He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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How do people like this get laid
Some girls are just that easy.
It's Nova Scotia... have you seen the sluts there?
Not a Dane Cook quote - in dane's story the man is the shark and he circles the bed with his penis in the air like a shark fin. . .
Nick salafia? Lmfao.
Dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun...
that's something my friends would say
And it worked, didn't it?
if his cock resembles a harpoon there is a problem..
Ah, the missus, Chief. If they don't like you going out, they'll love you comin' in.
Dane cook quote... And a dumb broad will always get you laid
Means you're fat, scro. MAN THE HARPOONS!
How did this make it on the site? Wow.
"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.
hold up.\ndid you do it?
Really, REALLY stupid.