LMFAOOOOO! ohhh my godddd. definitley in myf favorites. one time when I was stoned I asked a guy at a party that was getting up to see if he could go pee for me... fail.
I have a seatbelt that straps my bong to me. It's really more of a papoose (I don't know how to spell that cuz I'm high enough to drool right now) that I stole from my sister. But in all fairness, she usually leaves my nephew at the house and carrys a mini-keg in the papoose.
8:07 since you don't know how to spell the word "everywhere" this concludes that you ARE indeed a dumbass. But not cause you smoke weed, cause you were born that way.
4:24 must be from Texas. Yes, that would be bad because you can't seen anyone. You could have seen someone or maybe you saw someone you stupid Texan.
-not Texan
So, this one time, I thought I needed a seatbelt on a cruise ship, but my parents reassured me that my little 5-year old self didn't need one on a cruise. So, I got a juice box and played on the seesaw. Good times.
-White Guy
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