i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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6:21... i'm 5'7", 125lbs, and have stretch marks on my hips. it just happened; i didn't grow particularly fast or gain weight and lose it. right there with ya :)
6:39 you are a fucktard who has only ever got some from a sock and vaseline. growup you delusional zitty preteen.
6:39 hahaha whhatt?!! Either you are or like anorexic, death-looking freaks! 115 lbs and 5'8", RIGHT...maybe in Ethiopia, you cum rag.
i'm 5'8 and 130lbs and i have stretch marks on my hips and breasts... it doesn't mean you're fat
Dear 6:39, in case you missed it, you have no idea how a woman is supposed to be proportioned. I have a feeling you're a guy with some pretty fucked up standards who never gets any.
How the hell is having stretch marks gross? Like seriously..
Stretch marks are hereditary and have nothing to do with being fat or skinny. And anyone, esp. dudes, on here and saying they're gross obviously don't get that much poon or see women naked because like 8/10 women HAVE stretch marks of some sort.
I like to think of them as racing stripes. Fastest one to the Old Country Buffet
Wow guys. Calm down.
wow.... 6:39 is a fucking anorexic asshole! There is NOTHING fat about being 5'8 and 130 lbs.
it's scary how many ignorant people are out there. most women have some sort of stretch marks (as well as cellulite) without EVER having been fat. and guys calling a 5'8'' and 130lbs girl fat really need to get their heads out of their asses and stop living in porn phantasy land.... it's sad, really...
I'm 5'1 and 100 lbs and I have stretch marks. This site's just full of a bunch of virgins who didn't know that hot chicks could have stretch marks too.
And that's how babies are made
I'm 5'6 and 115lbs. not anerexic, I eat all the time (: without puking it up or any other sort of eating disorder, and stretch mark free :)
So do some guys really not know that when girls grow breasts, they often get stretch marks from the chest skin being stretched that much over a short period of time?
I'm talking about girls in real life by the way, not the porn stars who pay thousands to keep their bodies perfect for their careers and who are only filmed with the right make-up and lighting to give them that perfection?
Or have none of you ever seen a girl naked in real life?
Wow.. 6:39 has no idea what girls who aren't malnourished actually weigh. Go fuck yourself (because thats the only way you'll get any) and die
I have to laugh at those little children calling those girls fat. I'd be greatful to find a nice girl any where those dimensions. And tbh, any guy ripping on stretch marks is clearly a frusterated virgin. Let's face it, they'd hit anything that let's them.
It doesn't have to mean she's fat? She might have had a kid? A girl I know is 108 pounds and she had a baby and she has stretch marks on her boobs.
By the way 10:18 talks, she sounds like she's in like seventh grade. I'm all for skinny, but I just don't think her dimensions make sense. I think she's young, small, and skinny and that she embellished the boob size by about two cups. Sorry sweetie.
maybe he just though fatty could use a fuckin(?)
Selma hayak told a magazine she has stretchmarks (like 90% of every other girl alive) and your not going to fuck Selma hayak?
6:39 is an idiot, an actual dumb fuck.
I think I first got stretch marks when I was like 13 and 95 pounds. They weren't from being fat and obviously not from having a kid.
okay.... she's five eight and 130...
as a nurse i'm telling you this right now. give a hundrad pounds for five feet and add five pounds for each additional inch and this is roughly what a woman should weigh.
she's 10 lbs underweight douche bag.
Stretch marks aren't that bad. They just show that you brought something beautiful in this world.
10:18 yay for being a liar you're actually a fat tard that watches YouTube all day.
Why all the hating? you don't know that this is a girl, and you definitely don't know that this PERSON is fat. my best guy friend is 6'4" and very fit, but has stretch marks because he grew so quickly.
See that girl you know who went from cute to sexy?
Her recently acquired boobs have stretch marks.
bear attack would be better....would never buy it but has a better ring to it than jellyfish
Ahhhh, I'm fat. 5'3, 179lbs. :P
6:39-- get the fuck off. 130-150 is a still pretty skinny to me, my fiancé, no clue what her weight is, and I can easily care less, and she's not fat. (I'm guessing she might be within that weight range, she's 5'2") and she shows no excessive body weight or anything. (her breasts or ass aren't huge either "holding the weight@)
I'm 6 foot and 122lbs
Anyone wanna call me fat? I have stretch marks, u tend to get them from losing weight tbf..
This is sad that you are all on here arguing with people you don't even know
Cocoa butter doesn't work for everyone. Stretch marks aren't gross. To an extent. If you have too many, yeah that's a little gross.
What a retard and OP you're a cunt
stretch marks are pretty nasty. not a deal breaker, but still...
Doesn't make them any less attractive
Man who the fuck cares how much you weigh. This shit is fucking hi-lair-e-ous!
The last 12:56, you need to check yourself for STDs.
Amen 10:00 and 10:03! I've been a varsity athlete since 9th grade and have them but i early take care of my body! A lot of girls have them. Don't think it's only something "fat" people have
Models have stretch marks too..would you go calling them a fatass?
Just like cellulite pretty much EVERYONE has it...
