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  • 61 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:40pm
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    How do people like this get laid

    • 32 26
      Submitted by Herschel on Jan 27, 10 at 12:52am
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      Some girls are just that easy.

    • 21 17
      Submitted by laxlaxlax87 on Aug 2, 10 at 5:49am
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      It's Nova Scotia... have you seen the sluts there?

  • 40 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Roll tide

  • 37 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:34pm
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    Not a Dane Cook quote - in dane's story the man is the shark and he circles the bed with his penis in the air like a shark fin. . .

  • 38 25
    Submitted by giiiirlyoucrazy on Jan 26, 10 at 10:42pm
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    if his cock resembles a harpoon there is a problem..

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 26, 10 at 2:28pm
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    "Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.

  • 32 21
    Submitted by ritz7369 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:14am
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    And it worked, didn't it?

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:06pm
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    Dane cook quote... And a dumb broad will always get you laid

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 26, 10 at 2:29pm
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    Ah, the missus, Chief. If they don't like you going out, they'll love you comin' in.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by SuckItHard on Jan 26, 10 at 6:27pm
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    Dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun...

  • 32 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:57pm
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    Really????

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:27pm
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    Classic

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Silent on Jan 26, 10 at 10:27pm
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    that's something my friends would say

  • 27 20
    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Jan 28, 10 at 2:37am
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    Means you're fat, scro. MAN THE HARPOONS!

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:28pm
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    How did this make it on the site? Wow.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 26, 10 at 2:23pm
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    Really, REALLY stupid.

  • 21 14
    Submitted by beals87 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:58pm
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    hold up.\ndid you do it?

  • 23 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:03pm
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    Nick salafia? Lmfao.

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