after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Ugh... I have done EXACTLY THIS. Glad I'm not alone! But I wasn't convincing either.
been there done that... convinced no one, damnit
The night I lost my v card, I was tryin to sober up by reading the book labels next to us on the bed. I couldn't feel aaaaaanything! Damn captain Morgan!
I've done this!
Definitely something I would do
Fuck you and your cool beans. Bwooglywooglywoo
....before shoving it up my ass...
I like how when people post first it ends up last after all the downvoting
I've done that :)
Something I would do..