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  • 59 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:51pm

    Alright, maybe you all would understand if it was typed like this: My dad hugged me and said "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night" as in one phrase. it could be male or female. 5:41, you're apparently brain-dead as well.

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:48pm

    You all are idiots, all of you. If punctuated correctly it would say: My dad hugged me and said, "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night." ie Dad was saying glad he didn't pull out, this could be a son or daughter but since it was in the form of a text nobody (who doesn't use iTap (t9)) punctuates anything. Fuck all of you.

    • 45 53
      Submitted by midori on May 2, 10 at 9:14pm

      thankyou for making this make sense lol

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:44pm

    EW. That is way too much TMI. But the pull-out method is how people get pregnant by accident. You can still get pregnant

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:25pm

    If done correctly the pull out method is actually surprisingly effective. However, few do it correctly.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:34am

    7:19 thank god for your post! someone here is alive and using their brain :)

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:56pm

    Think, OP was a dude, considering he said, "glad I didn't pull out"

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:40pm

    yea pull out method is just as successful as a condom when "done properly"

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    agreed...i'd stay away from daddy-o for a while...

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:24pm

    Pull out method = roman catholic roulette

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:41pm

    2:38 I see you uttering the phrase "How the fuck did that happen?" in the near future.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by geauxspartans on Jun 6, 10 at 12:52am

    roman catholic roulette!!

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:16am

    thank you 2 43!!! yes, thank you. I didn't go straight to thinking it was daughter-father sex.. or whatever...it seemed fairly obvious that it was something else.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:47pm

    you dribble before you shoot

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:21pm

    7:24 haha hilarious. And it doesnt matter if it wasa son or daughter its fucking funny

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:54pm

    4:44 - yeah, that's probably 'cause your sperm are weak swimmers and you're pretty much a loser, even your sperm think so.. also, pull out method does NOT work. had a class on human sexuality, a 200-level psychology course in college and we did statistical research that it doesn't work..at all. like 2:47 said, you dribble before you shoot..

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:34pm

    No. What kind of idiot thinks the "pull-out" method even works. Hopefully his stupid genes didn't infect your mind, too :(

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:03pm

    how is this a good night? bad bad bad

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:49pm

    aww what a sweet father

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Loowigi on Jun 13, 10 at 5:45pm

    I DESPISE people who don't puntuate properly. IT GRINDS MY GEARS!!!!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:24pm

    Maybe the son got his gf/wife pregnant and his dad is happy and said "I love u"??? The son is glad he didn't pull out of his gf/wife?

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:51pm

    That's hilarious! LOL

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:38pm

    lol that is hilarious!!!!!

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:32pm

    What kind of fucked up father says that to there daughter? I call BS....

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:04pm

    This is trolling, right?

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:37pm

    who the fuck says thats to his daughter? Why not his son? and its sweet, yo, funny but sweet

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:43pm

    This is what it should look like.... (210): My dad hugged me and said "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night." The father was glad he didn't pull out.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:41pm

    These replies are hilarious! Either most of you are brain-dead and never paid attention in Health Class, or you truly believe that your girlfriend's pregnancy was caused by her ex. This text was from a guy. It's obvious. Girl's have vaginas.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:41pm

    Pull-out works, as long as the girl does jumping-jacks right after

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:28pm

    2:47 fucking hilarious!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:23- Why do you think dad said that to his daughter? the guy said "glad I didn't pull out" GIRLS DON'T PULL OUT

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:08pm

    commented on the wrong text at 12:07

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:23pm

    Um i don't think you guys get it. The father was talking about the night he got the son/daughter's mom pregnant o and pulling out doesn't work...

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05pm

    259s gotten many preggers

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:02pm

    either fake or creepiest dad of all time.. regardless of whether this was said to a son or daughter.. gross.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:42am

    7:19 is right, but the text is open to interpretation, as the grammar is awful

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:09am

    wow thats a wierd relationship with ur dad that u had if he really even said that tho!

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:30pm

    why are people automatically assuming this was from a girl? it could have easily been a father talking to his son.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by RWHGHP on Apr 6, 10 at 3:36am

    This person is lucky they even have a dad. I don't. Why do people take they're parents for granted, and when they die say " I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you as much as I possibly could have and should have".

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:47pm

    why does eveyone keep saying the dad is a creep. he hugged his kid and said i love you how the fuck is that creepy. sorry your fathers were worthless.......

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:53am

    This thread makes me sad to be counted among this generation. So sad. But the text is hilarious. Props.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:08pm

    okay, in response to 2:57- THIS IS NOT AN EQUIVALENT TO FML. they're funny text messages that people receive. why won't you fuckers get that through your head?

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:34pm

    youtube: Dad, thanks for not pulling out.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:59am

    that's love right there

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:19pm

    Wow a bunch of idiots on here. 1) It's all one phrase that the father said to the child. 2) No where does it say whether they are male or female. 3) This is hilarious.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:23pm

    so fake. no one says that to their daughter except a predator. this one's headed for daddy issues sometime in the near future

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:38pm

    pull-out method does work

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:15pm

    why did everyone assume it was a daughter the dad said it to?

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:44pm

    I've never got anyone pregnant and I don't even pull out half the time

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:19pm

    been sexually active for 6 years and using the pull out method......havent gotten pregnant once 1... no i'm not infertile 2... he isn't infertile 3... yes its been the same person so i'm not a whore 4... no diseases either 5... Go Yankees

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05pm

    probably true, it is texas

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:00pm

    5:33 you fucking idiot.. NO SHIT girls dont pull out but that doesnt mean he didnt say it to his son.....................

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:39pm

    Hahahaha two things. Number one, it doesn't specify son or daughter. And number two, this is some funny shit.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:44pm

    Q: What do you call couples that use the pulling out method as a form of Birth Control? A: PARENTS! Thank you, thank you, I will be here all week, try the veal.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:59pm

    Pulling out is the only birth control method worth a damn. Condoms blow

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:18pm

    @ 5:41: you're the one who is brain dead, you idiot.

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:39pm

    2 47, way back there, fucking hilarious

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:41am

    My dad told me I was one load my mother should have swallowed...when I was 14.

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:07pm

    the problem is different girls/guys like different things. i trimmed and cleaned up the sides before i was going to sleep with a sexy girl and she asked why i'd done it saying she likes more hair on a guy. other girls (including some on this page) say they want guys to be well-trimmed or even shaved. what's a guy supposed to do if he doesn't have a gf?

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:14pm

    they edited the actual text i sent. however my dad was drunk and high off his ass, he doesn't remember saying it, but truly a priceless moment

  • 26 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:37pm

    thats more of an FML type thing...