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  • for all you people who are saying this is fake, it really happened, i was driving and texted this to my 3 best friends and one of them submitted it...i dd'd her home from a restaurant called mama lucias...i tried to change the song and she yelled at me that she got to pick the song in her car and changed it back. if you dont believe it happened cause your parents are boring and youre bitter and cynical, thats fine for you but all my friends who know my mom know it happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:10pm
  • I found a mom in my bed Wasn't mine Think it was urs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:42pm
  • oh ha nvm... i got it. first time user so i didnt put tfln with texts from last night ha... been drinkin a bit :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:48am
  • BFT-ahh i love your mom girl..i wish i was there for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:18pm
  • 2:10 - i almost peed my pants cuz its so something that would happen with my dad - except it would probably be "bohemian rhapsody" i love it & good for you!!! love, the 609

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:33pm
  • And for those wondering I send text messages during all of my pass outs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:23am
  • I do. Beats being in Hell's Kitchen in NYC right about now! Goddamn tourists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:43pm
  • What does tfln mean lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:42am
  • this sounds like my mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 301, i love you so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:14pm
  • 1:56 everyone who lives outside a cave knows what that song is. Sorry the mods didn't pass your retard tfln which must be why you are so bitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:27pm
  • In Soviet Russia, the fuck passes you out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Dd'd? Designated drived? I don't think so, go with drove. Easier and grammatically correct. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I am not going to pretend that I'm not cynical I have never had that experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Why would this be fake, and if it was who the fuck cares. Get over it. Fucking dumb bitches. Get a life. If it truley bothers you so much you have to freak out and write that it's fake then just stop reading tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 1:53, they wouldn't. Thats how you know a text is fake because people know the mods are dumb enough to pass anything with party in the usa in it. If i hadnt been on this site i wouldnt even know what the fucking song was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Really guys, stop picking on our lifestyle unless if you know us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:14am
  • This is great. I hope it's true..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:15pm
  • In soviet Russia, WE DD JAM TO PARTY IN USA AND PASS OUT YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Damn, I wish my mom was THAT COOL =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Lol Who r u Russia guy !!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Thank god for road head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Man I do not miss Maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:51am
  • Yeah! She was really into your ex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:57pm
  • I'd smash ur mom for syre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:42pm
  • 2:10 No one gives a shit about your whore mom or the bitchy punk ass kid she raised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:09pm
  • any text that has party in the usa in it is fake as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Maryland mothers keeping it classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:24pm