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  • way to steal a joke from house...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:38pm
  • THATS THE POINT 2:49, your all wrong its not a repeat its a reply to the first one First person finds the vodka in the orange juice Second person as a result finds the orange juice in the vodka bottle way to ruin it with your idiocy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:51pm
  • all of you fail...arguing about what is turning out to be a particularly lame joke in the first place...drink more...fuck bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:40am
  • "We didn't start the flame war..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:16pm
  • You couldn't even get the time right 6:46, therefore the rest of your post is null. Can't make your point if you're too busy embarassing yourself in the process :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:04pm
  • this wasn't even funny the first time it was posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:46am
  • SAINT LOUIS!!!!!! Whatwhat!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:03am
  • I bet the semen is hiding in his ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:43pm
  • How can orange juice hide in vodka? Isn't it the other way around? FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Lmao!!!

    Submitted by a1225 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Agreed 9:46. I like how TFLN will post essentially the same stupid drunk text multiple times but rejects my texts that are not sex or alcohol-related.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:12am
  • 10:59, you can say silly stuff while drunk that doesn't mention alcohol or sex. the ridiculously random posts, i think, are the best. i've submitted some pretty hilarious shit and they rejected it. now i see what they're opting for...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:37am
  • Hey. Too much thought; it's too close and and too clever for a site OBVIOUSLY devoted to stupid drunk/high situations, and crude sexual humor. So. 3:51 and 6:46: STFU. .fin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:31pm
  • first off, 11:52, fuck off no one cares if you stay or leave, you already acknowledged that you have nothing to contribute to this site, so we wont miss you. Second, thank you 3:51 for figuring it out for these morons. and finally 2:49 if you didn't understand the point of this one you probably only laugh at the amount of dirty words on this website, so in reality you FAIL. Bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 6:46pm
  • repeats, or near repeats, are no fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:09am
  • this site was fantastic like a week ago, and now it's already jumping the shark. repeats, already? so lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:08pm
  • already been posted... weak sauce

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:05am
  • This post is retarded and far from clever even if it wasnt actually a repeat. O.J. hiding in the vodka or vodka hiding in the O.J. 3:51 & 6:46 boo fucking hoo, suck a fart outta my ass and then kiss your mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:14am
  • why are they not sex or alcohol related? do you understand how this website works? what the hell do you do on weekends?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:59am
  • Haha!

    Submitted by musik_junkie on May 29, 10 at 10:34pm
  • oh. well damn. every one lighten up a little? i thought it was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:42am
  • I'm not a drunk slut 10:59, and if that's what it takes to amuse people on this site then I'm glad to be rejected by it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:42am