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  • 91 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:41am

    10:37 tell them that, they kicked me out faster than Michael Jackson at a boyscout meeting. pricks

  • 88 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:09pm

    1:36, grammar fail?

  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:05pm

    10:58 is a retard, or is trying to point out the toolness of someone who would write vodka ton in a text message. kinda like 1:36 tried to

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:36pm

    what kind of tool says vodka "ton"???? i suppose its hard to add the "ic" when your balls deep in some guys ass though. duesch.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:27pm

    1:36, badass people say vodka ton. Retards say duesch.

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:42am

    11:09. 11:18, 11:19, and 11:20 made me laugh out loud

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:18am

    maybe it was a ton of vodka 11:09 were you there???

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:59pm

    this text made me lol

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:33am

    Seriously? You had to post that ^

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:23am

    its a vodka tonic you retards lol

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:35am

    I guess thats better than... Call me Mary Hart cause im Entertainment Tonight.... bastards couldnt appreciate the genius in that...

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:13pm

    Thank you, 11:25. You made my day.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:40pm

    ...and fucktards spell it 'deusch'

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:45am

    i dunno which is better, the text or the replies

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:25am

    thank you 11:23 because most bars sell vodka in 2000 lb incriments

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:40pm

    how hard is it to spell douche correctly when bitching about how others talk?