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  • you guys are fucking hilarious. every time a funny but fake post shows up, you're all like "FAKE". But when a legitimate text -FROM LAST NIGHT- finally appears, everybody goes "wtf is this shit?".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:26pm
  • ahaha. The "clique" girl isn't serious though, right? ...what the hell is clique?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:02am
  • I like how this is one of the only REAL "texts from last night" except everyone is bashing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:34pm
  • It may or may not be the low rate chinese food I just ate, but I actually laughed at it. Also that 'clique' bitch is a troll.

    Submitted by Anywhore on Mar 21, 12 at 9:13pm
  • I think that's hilarious. We've all had those drunk texts before!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:14pm
  • finally a drunk text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Fuck you you fucking cunt tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:28pm
  • My god people shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:16pm
  • I say someone's a little obsessed, either that or, you know, a bloody grade school kid. Cliques are things of the past, young one, grow up, learn to spell, and stop trying to be 'cool', it only makes you look more... um, hmm, what's the word... like an LBR is what you said?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:53am
  • This is what this site is about. Well played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:42am
  • I have a waffle in my vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Stupid Illinois fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:22pm
  • wat the fuck is this shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:01pm
  • I am interested in what lake this person "almost fall ib to" lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:51pm
  • it's texts from last NIGHT you assholes. obviously they were drunk. THAT'S WHY ITS FUNNY. DOUCHEBAGS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:13pm
  • no but really, what the hell? why did this text make it up. not very funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Thank you, 7:20, you took the words from my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:43pm
  • 6:51 she almost fell into "Farmlake" great huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:24pm
  • I think this was me...

    Submitted by lblnd55 on Nov 10, 11 at 8:58pm
  • wow that is like sooo stupid isnt it? i mean this person ahbviously thinks they are hilarious but i dont even know what they said. what an LBR. loser beyond repair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:45pm
  • This is funny? What, you're all 12? Sheesh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:05am
  • I think if this person was sober the text would say "I almost fell in the lake!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:27am
  • This is funny. Lighten up people. Maybe it's cuase I pictured someone saying it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:36am
  • 5:48-you just made my day, hahahahhaah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 2:51 I couldn't have said it better myself. Job well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:35am
  • wtf random "clique" girl. Are you really trying to make this an argument? Also, you keep misspelling "obviously."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:06pm
  • 3:45, I dub you a "loser beyond repair" for saying "loser beyond repair" in a meant-to-be-serious context. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I think you all need to chill out it's a website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Just because it's real doesn't make it funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 5:24 ...i Don't know where farmlake is but I do live 10 minutes from carlyle lake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:26pm
  • random clique girl is AHHHBVIOUSLY too young to even be on this site....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Is this in reference to the girl softball players that died when they drove into a lake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:57pm
  • ummm really? just cause i said LBR im a loser? wooow ahbiously you havent read the clique books. because they say LBR awlll the time and they are the most popular people at their school. so yeah whatevvvvarr. you are not a GLU. (girl like us)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:48pm
  • becky gave me head ~becky lover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:10pm
  • what so im a loseeeer and i made your day? woww im so muchh cooler than you and i bet im wayy prettier. do you have a popular clique? cauuse i do. we rock the school. oh yeah i went there. im so nawwt a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:50am
  • so stupid it's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:39pm
  • all of you "wtf that's boring"-people must have a really amazing life if this text is your biggest issue. i envy you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:23pm
  • I LOVE CARLYLE LAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:09pm
  • ahhhbviouusly you havent read the clique. misspelling words is so in style right noww. whatevvar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 6:26 speaks the truth!!!! Speak more, speak more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:30pm
  • 10:10 Becky is head. Said Plies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:31pm
  • i dont get it but thats whats funny about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Charles Rutherford wonders is this some new Form of Ebonics?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:14pm
  • This is about as funny as..well it's not funny at all it's just fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:47pm
  • hahahahhaha OMG I LOVE YOU KELSEY!!!!! -LB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:25am
  • This shyt isn't funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:36pm
  • im very coool and dont understand why everyone is makinnnng fun of my spellling. welll ahbviouusly im very seriouus. my clique is very popular and we are so pretttty. we are so not LBRs. anywayyyz i dont care what anyone sayys. this text wa stupid beyond repair, and im gettting bored with all these lame texts anywayy. MY CLIQUE ROCKS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:44pm
  • this isnt even funny. ugh the person picking these texts is a 13yo pre-pubescent bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Ballsack mctittyfucker!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Want me to add syrupt????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:10pm