just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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for all you people who are saying this is fake, it really happened, i was driving and texted this to my 3 best friends and one of them submitted it...i dd'd her home from a restaurant called mama lucias...i tried to change the song and she yelled at me that she got to pick the song in her car and changed it back. if you dont believe it happened cause your parents are boring and youre bitter and cynical, thats fine for you but all my friends who know my mom know it happened
I found a mom in my bed
Think it was urs
In Soviet Russia, the fuck passes you out!
oh ha nvm... i got it. first time user so i didnt put tfln with texts from last night ha... been drinkin a bit :)
301, i love you so much.
1:56 everyone who lives outside a cave knows what that song is. Sorry the mods didn't pass your retard tfln which must be why you are so bitter.
BFT-ahh i love your mom girl..i wish i was there for that
What does tfln mean lol
And for those wondering I send text messages during all of my pass outs.
I do. Beats being in Hell's Kitchen in NYC right about now! Goddamn tourists.
2:10 - i almost peed my pants cuz its so something that would happen with my dad - except it would probably be "bohemian rhapsody" i love it & good for you!!! love, the 609
this sounds like my mom.
Dd'd? Designated drived? I don't think so, go with drove. Easier and grammatically correct. :)
I am not going to pretend that I'm not cynical I have never had that experience.
Damn, I wish my mom was THAT COOL =)
Why would this be fake, and if it was who the fuck cares. Get over it. Fucking dumb bitches. Get a life. If it truley bothers you so much you have to freak out and write that it's fake then just stop reading tfln
1:53, they wouldn't. Thats how you know a text is fake because people know the mods are dumb enough to pass anything with party in the usa in it. If i hadnt been on this site i wouldnt even know what the fucking song was.
Really guys, stop picking on our lifestyle unless if you know us.
This is great. I hope it's true..
In soviet Russia, WE DD JAM TO PARTY IN USA AND PASS OUT YOU!
Who r u Russia guy !!!?
Thank god for road head
Man I do not miss Maryland
Yeah! She was really into your ex!
I'd smash ur mom for syre
any text that has party in the usa in it is fake as hell
2:10 No one gives a shit about your whore mom or the bitchy punk ass kid she raised
Maryland mothers keeping it classy!