LMAO!! omgggg that is hilarious
texts like this are just invitations for everyone to post their height and weight. my bmi is 20.6 and that's in the normal range and i'm pretty much sure that i have stretch marks on my boobs but that's it. and my bf has them on his arms from lifting. it's really not a big deal...
OP that's fucking awesome. And would someone please tell me how this text makes the OP a slut?? You guys are fucking idiots
U tell them hot skinny girl
10:18 don't listen to them guys don't like fatties keep staying skinny and getting all the male attention
Everyone who is bashing on her for stretch marks... you guys are f-ing retards. EVERYONE has stretch marks. Kate Winslet has Stretch marks and so does Victoria Beckham.
You guys who are judging her and superficial grade a douche bags.
You know stretch marks show growth too fucktards!
Breast sizes change and therefore stretchmarks appear there sometimes too.
Stretch marks prove that a woman is fertile. Thereby awesome.
I told my hookup they were surgery scars. he totally bought it too.
6:39 is a fucking retard
and just because you have stretch marks it doesn't mean you're fat, IDIOTS .
Wow 6:47 go fuck yourself for the sake of all women. Fuck. You.
haha good job! way to be witty :)
tune in next time on When Babies Attack!
Way too many women with poor self esteem issues on tfln. Enjoy the texts or don't read them.
All you have to do is post something about being overweight and the cunts fall over themselves posting back that they aren't fat. What a bunch of self-centered, needy bitches!!!
HAI GUYZ! I LIEK IT WHEN I TALK TROLL!
-Guy who won't shut the fuck up
OMG people... It's fuckin' skin. Get over it! What the fuck does skin have to do with it? It doesn't make a person any better or worse in bed, or a better or worse person. Other than the fact that they might be a little more modest and actually cover up and not try to show off all the time. Grow up.
So 1231, why are you on this site if you're only 11?...
It drives me nuts when fat people call skinny people anorexic. Sorry I'm healthy. sorry the American heart association says I'm going to live longer. Sorry I'm at a healthy bmi.
They see me trollin, they hatin'!
5:29,What if youre a man?
Guess what? I have stretch marks,.... AND cellulite..... AND guess what else?
I'm kinda fat....
Guess what else? I get laid... alot... by good looking men.
Body builders dig fat chicks.
Who cares? I'm cool with me... the people who touch me are cool with me.
If you arent cool with me, then don't touch me and move on...
Which part if all of this is so scandalous?
I bet the OP told the guy that her big fat ass was from an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
Isn't whoring around like that how you got the first kid?
Haha, that's hilarious!
they go away(:
these lying cunts are disgusting
I'm 5'4" and weigh 167lbs. I'm fucking eleven years
Go 1202!!! I feel tge same
"I like to think of them as racing stripes. Fastest one to the Old Country Buffet"
2:31, i agree. 12:56 is not only a liar, but a dirty dirty whore.
9:05 Yeah! And when you post something about stretch marks, the cunts fall over themselves screaming fat and yelling for girls to get skinny. What a bunch of self-centered, arrogant dickheads!
i'm 5'9'' and 120. i eat a shitload every day and have no stretch marks...so no, not every girl has them. and they are kind of gross...but i've never seen any up close.
also 8:22 you're 100% wrong the number one thing we ALWAYS lie about is how many guys we've been with. never, ever believe the number we give you. it's always more, a lot more usually
The good ole atlas.
The OP is a lying, dishonest cunt
I'm 5'4 95 pounds size C bra and I am healthy no eating disorders and I do not have one patch of stretch marks or cellulite :-) yay for being skinny
Gross and fourth!!!!!!!!
Haha this is great!
5'8" and 130 is actually a hair underweight. I'm 5'9" and when I went down to 135 I had serious health issues from it >.<
number 3 and 4 on the list of lies are: how hot they are and how good they are at giving BJ's.
i weigh 124 lbs and i'm a d 34
wow that's fucking great that i just shared that with the world mk wtf no one cares. enjoy the texts, don't tell anyone how big you are. no one cares.
tfln is really starting to suck posting shit like this
2 things women ALWAYS lie about: 1) their weight and 2) their cup size. Just admit you're fat, ladies.and move on. Admitting that you have a problem is the 1st step to fixing it
1018 ur stupid i'm 5ft4in and weigh 110 pounds and I'm a size C. I dnt beleive ur ne where close to that at all if ur 95 pounds u prolly look like a skeleton
Stretch marks result from the distention of the skin; for most women this occurs during pregnancy, but some are just fat. I guess it's not that bad if you have the occasional one, but more than that seems pretty disgusting.
So the lesson of the day is: nasty women do well with stupid guys. Or he knows and just wanted to do you.
yeah, the chunkiest chicks out there swear aren't fat, they are curvy. Well, round is a curve
Regardless of how fat or skinny she is, she's still a skank and dirty bitch.
@7:30 -- an honest woman....yes, you are fat. And I'm sure you are lying about the 110.... Oink, oink, oink....
you fat fucking bitch.
@ 6:21 -- you are 5'8" and 130 lbs and you don't think you are fat? Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast or what? At 5'8" you should be no more than 115. AND....since we know that every cunt lies about her weight, I'm guess that 130 is really 140 to 145. You are a fat pig, bitch. And a lying fat pig