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  • 81 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:57pm

    Pretzel guy, you have fuckin outdone yourself. I laughed outloud when I read this one... in the classroom... and I am the teacher... lol. Thanks!

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:24pm

    You should have pretzel coated it.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:04pm

    5:05 what makes u think anyone gives a fuck? Single races don't rule the world, but countries do u dumbfuck.

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:05pm

    All I have to say is Spain ruled the world at one time u whites can't say that the Spanish sold the blacks to the American hill billies and u want to get techinical the moores ruled the world to y do u think so many u white people have dark hair

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:47pm

    i do 3:24. I do. :)

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:55am

    Amen! That's pretty outstanding!

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:31pm

    Hey pretzel dude, I think I'm getting a crush on you. Your sense of humor is somewhat irresistable!!!!!!!

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:06pm

    I so do this. "we had a couple beers" in my head: " I drank a handle of captain...

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:41pm

    i'd like to see a Korean scamblin thru the hood.

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    Haha. Yeah. I've definitely had this epiphany before.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:10pm

    I usually don't tell her the "something".....

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:42pm

    ^^^^ especially if they are still talking the shit they talkin here.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:50am

    I think we should vote pretzel guy in for a hostile takeover.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:21pm

    9:57, Don't thank me, thank the pretzels.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    ^^^^^ is non-existent

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:53am

    wish my teachers read tfln

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:45pm

    hah racial fights from people who can't see each other. i do this all the time, after i've had a crazy night i try to decide which parts are good to tell and which i should skip over...

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:37pm

    4:28 Im Korean bitch

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:37--then if you are the same person as 4:17--it still all applies to you and u sitll suck ass.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:02pm

    haha 3:00 (2) you missed.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    10:31, Be Warned! There are several copycat pretzel posters on here. But I'm sure that with your discerning taste you will be able to tell the difference.

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:14pm

    Ways you know you do many things wrong: you have a therapist to begin with.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:52am

    Hey 12:53, yeah it's hard to explain to the class why I am laughing up at the front of my class with my BlackBerry while I have them working on boring exercises.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:40am

    I think pretzel guy is the best. He should run TFLN

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:23am

    It's my favorite when people have such radical convos over TFLN. Hilarious! Pretzel guy, hilarious!!!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:13pm

    Oh my god I do this all the time

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:41pm

    10:38 Thanks for the words of caution. I too have noticed the copy cats.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:49pm

    Ask not what PRETZELS can do for you--ask what you can do for PRETZELS.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:17pm

    3:47 u and all like u need to be eradicated. If it weren't for nggrs and nggr fuckers like u our country would not be in such shitty condition...freedom of speech bitches

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:22pm

    Aw yay, I'm not alone.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:44pm

    Well 4:17 if it wasn't for nggrs this country wouldn't be what it is today learn ur fucking history and shout ur fuckin mouth u bitch

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:55am

    yeeeaah 413, wasssup =)

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:20pm

    Even worse... sugar coat for psychiatrist!!!!!!!!!!!!!