Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 10:37 tell them that, they kicked me out faster than Michael Jackson at a boyscout meeting. pricks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:41am
  • ...and fucktards spell it 'deusch'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 10:58 is a retard, or is trying to point out the toolness of someone who would write vodka ton in a text message. kinda like 1:36 tried to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:05pm
  • 11:09. 11:18, 11:19, and 11:20 made me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:42am
  • 1:36, badass people say vodka ton. Retards say duesch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 1:36, grammar fail?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Thank you, 11:25. You made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:13pm
  • what kind of tool says vodka "ton"???? i suppose its hard to add the "ic" when your balls deep in some guys ass though. duesch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:36pm
  • maybe it was a ton of vodka 11:09 were you there???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:18am
  • this text made me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:59pm
  • thank you 11:23 because most bars sell vodka in 2000 lb incriments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:25am
  • i dunno which is better, the text or the replies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:45am
  • its a vodka tonic you retards lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:23am
  • I guess thats better than... Call me Mary Hart cause im Entertainment Tonight.... bastards couldnt appreciate the genius in that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:35am
  • Seriously? You had to post that ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:33am
  • how hard is it to spell douche correctly when bitching about how others talk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:40pm