was something else.
agreed...i'd stay away from daddy-o for a while...
You all are idiots, all of you. If punctuated correctly it would say:
My dad hugged me and said, "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night."
ie Dad was saying glad he didn't pull out, this could be a son or daughter but since it was in the form of a text nobody (who doesn't use iTap (t9)) punctuates anything.
Fuck all of you.
thankyou for making this make sense lol
That's hilarious! LOL
If done correctly the pull out method is actually surprisingly effective. However, few do it correctly.
you dribble before you shoot
2:38 I see you uttering the phrase "How the fuck did that happen?" in the near future.
7:24 haha hilarious. And it doesnt matter if it wasa son or daughter its fucking funny
I DESPISE people who don't puntuate properly. IT GRINDS MY GEARS!!!!
This is what it should look like....
(210): My dad hugged me and said "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night."
The father was glad he didn't pull out.
4:44 - yeah, that's probably 'cause your sperm are weak swimmers and you're pretty much a loser, even your sperm think so..
also, pull out method does NOT work. had a class on human sexuality, a 200-level psychology course in college and we did statistical research that it doesn't work..at all. like 2:47 said, you dribble before you shoot..
Um i don't think you guys get it. The father was talking about the night he got the son/daughter's mom pregnant
o and pulling out doesn't work...
5:23- Why do you think dad said that to his daughter? the guy said "glad I didn't pull out" GIRLS DON'T PULL OUT
2:47 fucking hilarious!
EW. That is way too much TMI. But the pull-out method is how people get pregnant by accident. You can still get pregnant
259s gotten many preggers
These replies are hilarious!
Either most of you are brain-dead and never paid attention in Health Class, or you truly believe that your girlfriend's pregnancy was caused by her ex.
This text was from a guy. It's obvious. Girl's have vaginas.
Pull-out works, as long as the girl does jumping-jacks right after
roman catholic roulette!!
I've never got anyone pregnant and I don't even pull out half the time
This is trolling, right?
who the fuck says thats to his daughter? Why not his son?
and its sweet, yo, funny but sweet
What kind of fucked up father says that to there daughter? I call BS....
Maybe the son got his gf/wife pregnant and his dad is happy and said "I love u"??? The son is glad he didn't pull out of his gf/wife?
This thread makes me sad to be counted among this generation. So sad.
But the text is hilarious. Props.
wow thats a wierd relationship with ur dad that u had if he really even said that tho!
pull-out method does work
why does eveyone keep saying the dad is a creep. he hugged his kid and said i love you how the fuck is that creepy. sorry your fathers were worthless.......
commented on the wrong text at 12:07
probably true, it is texas
so fake. no one says that to their daughter except a predator. this one's headed for daddy issues sometime in the near future
how is this a good night? bad bad bad
been sexually active for 6 years and using the pull out method......havent gotten pregnant once
1... no i'm not infertile
2... he isn't infertile
3... yes its been the same person so i'm not a whore
4... no diseases either
5... Go Yankees
Hahahaha two things.
Number one, it doesn't specify son or daughter.
And number two, this is some funny shit.
youtube: Dad, thanks for not pulling out.
2 47, way back there, fucking hilarious
aww what a sweet father
why are people automatically assuming this was from a girl? it could have easily been a father talking to his son.
why did everyone assume it was a daughter the dad said it to?
Wow a bunch of idiots on here.
1) It's all one phrase that the father said to the child.
2) No where does it say whether they are male or female.
3) This is hilarious.
the problem is different girls/guys like different things. i trimmed and cleaned up the sides before i was going to sleep with a sexy girl and she asked why i'd done it saying she likes more hair on a guy. other girls (including some on this page) say they want guys to be well-trimmed or even shaved. what's a guy supposed to do if he doesn't have a gf?
okay, in response to 2:57- THIS IS NOT AN EQUIVALENT TO FML. they're funny text messages that people receive. why won't you fuckers get that through your head?
7:19 is right, but the text is open to interpretation, as the grammar is awful
This person is lucky they even have a dad. I don't. Why do people take they're parents for granted, and when they die say " I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you as much as I possibly could have and should have".
My dad told me I was one load my mother should have swallowed...when I was 14.
that's love right there
either fake or creepiest dad of all time.. regardless of whether this was said to a son or daughter.. gross.
5:33 you fucking idiot.. NO SHIT girls dont pull out but that doesnt mean he didnt say it to his son.....................
Pulling out is the only birth control method worth a damn. Condoms blow
@ 5:41: you're the one who is brain dead, you idiot.
Q: What do you call couples that use the pulling out method as a form of Birth Control?
Thank you, thank you, I will be here all week, try the veal.
thats more of an FML type thing...
they edited the actual text i sent. however my dad was drunk and high off his ass, he doesn't remember saying it, but truly a priceless moment